#in front of MY salad

[amid-fandoms]

what was that😭😭😭😭😭

#what the fuck #in front of my salad #which of their editors left this foreplay in i wanna talk #dan and phil

[mxmollusca]

Someone's been working hard.

Live Dan reaction:

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#jesus fucking christ #in front of my salad #the cryptid factor #rhys darby #dan schreiber #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #aotearoa i wanna fuck your dad

[silence-between-seconds]

i am an official pigeon hater.

edit: i think im going crazy everywhere i go i see pegions i cant stop thinking about them i had to make a post and now im constantly on edge every turn i make i expect to see one

#THESE FAT FUCKS #IM SCREAMING #its my deepest desire to kick one #pigeon #pigeon hater #my lovely window sill #is dirty now #also my window #not to mention the er ahem mounting #and makeout sessions #in front of my salad #their love life has more action than mine i am salty #also look at their fucking faces #not a thought behind those eyes #there are two who keep tryna build a nest in the gap behind my ac unit #they eat my plants #i hate them with a passion #siri goes insane

[scotts-takes]

🤔🤔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🫡🫡

Typical Hajime homosexuality towards Tomoya

#ensemble stars #hajime shino #tomoya mashiro #tomohaji #ss sanctuary #queerness in public #in front of my salad

[aubreysmaturin]

My Roman Empire is that one DS9 script reading with Siddig and Robinson returning as Bashir and Garak during covid where we find out Garak and Gul Dukat had sex during a one night stand and THANK FUCK ITS NOT CANON, but I will never forget the time I heard that.

#i mean...yes Garak is gay.......what do you mean he slept with DUKAT?????? #in front of my salad

[lizandreil]

waymack during that kitchen scene when neil shoved andrew’s hand under his shirt to make a promise to protect kevin while andrew is at easthaven

#all for the game #aftg series #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #neil josten #neil x andrew #andreil #aftg andrew #aftg neil #david waymack #what even was that #like????? #in front of my salad #???????? #neil is demi #fight me

[vampire-himbos-of-santa-perdita]

Gerard Way coming in hot tonight for Toronto 2: Electric Boogaloo like

#MCR #he sure did that live #in front of my salad #lmao #Gerard way

[regretroulette]

im gonna fucking kill u

#really #in front of my salad #zuzu.exe

[jungshookz]

which one of the y/n’s would tOp their lover?? i feel like all of the y/n’s are submissive!! WHERE IS SUBMISSIVE CEO!YOONGI 🫣

omg 2021!cee left a ceo!yoongi smut drabble in her drafts collecting dust and y/n tops in it and after i read whatever she left for me i was SCANDALIZED

#answered #in my good christian suburbs #in front of my salad

[brucewaynes]

NO FUCKING WAY ??? FROM THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE????

#alchemy of souls #in front of my salad #😭

[himitsutsubasa]

My partner’s housemate needs to stop 😭 I can only hear him and his gf rp Tom and Jerry in the bedroom so many times before I can’t come over

#not kink shaming #rp tom and Jerry all you want #i just cannot with the volume #in front of my salad

[pumpkinscissors]

OH, REALLY

#in front of my salad #(they never woke up) #*shakes fist* these quests are swizz #Sky: Children of the Light #Sky: COTL #(sassy once again being the best stance)

[dhawanmasters]

#in front of my salad #cy text

[dutchgp]

HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CUT HIS HAIR NWIAVAKQOABAOSBA

#i went to lunch and I am hit with this? #IN FRONT OF MY SALAD #we lost another baddie this week #😔

[paradoxcd]

now hold the fuck on what do you mean they scrapped five getting a hug. and it was from viktor. WHAT DO YOU M

#smh i just got here and leah brought violence into my house #in front of my salad #THREE SEASONS. THREE SEASONS NO HUG #im climbing the walls as we speak

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

THIS

flustered! in the breakroom

#IN FRONT OF MY SALAD #alpacaseoks #asks #mwah