#impersonation asks

[meownotgood]

no even if it was the doggy position he'd lean against your figure and nuzzle his face to the crook of your neck, one arm embracing u tightly that man CANNOT even fuck you without making sure you know you're loved - bnuuy bunny bun

oh you're so right... I've always thought that too...

aki is just the sweetest to you, even when he's fucking you from behind he's still treating you so softly — he presses his body close to yours, practically leaning against you, and he grabs your chin and tilts your head up so he can kiss your forehead. he's so slow and gentle with every deep rock of his hips to make sure he won't hurt you.

and since he can't see your face from this position, can't look into your eyes, can't kiss you as easily as he wants to, he ends up talking a whole lot more; aki leans in close to your ear and mutters constant breathy words of reassurance, telling you how good you're making him feel, how perfect you are, how much he loves you.

god, you're beautiful, so beautiful, he's mumbling in his smooth tone, he holds your waist steady with one hand and drags his palm over your back, your side, down to your thighs, his touch so gentle it could only be his. you can hear him breathing hard in your ear, can feel his heart pounding in his chest when he wraps an arm around you and pulls you closer. he kisses your nape, rests his hand over yours when he sees you grabbing a tight fistful of the pillow, his fingers caress your knuckles ever-so delicately as he fucks into you nice and slow until his pelvis is flush with your ass. you feel so good, want you to moan for me louder- can you say my name baby? that's it... I've got you... I love you, love you more than anything...

#I was happy when I first saw your ask because I always think of this too lolol #he's just.... so soft.... #okay maybe he could look into your eyes by making you tilt your head back and that'd be kind of hot #but that's super uncomfortable for your neck and he wants you to be comfy #he'll run his fingers through your hair while you bury your face in the pillow and scream #it's like... I've always thought doggy is kind of an impersonal position because you can't see each other (maybe u understand) #but aki makes it *very* personal #he's constantly running his hands all over you and making sure you're hearing his voice #aki. I need you #ask mags #aki <3 #aki hayakawa x reader #aki x reader #aki hayakawa smut #aki smut

[lynxgriffin]

Can eldrich Berdly make the funny berdly face?

Whether or not he can and whether or not he should are separate questions.

#ask lynx stuff #lynx art #Eldritchrune #yes Berdly they're all very impressed by your human impersonation

[xjustakay]

y’all know that saying “writers are people, treat them like people!!” means you shouldn’t put them on a pedestal they didn’t ask to be put on, too, right……

#like… y’all know…… saying [insert writer here] is a big writer so automatically they’re *supposedly* more liked is also…… #how you say… impersonal and dehumanizing… #bc 9/10 times “big” writers are shooting in the dark just as much as anyone else #and just trying to vibe and have fun and share their work #very much NOT asking for people to put them on a pedestal and be weird about it #i promise it’s just not that deep #we’re all doing the same things like we’re all writing and reading and yelling about the same stuff #trying to have a good time however we can #all being PEOPLE not just the fics we write and share on our respective accounts #so yeah it’s not just about “when’s the next update” or “why did you write your own fic this way” comments #it’s also about weird unsolicited fan behavior that doesn’t belong and makes people uncomfortable + feel less like a person #just. food for thought. #shut up kay

[bananonbinary]

as a certified Diagnosed Autist(TM) i cannot stress enough that i am not only pro- self-diagnosis, but also pretty anti- legal medical diagnosis. it is, at best, a cruel hoop we have to jump through so privileged people will deign to give us what we need. don't fucking do that shit unless you have to, it was disgustingly expensive, fucking humiliating, infantilizing, and dehumanizing, and would probably actively cause problems in my life if i didn't have some really good allistic (-passing) people in my corner and also wasn't so fucking disabled that it mostly doesn't matter.

literally get that diagnosis if you need it for job/school accessibility shit or SSI or whatever, and otherwise dont tell the government SHIT about yourself. there is zero good reason for them to want that information. that's between you and the people you want in your life.

#as a side note: this goes for gender too #dont fucking get a special marker on your passport or whatever #trying to get ssi has made me realize how deeply cruel the system is #never reveal any vulnerability you have unless it's absolutely necessary #do not do this stuff for validation the government is not your friend and you should seek emotional fulfillment elsewhere #hm this post turned out a lot angrier than i meant #guess i'm still mad about how awful the process was #it wasnt even long it was just. so *impersonal.* #this woman talked to me for two hours. went down a fairly bigoted checklist. #didnt ask me my own opinion on much of anything. and then declared a bunch of her impressions as if they hold weight just bc shes allistic #like how i have 'identity issues' (am trans and dont want a romantic partner) #and thats just. my permanent record of diagnosis! this two hour conversation with a stranger! she doesnt fucking know me #we paid like $500 for that

[amberluvsbugs]

AMBER! I feel so bad for you RN, someone impersonated ya, LIKE WHAT>>.>>>

Apparently I saw someone on SketchersUnited with the same bio and stuff, and I just saw it today until I saw what you wrote on your real account AmberOgden, HONESTLY. I feel so bad for you at the moment, because it honestly feels weird to be impersonated like that, these idiots think they can get away from it.

Luckily the impersonator is gone, I'm sorry for what happened to you. But overall, I can't blame them for posting your art, ITS GORGEOUS...

Also, I love how confused everyone is, but overall they made a horrible decision. Hopefully they learned there lesson 0_0

You could post on there if you desire, I'm looking forward to new art from you

Ahaha yeah, that was a shock to me but we got it taken care of really fast. I solely made the account to stop that person but I may or may not start posting on there as well, it seems pretty clean. Unfortunately, though that's not the only one impersonating me. I have these two I'm trying to deal with who are doing the same thing on Reddit AND Discord.

I'm glad I was able to catch them in my search around the web. It's honestly getting insane and I can't believe people have the audacity to do this to me. I'm gonna remind you that if things are not linked in my Carrd in the pinned post, IT'S NOT ME.

#Ask ALB #Never in my life have I ever had this happen #Good lord watch out people. #impersonation

[intotheelliwoods]

#cant believe you just took my hair..... #that was my hairstyle and you just took it #you ink play-doh #you FIEND #asks #anyways quite the war going on today..... #what a great day to steal my hair #the ONE time I change my pfp for an impersonation bit haha

[tennessoui]

With the to the point of distraction AU, I'm imagining the Sith immediately going in search of a few really attractive apprentices. Unlike the Jedi, Team Evil plans for the future! Dooku feels like he is engaged in Behavior Unworthy of His Dignity, and that's before Jar Jar Binks applies.

haha before obi-wan was ever selected for the mission, they combed through their ranks for a list of attractive suitors that best fit prince skywalker's preferences. they find out prince skywalker's preferences by torturing some servant who has hung out with him in the past.

these preferences and the lack of anyone who is attractive but also not obviously evil leads them to choose darth solence, obi-wan kenobi, for the mission

unfortunately for them, they seem to strike out at the beginning because prince skywalker takes one look at darth solence and is polite but detached and sort of bored. it's borderline offensive.

the only thing that really soothes obi-wan's mangled nerves after that is that prince skywalker's manservant drops a whole flask of wine when he sees him for the first time

#asks #to the point of distraction au #obikin #sith obi-wan is like 60% ego #hes allowed he knows hes hot stuff #he of course ruins it all by then speaking #(in anakins opinion) #also for this au to try and limit confusion #prince skywalker is going to mean kitster who is impersonating anakin #and prince skywalker's manservant/kitster/anakin is going to refer to actual anakin who is pretending to be the manservant

[drawbauchery]

Ok so heres some headcannons for your au imposter. :>

Although imposter is mainly shown dealing/helping with others im sure he has got some issues Besides recovering from the killing game and trying to be a better person. Ok first thing,imposter tends to serpress his emotions,like he barrys any thoughts he doseint want to deal with in the back on his mind so he doesn't have to deal with it. He doseint unpack his thoughts often like when he said "ill unpack this later" he never did. Ok next,they hate mirrors mainly because they probably hate there real face,i mean there body is one thing theres nothing extremely discernable about it. But there face is different. When ever they look at there face all he sees is an emptyshell of a man they dont remember being. They weren't allowed near mirrors for awile. And last thing, He felt guilty for lieing to them for so long that he often questions why his friends actually like him.

Also i drew some art that matches with this

Im not good with angst so it kinda sucks BUT i hope you like it :)

#cloudy-osc #asks #bus au #ultimate imposter #MMM YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT ANGST. LIAR #look at him Q~Q #we totally had the same thoughts about him burying all his issues #he'd rather help people than address that maybe something's wrong with him too #his feelings and issues probably aren't as important as everyone else's right??? #everything's falling apart around you so just be a support beam #don't contribute to it #and the mirrors. the guilt. all the self-hatred #someone set the table because this is an e n t i r e m e a l #i think when the others want HIM and HIS attention and HIS help #and not someone he's impersonating #the guilt builds and builds but he also gets a little possessive #makes him bury everything even deeper to keep being supportive so his friends need him more #he's in a loop #please help

[megamindsupremacy]

Ganymede tells Percy he has to go on a fetch quest before Ganymede will write him a letter of recommendation for New Rome University and with a cartoon sound effect Percy turns into a 2d version of himself whose head turns red and starts swelling and when it pops instead of a steam sound effect it’s just Walker Scobell screaming as loud as he can into a mic for ten seconds straight

#mads posts #Percy jackson #pjo #riordanverse #walker scobell #LET THE BOY REST #Percy hears he has to do THREE fetch quests to get into Uni and he sits down with annabeth and has a genuine and serious conversation over #whether he really wants or needs to go to college #gaynemede tells him abt the goblet and percy attacks him without hesitation. wins. Poseidon appears like ‘congratulations Perseus you are no #now the cupbearer of the gods!!’ and percy just sits down and stares at a wall for the next century #Percy asks Clarisse to impersonate her dad and write him a letter and clarisse is so curious if it’ll work that she does it. it works #Percy just goes a pantheon over and asks the house of life magicians to write him letters bc they’re Technically also gods and it work #he has OPTIONS is what I’m saying

[kazanskyy]

shiv having her husband in her contacts as FirstName LastName with no photo of him, so an incoming call from him would just look like a call from any other random contact...but then also having him set up as her Emergency Contact in her phone's Medical ID profile...shiv thesis.

#shiv roy #tomshiv #succession #succession spoilers #succession s4 #the attention to detail the succession set dressers and prop masters put into this show never fails to impress me #also some context for folks who don't use apple products: the red 'Emergency Contact' text under tom's name on this contact card #will ONLY show up if you have that person designated as your emergency contact in your Medical ID profile on your phone's Health app #which is also where you can designate your organ donor status your blood type and any allergies you might have #the purpose of this being that if you are ever in an accident or incapacitated but your phone is still on you #emergency services can access your Medical ID from your phone's lock screen and get information that may be crucial to saving your life #as well as providing them a built in person to call to alert them of your condition #and potentially ask further health-related questions of #anyway. the fact that shiv has SUCH an impersonal contact card for tom - lacking even a contact photo for him #but still has him listed under her medical id as the person to call for her in an emergency #is just...truly a shiv thesis statement for me

[solargeist]

We don't think you're annoying. Honestly, I came for EVO au, but now I'm just here because I like seeing what you say. I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but you're really cute. I love your passion for life. I love how excited you get, and all your reaction images. You have a distinct way of talking, and I really appreciate it.

O THANKS THATS KIND, im glad I can be cute in personality , I promise to get back on EvoAU Soon I’m just rambling rn sksnsk

#ask #i do thibk thé way i talk is somewhat recognizable bc I think too much abt people trying to impersonate me and I don’t think they Could #sry I sound lazy I’m sleepy 😭

[ahaura]

the "how am i supposed to believe you" crowd famously not able to do a simple google search that will answer their questions...

#like yes there are ppl impersonating motaz and stuff but like. if u need Direct Links To Their Profiles just ask #otherwise why tf bother people abt it #unless of course u dont actually care and u just want to be a racist piece of shit.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I've always wondered if you happened to have a discord? If not have you ever considered making one?

i do have one! however i use it very sparingly because 1) new people (especially groups) scare me & 2) brain's been fucking weird for a hot minute and i barely talk to people i'm already friends with let alone strangers

#so i say this So Neutrally and Impersonally #please don't ask me to join your group chat lmao #i promise you i will appear Once and then ill never open it again bc ill get nervous and awkward and guilty #its too much stress! #Also dont ask to chat there same rules apply Sorry Sorry #like... the Only exception is if we've already been chatting but that very rarely happens bc #again! my brain's fucked and i have the mental constitution of a wet cat! #rambles from the bog #i havent opened discord in. a while #when life gets stressful enough i just Shut Down and huddle into a proverbial corner with a blanket over my head #there are like. two people on discord i have / want to actively talk to #and one of em is an irl friend ahaha #so if you were thinking of sending me an invite or something: Thank You For Thinking Of Me! Please Don't. #i think... i think this generally extends to dms too #abrupt dms frighten me. so do random @s. apologies im a Very nervous person <3 #and then even when i Do chat over dms or somethin with someone i can see myself befriending #i often forget to reply for a while and then it gets to the point where its been so long and i feel so guilty #that i Cant Bring Myself To #sigh. anyway. long story short Yes i have a discord

[totally-bing]

love u bing

-@the-real-google

love u too bbg

-@totally-definitely-real-discord

#bing #bingposting #fuck google #anon ask #fake google impersonator #sorry about the ping discord #fuck discord

[turrondeluxe]

are you in any tmnt discords??

no

#so if you ever see anyone thats saying to be me in any of those. THOSE ARE LIES!!! THATS NOT FERNANDO MIGUEL ÁNGEL SURNAME SURNAME #surprisingly ive already been impersonated in discord so huh. be wary of fake fernandos out there #like that one insta story of mads mikkelsen. that's not me....... #i would love to join one tho? #would love to join one thats less than 30 people and where everyone is older than 20 and not weirdos about the turtles at least 😔 #ooooough #crying. group chats are always fun but man...MAN......... #ask

[passionpeachy]

Hi! I'm so sorry you lost your main :( I love your art and the inspo posts you sometimes rb, and was worried you were being impersonated when I found this new blog in my reccs and saw I wasn't following anymore! I hope there's still a way to get your old one back <3 I hope you have a good day, too!

It's okay! I'm pretty much over it now, I think. I'll happily take my account back if possible but for now I'm just chilling

#asks #also tbh I doubt anyone would impersonate me #but thank you for the concern