#in a way that cog doesn’t Immediately reject out of hand. good luck bitch.

[bekahdoesnerdshit]

Cog explaining why she’s Anti-Valentine: He’s manipulative and self-centered and vile!! Every good thing he can get his fingers into he twists for his own purpose, and breaks! He wants to unite the world under one leader, and that would strip so much culture and freedom and autonomy from people!! That’s evil!! He’s evil!

Valentine’s dumb, smug ass: Ah but see........the people I want to put in charge........are you and your friends >:3ccccc

Cog: That doesn’t make it any fucking better you sentient piece of shit! Oh my god!!!!! Did you even listen to what I said!!! I hate you so much!!!!!

Valentine: Come on, be reasonable.........if you saw a dying comrade on the battlefield and you knew there was no chance of saving them.......wouldn’t you do the kind thing and put them out of their misery? That’s what this world needs: to be put down, and rebuilt. It’s the only way to save it.

Cog, who is literally a cleric in all but name: If I saw someone hurt on the battlefield I would use my fucking MAGIC or medical supplies to heal them! What the fuck are you talking about??? This is a bad metaphor for so many reasons I don’t have time to tell you how stupid you are!!! Huff my ass!!!!!

#did she get to say this out loud: no. I wasn’t technically in the scene but OH boy #it’s a good thing I was fucking muted I was L I V I D #valentine: Sunny.........I need you to convince cog.......to kill a lot of people for me >:3 #sunny: HA like that’s gonna fucking happen. she hates your guts #me (muted): I sure FUCKING do!!!!!! #god we are gonna have a TIME next session when sunny tries to explain that her new plan is ‘do what valentine says?’ #in a way that cog doesn’t Immediately reject out of hand. good luck bitch. #sunny: I’m just saying maybe we should consider it? we don’t have a ton of other options right now— #cog rolling up her sleeves and pulling out her wand: he charmed you. I’ll kill him. fucker’s a dead man #cog #wasteland campaign