#in all honesty he’s got low cha cause he grew up in the fuckin forest in a tiny town and his dads are great but he was still super isolated

[seilon]

ive been playing dnd for like four years now and this week i rolled my first ever Zero on a charisma check

#kibumblabs #I’ve rolled zeroes on various things. never charisma #I literally only play high charisma characters this is the first time I have one (who’s kinda a half-npc but anyway) who’s got a -1 to cha #and im not used to it. and oh man it’s fucking hilarious #he’s basically a conspiracy theorist (really just a scientist/mythologist type considering his theories are all legit based in facts he #just sounds insane and is way too invested in research) werewolf who lives in an isolated derelict crashed ilithid spacecraft #(he lives there half because the site is like a good many miles from civilization and going back and forth all the time was a pain and half #because being that isolated makes it so if he goes Buck Wild on a full moon no ones around to out him as a werewolf or obviously get hurt #in all honesty he’s got low cha cause he grew up in the fuckin forest in a tiny town and his dads are great but he was still super isolated #and never really learned a lot of social things #he’s also on the spectrum but that’s mostly unrelated to his cha being low; more obvious in his special interests and being very in his head #and bad with social ques but again that’s also cause of where he grew up. he can be flirty and he’s good with words buuuuut he also #tends to accidentally insult people alot and flirtations and hints of any kind towards him tend to go over his head which is Funny with his #romantic situation in a polycule where the third person he doesn’t know that well yet is very sarcastic n passive aggressive n suggestive #and he just Does Not catch on to anything he hints at 75% of the time #anyway sorry infodump I just love my spaceship werewolf #dnd #oh just. for reference. ​his name is malacai n he’s a lycan bloodhunter/monsterslayer ranger human (technically quarter-elf) his alignment #is probably somewhere between chaotic neutral chaotic good and true neutral it’s hard to tell exactly #he seems neutral in comparison to his boyfriend who’s the Goodest Chaotic Good you’ll ever meet