Nine-tenths of the universe, in fact, is the paperwork.
Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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someone's legs were assembled correctly and someone's were not
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Superman: That is a child *pointing to feral and angry Robin!Dick with wide eyes*
Bruce, tired: ya, and?
Superman: Y-you can let a child fight crime Batman. Come on now.
Bruce, shot gunning a Red Bull: if you think you can talk him out of it, go right ahead
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nobody wants to see sex in tv shows they want to see two people who obviously want to have sex be so goddamn weird about the fact that sex isn’t happening.
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every time I remember I have the same height as Yotsuya my ego is boosted.
Quick sketch. I really miss drawing just silly things lmao.
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To be honest when I first read the Hunger Games I had no idea what olive skin was supposed to look like so reading Katniss's description I just imagined her with literal green skin like Shrek
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okay so i finally finished it... allow me to present a comprehensive, chronological compilation of miles and alex singing *THAT* moment in standing next to me for the whole eycte tour 🌟
this video took me the better part of two months to make, and cost me a not insignificant part of my sanity (related: i may never want to hear this song again), so yeah... i hope you enjoy 😅
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I want to write something smutty so badly, doesn't have to be long but my mental state won't let me and it's so frustrating ;;
Please just one naughty story, brain, I'm begging you ;;
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neil: are we fighting or flirting right now?
andrew:
andrew: i literally just hit you in the stomach with a racquet
neil: yeah but that doesn't answer my question
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remus should have known that sneaking out of the dorm, and into an empty classroom, with a handful of other teenagers, would not be a good idea.
but, alas, it had already happened, and now they were sitting on the floor in mcgonagall’s classroom (because who, in the name of merlin, would sneak out of their dorm and into an empty classroom?), playing whatever games they could come up with.
james had just finished doing a ten-seconds headstand and, sitting back down, glanced at sirius, a grin spreading across his face. mary and lily were sitting next to each other, cross-legged, and peter had a quite awfully drawn moustache on his face.
“you already know my answer.” sirius gave him an amused smirk.
“wait, wait, let me have this.” marlene chuckled. “i dare you to… there’s the broom closet at the end of the corridor, yeah?”
sirius gave her a suspicious look, his eyebrow raised. “what about it?”
“i dare you to let me lock you and remus in there for ten minutes.” she leaned back against the wall, a victorious beam on her face. “there.”
remus’ eyes widened. well, who would he be to say no to that? especially since he had a big, fat crush on si—
“very well,” sirius shrugged, pulling remus up to his feet, who decided that this could go horribly wrong, or horribly wrong.
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