#in front of my christmas tree

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

*shaking fist at sky* CLOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

#edit: look at this post's reblog #WYM WE CANT CLICK THE TREE #cmonnnn CMONNNNNNN #im Laughing but im also violently biting my computer #shaking the tree let me in LET ME INNNNNNNN #you know i checked the site earlier and i looked at everything BUT the exhibition #homebogging #if anyone is wondering what the Hell im on about this time #go to the site and go to the playfellow exhibition #theres a christmas tree drawn on the page #and the words 'playfellow exhibition' are Indeed upside down! #the instructions. the payoff has begun! #BUT YOU CANT CLICK THE TREE #i clicked all over it. i tabbed through the page #IT HAUNTS ME LIKE THE FRONT PAGE BEETLE #that damn Beetle...

[9116]

happy holidays from morticia

#pedrita is also somewhere in the tree lol #it’s their first christmas w us!!! #pedrita was rescued from my old school (dom pedro — that’s why she’s named pedrita) #and morticia was ABANDONED in our front yard earlier this month #along w three other cats #we’re getting some cameras soon bc it’s the third time this happens 😭 #anyway!!! we’re glad they’re here w us safe and having fun in our tree

[isalabells]

12.12–12.24 merry merry etc etc

#hello my new phone has a wide-angle lense and I've come to find it is a godsent feature for people like me #who love to strike a casual pose in front of the christmas tree #isabel for ts #this was a social experiment called 'is Nagelsmann more bearable if you drape him in multicolor christmas lights' #(the answer is no. but he was actually quite funny when this aired he actually made me laugh out loud when they quizzed him) #tbd

[x22817]

🎁Holly🎄Jolly🎅Christmas❄️

#beans beans the magickal fruit #my favorite coffee store was empty #so i made her sit in front of their Christmas decorations #shes so good #i love her so much #dogblr #service dog #Bean under the tree! #christmas

[preacherboyd]

started reading the terror!

#all your posts got me ALL RIGHT?? #the propaganda worked!!! #i give in!!! #i was craving some sail in my life anyway #probably not the best idea to start reading this as we're gearing up for the coldest months of the year here but WHATEVER #i will sit in front of my fake fireplace and fake christmas tree and enjoy #tor stfu challenge

[heavenly-angell]

happy holidays, everyone! ☃︎⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆𐙚

or happy sunday if you don't celebrate :) my family celebrates xmas on the twenty fourth.

wishing you all well! 𝔁𝓸𝔁𝓸･:*:｡☃︎𓏲ּ₊˚⊹✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚ֶָ֢

#strawberry matcha latte ⋆ ੈ.‧₊♡🍓⋆₊⊹ *‧˚ #gifts i wrapped extraordinarily well 💌🎀₊ ⊹ #selfie in front of a random house and pretty tree during my little walk ㅤ ೀ ㅤ۫ ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ㅤ ♡ ㅤ . #🩰˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 🎧✧˚.🎀༘⋆ #girlblogging #girl blogger #girly #girlblogger #pink blog #christmas #mine #me #my photos #selfies

[ainomorimichi]

curious is a gay

#chitose kizuki #curious bnha #meta liberation army #aino morimichi #bnha #bnha villains #paranormal liberation front #christmas tree #christmas au #au #oc #my hero academia #anime and manga #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #character design #mistletoe #sapphic romance #star art #tinsel #vintage #aesthetic

[ask-dametagala]

New swag banner yo! Decided it looked waaay too plain so i tried experimenting with colors, i think it looks nice!

#quan talks #my art #digital art #kirby nintendo #galacta knight #dark meta knight #its christmas themd cuz that's a huge christmas tree in front of them! #😳 #dametagala #the brush work could use a lil improvement tho lol #gotta practice B)

[cheekblush]

spent almost 24 hours on finishing my work portfolio with only 2 hours of sleep in between but i'm finally done 😭

#just in time for christmas #but now i am soooooo sleepy #i sat down at 5 pm yesterday & worked through the whole night until 6:30 am #then i slept for 2 hours and continued working and finally finished at 3:30 pm #my neck hurts so bad from sitting in front of the laptop so much #it's my own fault for procrastinating so much but i'm just happy i'm done with it in time for christmas #and i hope my boss will like it and won't suggest many changes 🤞🏻 #i literally JUST decorated our christmas tree bc i've been so busy this month #my dad spontaneously bought a huge real tree it's so lovely <3 #merry christmas and happy holidays to everyone stay safe and healthy 💌 #☁️ #i can't wait to go to sleep 😴

[confier-boyfriend]

Man I wouldn’t even be this big of a Christmas hater if people didn’t decide to go fucking rabid with the decorations. Like I’m not sorry, that’s too much. You don’t need a fucking Christmas tree mailbox my man, we get it you’re Christian.

#zenith thinks #judging my neighbors who put up their Christmas tree the day of Halloween #and it’s in their front window and always on

[eugeniedanglars]

i’m rewatching a christmas prince for the first time since it came out and between this and falling for christmas—yall, i don’t know if it’s just that i’m feeling extra festive this year or if vespers are the secret ingredient to making christmas romcoms good, but goddamn, i am so much more engrossed in this movie than i was the first time around and i think i unironically like cheesy christmas romcoms now??

#someone stop me from drunk texting my 70something aunt who loves hallmark christmas movies like #‘GIRL when are you getting back from florida so we can have a hallmark/netflix christmas movie marathon’ #a christmas prince #i am feeling SO festive this year though!! i felt festive for halloween and thanksgiving too!! #it’s so nice actually being excited for holidays and getting into the spirit!! #i decorated my mini tree and bought a decoration for my front door and am doing my first ever advent calendar and bought peppermint fudge!! #i put up my string lights the week before thanksgiving!! i’m turning on the fairy lights on my bookshelf for the first time in months!! #🤶🧑‍🎄🎅🎄❄️☃️🎁!! #anyway the most important things the james bond franchise has contributed to the world are #1. the recipe for vespers one of my favorite cocktails on earth 2. that movie where daniel craig bond implied he’d had gay sex

[bee-in-a-box]

I need someone to tell me if I'm being an asshole. Reddit AITA moment okay?

#it's kind of suffocating having so many christmas decorations in my house #and It's my birthday next month #my mom usually starts decorating for christmas the day after thanksgiving #if not even before then #and a few weeks ago I was talking to my brother about how much I feel like I'm competing with christmas around my birthday #and this year we're celebrating Hanukkah as well because my younger brother has been in the process of converting for about a year(?) now #so he promised me he wouldn't decorate for Hanukkah until AFTER my birthday #which I thought was pretty generous and sweet of him because my bday is only two day before the first night of hanukkah this year #but he's gone back on his promise and started decorating #I wouldn't even care if he didn't promise me #so tonight i gently asked him if he remembered what he told me and he said yes #so I asked why he promised (if he was just gonna do it anyway) #and then my mom budges in saying that it was because he cares about me #and so then they both kind of gang up on me. #my mom sayng she was thinking about me and about putting off putting up the tree until after my birthday #(meanwhile the christmas tree is literally right in front of us) #she says things will be different when I have my own house #the whole time I'm just sitting there saying 'okay I don't even care that much about it. it's whatever' #like I'm just so sad #I didn't want anything this year I just wanted not to feel overshadowed by #two different holidays #yes i know this is a first world problem I'M SORRY #so am I being an asshole? aita? reddit moment? #was i being an asshole asking my 15 year old brother about the promise he broke?

[penisliker-moved]

but like they literally. ok so betty ws like "vacuum up front whilei check your rooms" do im like oh ok like the rug jn the entrance zone. bc rheres like the double sliding doors ykwim. so im getting the vacuum and rhen Fucking stacy is like Make sure you get everything all the floors and carpets and gestured at the entire lobby. and im like ... ok? but she put so much emphasis on Everything so i go to like. the halls and start vacuuming the carpet right. and she starts bitching like Just over here 🙄 and its like GIRL YOU FUCKING SAID EVERYTHING !!! and then im fugking doing it and her and betty repeatedly say "MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CARPETS!!!!" like yeah dumbfucks of course im gonna get the fucking carpets im goddamn vacuuming. yr making me vacuum hardwood acting like my first instinct wouldnt be to vacuum the carpets. and then at on3 point i unplugged the vacuum bc th cord ws too short and Clearly started walking to the other side of the room where theres another outlet to plug it in and stacy whos just sitting on her ass in the cafeteria goes "YOU DIDNT GET THE CARPET 😡" LIJE . GIRL I COULDNT FUCKING GET TO THE CARPET I AM CLEARLY GETTING TO THE FUCKING CARPET. and then i finally fucking fjnish it and some dickhead fucking guest goes You missed a spot teehee thinking hes so funny. and i just ignored him bc shut the fuck up you annoying dick and stacy goes Did you miss a spot 🤔 like . im going to snap one of these days

#i hate guests so vad i fuckjng hate them #sometimes i get rly polite guests who just ask for towels and are super nice but other times i get either the dunbest people alive or the #rudest people alive #and i still have to be nice to them when they treat me like shit and Ik thats like just part of being a person but oh my fucking godddd #rheres a goddamn reason im not working as a fucking cashier or some shit and its bc i dont want to fuckjng talk to you people #literally the front desk is always (supposed) to have somebody there (fucking stacy likes to just run off whenever for a laff) #what ever ughhh i hate it here i hate it here #n when i get home were doing th christmas tree but to be so honest . as fun as it is im Not fucking feeling it immediately after work #i want to lay down andi want nobody to talk yo me for 500000 years #whatever.

[dilfian]

today is nutty. weather is great tho.

#xoxo #nutty in a semi good way tho. nutty as in we've been finding humor in it. #store manager s. . .we'll call him sms. he wants 2 cc racks on either side. . . #i told him we just dont have the product to upkeep it but he doesnt care abt having to pull from tables he wants smth at thw front. #so ok! he wont complain abt 4 empty tables inside then. . .or 3 1/2. . .i think i can keep like. one table semi full inside but i'm #clearing the 3rd. . .also b and o are on halloween shit and gcf is here and so is z. #had a guy walk in and out twice with shit. theres a baby raccoon stuck in a tree petrified of all the l*wes employees cooing over it. #its been off and on rainy. ive been here for uhhhh. 3 hrs? #planning to work a 5hr i think. have 15 hrs left. blah. #dn from m*t has signage for plants and is like 'another day' ok but what other day dude. . .i'll need to be here prob. #ive cleared all the shrubs finally. all 9 are gone. just the one rack of perennials out front that i cant find space for. #im going to gather annuals for the front door and pass it off to b or o to put out. . . #it was kind of funny bc sms was like. talking abt plants and how stuff would go for the rest of the year. #and i was like ??? yeah ik this. i worked this store last year. and he was surprised. #so that tells him a) hes rly got the wrong picture of me and b) im more 'senior' then he realized bc the one with more years gets more #hours OR gets to stay longer. but in my case the one with one more year than me doesnt do shit so my boss is giving me everything. #still. ik abt mums and christmas wreaths. sir. #at least he was normal abt it. he said he didnt care what it was and that when pog changes i can switch it up but just to habe the rack #fair. that's fine. #b kept talking over me and knew that she was. i was just making sure he knew that we have no annuals. he wss like. yeah ok. #this sat in my drafts from hrs ago but im posting it now lok

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Tried to find the house my grandparents lived in when i was little for reasons (The Memories) and i got it on the first try???

#i thought it was bigger. that threw me off at first. but the front room windows . . . and the closet. the basement #my grandma had to plants that look like little goldfish in the front room #and there were books in that closet. i remember one about dinosaurs #they had star wars toys in the basement. the ones my dad wouldve played with #and the SHED IN THE GARDEN. i didnt remember that at first but. oh. yeah. #and the garage. i remember eating that “salad” thats just marshmallow fluff and like. canner fruit at #- a family reunion once #this is so scary #theres still magnolia trees in the front garden #[insert cool original post tag] #i didnt remember the kitchen at all which is fascinating cuz i would definitely have helped my grandma with baking. oh well. i was young #they had a big glass cabinet full of things in the dining room. i dont think they own it anymore although i got a lot taller so #it might just be the little one they still own #OH. THE STAIRS #the fucking stairs. ugh. those were awful. they had a two foot tall Christmas nutcracker that was just on the landing year round #i cant see the bedrooms at all. i should be able to #i have. a vague picture but i dont know if its the real one cuz it seems too much like the way i pictured the bedroom in this book- #-that my grandpa read to me a few times #this is so scary what if i uhhhh. idk #i always called it “the house in the woods” but looking back. it really wasnt. #i lived in the city so i suppose that mightve been the most trees i saw regularly

[unveiledshroud]

Holy shit i just realized my last 2 long term relationships ended during Christmas

And the relationship before those two, we met irl during Thanksgiving and i came back and stayed during Christmas break. We had sex for the first time. I genuinely fell so deeply in love with her. And I never saw her again.

No wonder I can't stand the holiday bro im traumatized

#not to mention my endless childhood trauma revolving around the holiday bc my retard mom would have INSANE episodes bc #boohoo my daddy left me on Christmas #bitch i would have left your dog ass too #he knew you'd grow up to be worthless tf #anyways #did your guys mom throw the Christmas tree out your front door too?