#in summary no. no we are not ok

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

actually the way that line should have gone is *record scratch* you. think i'm handsome??

#bold of you to assume liam would be smooth about this instead of short circuiting lmao #also: filed under conversations that would have happened waaay earlier #cus the rest of the convo is pretty on brand! like hey i kinda like you is this sth you'd consider? would xy bother you? #and deciding that yeah maybe given time! knowing that ok cool this is sth that is mutual but we both wanna take our time w it #liams got issues but communication is not one of them xd #not when it comes to things like this anyways #laya plays dragon age #da2 #apri was right there is in fact a mod to show the full dialogue lines! #i opted to not use it after all tho cus sometimes i do like the summary/wheel lines better and i can just pretend thats what he said lol

[illegiblehandwriting1]

went to the best store on the planet aka barnes & noble yesterday with my heart set on shakespeare and had a crisis over whether i should get Fantasy Space Lesbian Necromancers or Man in Coma Loses Memory and Saves Human Race but with Real Physics (both of which i have yet to read but desperately want to) so of course i walked out with hamlet and the four swords manga *sighs in nerd*

#what makes it better is that i've already read the fs manga #but now i have my own #also YES im gonna annotate hamlet who do you think i am #but yeah i was deliberating between Gideon the Ninth and Project Hail Mary #but my public library has both of them (i think) so i can at least get them #im such a fucking nerd ok it's hilarious #but did you expect anything less i sure hope not #how to tag this hmmmmmmmm #zelda #chicken scratch #four swords #project hail mary #gideon the ninth #and we will leave it at that i think #imma go to bed now #plan is to finish ch17 edits (thx inthi) and summary the rest of the fic tmrw #will it get done? who fucking knows but im tired as all hell

[deus-ex-mona]

lxl jumpscare in the vol 5 bonuses is r e a l

#lmaooooooo @ mona thoughhhhhh #text removed for ✨spoiler prevention✨ but a rough summary here~~~~~ #mona: ‘did those two do anything weird to you?’ sena: ‘??? no??? we’re professionals???’ #also mona: [kabedons sena]: i’m worried for you yk #ikemen mona lowkey makes a comeback frrrrr i love her sm (not as much as sena does though) #though ngl the asuna grad scene is less impactful in bw… but what can we do~~~~~~~~? #was kinda hoping that we’d get a frusu extra but im ok with this~~~~~~~ #anyways remind me to get back to idol sengen this weekend pls i think i’ve slacked off too muchhhhh

[shibaraki]

can i please hear more about divorcee kuroo 🎤

well other than his abandonment issues and olympic level skills when it comes to conflict avoidance, I can tell you he also has a pet roomba that he has lovingly named kurumi. this is of course because he thinks it sounds like kuroo and roomba combined

#asks #LOL I am cautious to share too much while I’m writing it at the moment #it’s not fleshed out enough #summary: get this man some therapy and kiss him a little #and yes he will get a cat in the fic he couldn’t at first bc his ex wife was allergic OK ‼️ we gonna get him one I promise

[poorlyplannedmemorial]

This Sesame Street skit was sketchy in terms of the whole “you shouldn’t be sad for no reason, it’s silly!” thing but the last scene was something i needed 2 draw fer shure.

#sesame street #Bert and Ernie care for each other so much #it’s so sweet #ask to tag! idk if the summary is gonna trigger anyone #my art #artists on Tumblr #do not repost without permission! #Bert and Ernie #does this count as angst? i don’t know #I’ll tag anyway just in case #angst #remember: it’s ok 2 be sad for no reason! #sometimes we just get sad and need a good sob #lotsa love!

[elftwink]

title: precipice pairing: caleb/fjord tags: fake/pretend relationship, costume parties & masquerades, implied sexual content, slow burn, not exactly canon compliant but canon adjacent, containing vague allusions to canon with no specific timeframe or setting word count: 46, 533 summary:

“So is this… worth attempting? Pretending we were invited inside and trying to sneak off to find the artifact? Especially since only one person can go inside.” “Two,” corrects Caduceus. “No plus ones,” says Nott. “Except in the case of spouses,” says Caduceus, “If you’re married, the invitation admits two.” “Caduceus!” Jester gives an overdramatic scandalized gasp. “Are you suggesting we lie about our martial status?” “I’m not suggesting anything. I’m pointing out the wording of the invitation.”

[read on ao3]

#oh my god. ok everybody [me] stay calm #widofjord #could the summary be more descriptive. yes. but i already wrote the whole damn novella so #its also rated m but tbh its probably borderline between T and M i just did M to be safe #i also feel like theres more tags i could add but i cant think of them so. here we are #really the only NECESSARY one is fake/pretend relationship. like do you or do you not want 46k words of widofjord fake marriage #actually cant believe im done. will be reblogging this like 2 times a day for the next week fyi everyone!! #mine

[bytesie]

hi :) this is the first year I started doing my own art (and digitally!) after reading a book in '22 that helped me learn about creating basic 3D shapes and such.... june i practiced a lot on paper but nothing concrete so i left it out... anyway i am really happy with my progress :) it is strange to think in june '22 i couldnt even draw a stick figure, and before june '23 i wouldnt have even attempted a human face............. its still a process but one i really enjoy now...........

credit for template goes to taxkha

#art summary 2023 #bytesie art #i want to try to finsih up some wips i still like before the end of the year but we will see!!! #i just am having fun. so much fun fun i couldnt figure out hwo to have as a kid #it still is sometimes frustrating to try to be creative but i remind myself it is a process and something that can be taught i think . #or at least somethig you can exercise to get better at #ok ill stop ranting ily all ily vtm community that inspired me literally daily. hourly sometimes FLSDKFDKL #ily theo . clearly

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry if this is out of the blue guys but i think my brain just decided to convert me to being an adachi stan

#snap chats #again technically speaking #ANYWAY NO LISTEN THIS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER AND IM SO VERY CONFUSED #i havent had a dream that wasnt a nightmare about my mom in like Ever and the one time i do has got to be. The Coziest Shit #ive only ever had like one or three rgg dreams and half of them Vaguely had aoki in it so this is the funniest curve ever #you will read my dream summary we are at a sleepover motherfucker #do i even remember exactly what happened NO i just remember being in a lobby with some other bitches #and one of them Other Bitches included adachi. im pretty nanba was also there? iunno cant remember piss #point is i just hung out with adachi for like 80% of the shit. oh my god no i remember ichiban was there #and this is a significant detail for a thing adachi said to me BECAUSE ichiban was there and vaervLKjve #FUNNIEST DREAM OF MY LIFE but also the coziest one but also mr adachi... can we hang out again:( #blaming the fact i had my kirby plush for this one since it's round and soft like he was </3 #ok bye thats all i should be legally allowed to divulge bout my sicko dreams #it was just very funny waking up at the asscrack of dawn and being like Hang On....... What Was That..... #be yeah im an adachi stan now sorry team </3 maybe one day ill dream about one of my guys #tho i cant forget that period where i did just have ttm dreams for like. a week straight.... ok byebye fr now

[ef-1]

legs & lessons in perseverance | march '23

#so. #i fell into the fireplace lol #- thats the concise summary. but ive just been unwell health wise recently. i think ms is just harrowing to deal with #because you can go for so long symptom free and then one day you wake up and everything is wrong #your body feels wrong. #i remember being constantly angry at my body as though its a separate entity. especially when i was like 17/18. #because everytime i had a bad ms relapse i would literally breakdown in angry tears like- at my body. i was good to you. im meditating #im eating healthy. im exercising. ive been good to you. #but then suddenly you cant see or youre shaking uncontrollably or your limbs are numb #or my new favourite one: a couple of weeks ago i woke up at 4 am in a cold sweat. the inside of my thigh was burning #i dont mean like. exercise burning. i mean like struck a hot iron rod burning. it was obv nerve pain but that didnt stave off the panic #so i messaged my neurologist and hes like 'yeah its fine. wanna inject yourself?' #anyway. so recently i was helping my friend get his place houseparty ready and we were cleaning out the fire place #and my legs just gave out 😍 #and i got so angry and humiliated i kind of just wanted to go to bed and not wake up tbh #which is what i usually do but like. i was angry. angry. scorpio angry as lidya would say. so i had a nap in his bed #and when i woke up i felt slightly better and for once i thought 'im not going to let my body ruin this day for me' #and i just dragged him to the markets with me. and i still had the tremors but we bought more greens than either of us needed #and we laughed and walked and he carried me to the car at the end of the trip and it was one of the best days ive had in a long while tbh #and it feels impossible but sometimes all u need is to brush the ash from ur knees and hide the scruffs with stockings &maybe youll be ok #💚 #tw chronic illness #/ multiple sclerosis

[candyunicornsateme]

My best of 2022 compilation of art. I really hit a block in the middle of this year, but once I started getting the hang of CSP I started having fun and got inspired. Actually kinda excited to draw some ideas I’ve had in mind for ages lol. Half the fun is hearing from you guys and I’m always happy to excite or inspire at all so thank you ;-;

September was empty so I put in a doodle of Kenny and Kyle watching stars because that fucks. 

Art in this: x, x, x, x, x. x, x, x, x, x, x

#south park #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #creek #sp creek #craig tucker #tweek tweak #ok but I hated June's so much that I switched it out for early july art lol #ANYWAYS fuck it it's new years we MADE it so say fuck it!! #share or do smth youve always wanted to!! #even if its just a silly personal hc or w/e I'm always curious even #if I dont get to every ask #my art #best of 2022 #art summary

[crehador]

HI HI EXCUSE ME WHAT NEW DOG ON A LEASH YURI MANGA HELLO??? IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS

#when i was reading the summary i read the big paragraph first and was like #ok ok sure whatever some guy on a leash #then i got to ''yuri comedy'' and was SUDDENLY PAYING ATTENTION #apparently this started releasing just a few weeks ago #but can we get an anime adaptation like IMMEDIATELY

[akuarchives]

Chapter 39

#akutagawa ryuunosuke #chapter 39 #bsd #before u read this summary abuse tw #ok ty #summary: atsushi finds out about his headmaster's death. we get flashbacks to back when he was a child in the orphanage. #atsushi goes through traumatic abuse. he is told to nail his foot. ryuunosuke informs him about the cause of the headmaster's death #atsushi processes his emotions. dazai gives him some advice. #notes: this chapter was twisted and fucked up and the headmaster is twisted and fucked up

[weenhands]

having a really bad meltdown

#probably explains me being hostile earlier #everything is getting to me dhdhdhfhgnghhhh #me: im not autistic but i Am going to use the suggested tips and tricks in order to get through a meltdown/overload :) #yknow like i just support their beliefs and practices:) #noticing that whenever i am overloaded btw i cover my ears and rock back and forth ok Normal time #anyways yeahhchdhfbsjsnsmssmkskaakzndjfhfhf my mom and everyone and like my group assig ment snd hhhhhh i cant take rhis so much is happeni #i wanna die #vent #deleting later bc i sound 5 #also i hate when people dont follow instructions literally. i hate that so mu ch abt groupwork i cannot stand it #she said a summary. 300 words. brief. #she didnt say add raw data #we are about over 1000 words each on word limit #why arent u ppl following the rules and just taking instructions as they are im gonna eat dry wall u guys djsjd

[melancholiaenthroned]

why does the ndp send the most condescending emails in the world

#'hey. we get it<3 politics? are confusing<3 but dont worry. just donate<3 ok?' #girl im on your mailing listing i promise i dont need the baby summary of ur platform twice a day. #poison.txt

[tardis--dreams]

The worst part is not that i procrastinated my term paper to the last minute. I always do that. The worst part is having to send my lecturer the topic proposal a week before the deadline which will undoubtedly be met with some extreme judgment of my time management and i am not in the mood for that

#like boy #if we didn't need to message you about the topic I'd have made one up a week from now and written everything #within 2 days #don't judge me for how i get this done #just evaluate the end result thank you very much #but ok i finally send him an email #you know what's funny is that I'm not even anxious about this #idk what happened to me but the usual panic and mental breakdown i have when it comes to proposing topics and #sending emails is just not present #I'm just so done lmao #i have my first quiz tomorrow morning in one lecture and i have to give my first peer tutoring session in another seminar #next tuesday which involves writing a 14 pages long summary of the topics of the last 2 lectures and then presenting it to my peers #and I have that interview on Tuesday as well #i love everything #at least time flies by this way #I've been counting days until i get back home and this way it feels like I'll be back in no time #(it's not that i hate it here. i just don't know what else to look forward to so seeing my dogs again seems appropriate #i just generally don't enjoy anything so this is not different which i knew beforehand #love to get judged for it ♡) #void screams #academic misery

[sapphicisland]

Sapphic Summaries Part Two

I don't usually give wattpad recommendations because the reputation of that site speaks for itself. However this book is genuinely so good and I think everyone should read it.

Its called Only Fools by Kayden_Mae and the link is below.

Its an original story about a cheerleader named Aspen Grayson who is inlove with her straight best friend Ivy Charleston who happens to be the quarterback of the football team. Now Aspen has a lot of problems ranging from mild alcohol dependency to some serious abandonment and trust issues.

She is an extremely lovable and not to mention hilarious character with her introduction being her jumping of a roof and into a pool while being completely wasted. Her entire internal dialogue and the conversation she has with her friends is priceless.

The book is well written and well paced and while it doesn't go the way you expect it go it does go the way you'll want it too trust me. It's currently incomplete but I'm over 40 chapters in and it's still a 10/10. In fact I find myself rereading it periodically.

In short of you are looking for a beautiful slow burn friends to lovers with top tier banter and teeth rotting fluff read this book. If you are looking for a book where the main character is a sad girl in serious need of therapy trapped in the body of a hilarious goofball obsessed with one direction read this book and if you are looking for one of the best wlw books wattpad had to offer read this book.

I will also say Margot May I love you and no I will not elaborate read the book.

#lgbtq #lesbian #sapphic books #wlw #pansexual #wattpad #friends to lovers in the best possible way #Aspen Grayson you will always be famous to me #we sleep on wlw wattpad books this is better than some published books I've read #also margot may is the best character #I love her so much #if nothing else it has dumb gays #and banter oh my gosh the banter #this was my heartstopper before heartstopper #ok I'm done #sapphic summaries