#impractical jokers

[sleep-knot]

i brake for sal vulcano (real)

#not mine btw #sal vulcano #impractical jokers #idk #i laughed too hard at this shitty facebook post

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 242

Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

Tim: As your favorite brother-

Jason: Duke's my favorite brother.

Tim: As your favorite brother-

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #dc incorrect quotes #funny #impractical jokers #funny incorrect quotes #character dynamics #duke thomas #the signal #signal #elaine thomas #tim drake #robin #red robin #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #batfam #batfamily #batbros #bat brothers #batkids #batsiblings #found family #gotham city #detective comics #batman characters

[mmackiw]

Saw but jigsaw set this stupid ass ringtone

#adam stanheight #saw movies #saw franchise #saw #lawrence gordon #jigsaw #impractical jokers

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad handed me his phone and very plainly said, “It’s Sal.” I answered the call and it was Sal from Impractical Jokers in a casino. He said, “I’m fucking gambling, dude. Like, all of my life savings, man.” And I woke up. I’ve never woken up more disappointed.

#dream #impractical jokers #casino #dad #father #phone #family

[amelia-mariee]

Joining a fandom that you originally assumed was dead (or never imagined there’d even be a fandom for) is like that trope in media where someone reaches out to some old village/civilization that was supposedly wiped out long ago or never even existed, not expecting a response, but then they really do get a response and find out that the people have been secretly thriving in like an underground bunker or something this whole time

#agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #jaws #jaws fandom #ghostbusters #ghostbusters fandom #back to the future #bttf #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #alvin and the chipmunks #aatc #little shop of horrors #lsoh #impractical jokers #the real ghostbusters

[americas1suiteheart]

Impractical Jokers has taken over all of my interest, especially Q, so here you guys go, some Brian Quinn stuff.

Not In On the Joke

Brian "Q" Quinn x Fem! Reader

Summary; The Jokers have to do certain tasks to win in the park, and a certain task given by the rest of the Jokers leads Q to talk to you. (I've gotten really bad about writing summaries, sorry).

Notes; This was an idea I had in my head for a while so I decided to just get to writing it. This one's also just a little short, too short for my liking but I wanted to post something.

Extra Note; The words in italics are the rest of the Jokers talking into the earpiece.

Warnings; Some cursing, but that's about it.

Word Count;

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"Alright, Q, it's your turn now, go on out there". Sal says. The rest of the Jokers watch Q as he walks to the middle of the park and stands in a random spot.

"Alright, give me somethin', anything and I'll do it, I'm not gonna lose to Murr." Q says, rubbing his hands together and swaying slightly.

The Jokers stay quiet for a few moments trying to spot someone they can get Q to go up to. "Okay, you see the person wearing the blue cardigan, go walk up to her." Joe speaks into Q's earpiece. Q does as asked and Murr speaks into the earpiece.

"Okay, what now?"

"Kinda creep up on them from behind and tap their shoulder and say, "I was watching you from over there, I gotta say, you look really interesting."" Murr says, giggling.

Q sighs, running his hand through his hair and walks up from behind to the girl. He gets close to her and taps her shoulder. She turns around slowly and stares up at him confused.

"Excuse me, but I was watching you from over there and I gotta say, you look really interesting." Q says, turning around and pointing at a random spot in the park and looking back at the girl, standing awkwardly in front of her.

The woman stays looking at him, not saying a word with her mouth slightly agape for a few seconds. "Oh, uh. Interesting? What do you mean by interesting?" She says, furrowing her eyebrows in confusion.

"Well uh, you know.. Interesting." Q replies, shrugging his shoulders.

"Make her as uncomfortable as possible. Just stay quiet and just stare at her." Joe says. Q could hear giggling from Murr and Sal through his earpiece.

Q turns his head away and lets out a breathy laugh, shortly turning back to the woman and staring her in the eyes with as blank of a face as he could with wide eyes.

The woman stares at him for a while before finally looking at anywhere else but at him and letting out an uncomfortable laugh. She scratches the back of her neck and stares down at her feet.

Q felt terrible, he doesn't like looking at people directly either, and it definitely seemed like she did either. There was just an awkward silence for an uncomfortable amount of time, that would be quickly fixed by the rest of the Jokers, as they began speaking into Q's earpiece again.

"Okay, okay, I want you to ask for her number." Sal says. Q could practically hear the smile just by the way he said it.

Q turns away from the woman again. "Is this one of those things where you get one of your friends to be in on the joke? Because if it isn't then I might just get punched in the face in a minute." Q says quietly into the mic hidden on him.

"Nope, she's not in on the joke, unfortunately for you, man. But you can always take the loss." Sal replies.

"You guys are dicks." Q says quietly before turning back to face the woman.

She had an odd look on her face, not even so much uncomfortable anymore but just confused. "Uh, were you saying something?"

"No, no, I wasn't saying anything, sorry."

"Dude she probably thinks you're insane right now!" Murr says, laughing as he does so.

"He uh, do you think... Oh my god... Do you think, that I can maybe get your number, sweetheart?" Q asks, awkwardly laughing in between.

The woman's expression quickly turned into one of shock. Her face and ears began to flush red, something that she thanked could easily be passed off as a result of the cold weather.

"Um, sure. Let me put it into your phone, or I could also write it down for you, too?" The woman says after snapping out of her trance like state. She tried to say it as confidently as she could, trying to hide every ounce of anxiety and fear she had. She wasn't even sure if she was thinking when she said that, she thought to herself.

She thought that he was an attractive guy, probably one of the most attractive guys to come up to her in a long while. He has a nice appearance, with bushy brows, brown down-turned eyes, a clean shaven face, and to top it off a great smile when he was wearing one.

She thought that the way he dressed himself was nice, one of those things where it looked comfortable and simple yet still classy. His softer body type fit well with the length of his hair, she liked how good it looked with the hat he was wearing, and the slight graying of his hair made him all the more attractive.

Yes, the part where he stared at her for an uncomfortable amount of time was odd, same thing with when he seemed like he was just talking to himself for a while, but she had already completely forgotten about that right at the moment he called her 'sweetheart'.

"I, uh... Are you sure?" Q asked, it was now his turn to be just as shocked as she was before.

The rest of the Jokers were just as shocked and confused as he was, they weren't laughing or even smiling, they just stood looking at Q and the woman from their setup with confused looks plastered on their faces.

"Yeah, I'm sure. Unless you don't want it?" The woman said, unsure of herself.

"Oh, uh. Yeah alright, here you can put it into my phone." Q handed her his phone and watched as she put her contact into it, then typing her name in.

"My name's Y/n, by the way. Figure you'd need to know that so you don't accidentally delete my contact." Y/n says, putting her hand out to Q.

Q takes her hand and shakes it firmly. "Nice to meet you, Y/n. I'm Brian, but my friends call me Q." He says, flashing a charming smile, more comfortable and confident then just moments ago.

"Well, uh, I need to be on my way, I was supposed to be somewhere like five minutes ago, but I'm glad I stayed. Hopefully I'll get to talk to you later, Brian. It was nice to meet you too."

"I'll definitely be talking to you later, sweetheart. Have a good rest of your day, thank you." Q says, sending a wink and waving goodbye before turning to walk away.

Q slightly jogs over to the setup where the rest of the Jokers were and takes his earpiece out while walking to stand next to them.

"What the hell just happened? What the hell did we just do?" Sal says, looking back and forth and Joe and Murr.

"I just got a girl's number is what happened, and I think that makes Murr the loser this time." Q says, patting Murr on the back and laughing with a smug smile on his face.

"Can we even put that on the episode?" Joe says, rubbing his face.

The cameramen and rest of the crew look at each other and shrug, seeming to not really know the answer for it either.

Q takes out his phone and opens it. "Let's see, let me text her number that she gave me that's currently in my contacts right now, on my phone." He says, clearly trying to rub it in the guys' faces.

Sal rolls his eyes. "You just gotta hope she likes cats now, Q."

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I'm going to be completely honest with all of yall, I had no clue on how to end this and it's the reason why it took me a month to finish, but we don't talk about that because it's done now. Hope you enjoyed.

#Brian Quinn #Brian “Q” Quinn #q impractical jokers #brian quinn x reader #q x reader #impractical jokers #James Murray #Joe Gatto #sal vulcano

[vul87556]

Thank u so much @jentheone12 for telling me about this masterpiece 😁😂😂

The way brian says baby 😂😂

#impractical jokers #brian quinn #sal vulcano #vulquinn

[beardedmrbean]

The lads did good here

#this one got nuked by staff with all my other old posts #so here it is again #wholesome #impractical jokers

[laszloslover]

This is my favorite moment of all time

#Matt referencing IJ literally destroyed me #matt berry #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits #sal vulcano #impractical jokers #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #harvey guillen #guillermo de la cruz #private school

[wilsonfrfr]

I love Impractical Jokers, I wish New York was real

#impractical jokers #joe gatto #brian quinn #sal vulcano #james murray #I’m funny laugh #New York #gay #homo #funny joke #ahaha

[gnomeonasnail]

desperately want to be brian quinn’s controversially young girlfriend

#brian quinn #impractical jokers #sal vulcano #joe gatto #james murray #team q

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom was slowly replaced by a trans woman who looked very similar to Joe Gatto from "Impractical Jokers" and she could change her hair with the wave of her hands.

#dream #joe gatto #impractical jokers #i was very distressed that's my literal mother u replaced #trans woman

[draqulung]

dont be suprised when you walk in my room and there is posters of several men on my walls

#girl things #im just a teenage girl #im just a girl #girl blogger #boy crazy #my chemical romance #pierce the veil #sleeping with sirens #black veil brides #sam and colby #sturniolo triplets #panic! at the disco #impractical jokers

[theprongspotter]

Sirius: Do you know how amazing it would be if you and I were totally gay and into each other?

Remus, reading a book:

Remus: What did you just say—

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #remus lupin #remus john lupin #sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius loves remus #remus loves sirius #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #wolfstar #impractical jokers

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Something so so so special about the trope of a group of characters that are a Team. Even when every character has a distinct personality, they still can't be separated from the idea of their Team, and no matter who the most popular is, each member of the Team has a fan following, and everyone who enjoys that media can list their favorite member of the Team. I love it so much I love Teams of characters

#ok lemme think of as many media with teams as i can... #mlp fim #tmnt #power rangers #the bad batch #keroro gunso #uhhh i know there's more. fuckinnnn #voltron #impractical jokers #IDFK MAN I JUST LOVE TEAMS!!! #choosing ur favorite is always so fun!! and very telling :3c #fandom #ok to rb #scooby doo #mystery skulls animated #the penguins of madagascar

[jetblxck]

i’ve watched impractical jokers for so long, but now that i’m at the age where i can appreciate the finer things in life… Q is an absolute dilf i would lay my life down for him

#impractical jokers #sal vulcano #brian quinn #joe gatto #james murray #god the things i would let him do to me