#in the middle of the day sure

[antennatoheaven]

my favourite type of ace attorney fic is the kinds where regardless of what is going on in the actual plot edgeworth is frequently plagued by his gay thoughts

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #this man can be in the middle of solving a murder or whatever and still be like ''hm. wright would surely have a field day with this'' #ramblings #im currently reading Kindred by timepatches (which i rly reccomend btw) #and while the wrightworth is kind of a side plot that doesnt get much focus until much later #its still very amusing to see this exact thing happen #edit: wtf why did this get more than 5 notes

[honeynclove]

does this mean anything

#☕️!- clove speaks #like Martha speaks #Yknow what sure I’ll put this in main tags #Sebastian Michaelis #Jade leech #Korekiyo shinguji #obey me barbatos #these r all jokes #I had a purely aesthetic attraction to Sebastian and I only started liking Barbatos a few days ago #And I liked korekyo in middle school #So #odk where I was going w that

[unopenablebox]

i admit that i find it a little bit frustrating how Wildly Astonished other antizionist jews act when i tell them my israeli jewish family have lived in the region since [some unknown length of time before 1800 when there start being records about it]

#and then they're like ''ohhh they're mizrahi!'' [connotation nonwhite‚ virtuously indigenous] #and i have to be like. no. it's just that‚ as palestine was in fact ottoman-administered greater syria for most of the last 600 years‚ #you could get there from other parts of the ottoman empire. such as the part of now-ukraine your ashkenazi family is also from. #it wasn't actually a hermetically sealed arab-only ethnostate that evaporated immigrants on sight. it was a pretty decent place to live as #a jew by at least some accounts. or better than the front of the hapsburg-ottoman war anyway which is where they were coming from. #i'm not sure who you think it's serving exactly to believe that there were literally no ashkenazim in the middle east before the 1st aliyah #however there were some. and this information does not actually threaten a modern anti-state of israel position like at all. #but since apparently you've constructed your new Diaspora-Centric Identity around the idea that 'palestine' and 'diaspora' #are the two mutually exclusive nonoverlapping regions and the former is ontologically a no-european-jews-allowed zone #i guess i can give you a minute to try to figure it out. #ugh sorry this is nothing it isn't anything. for one thing it's fantastically unimportant #and for another thing i don't know how to like talk about it in a way that doesn't make me sound at least kind of like im trying to justify #myself as being somehow less complicit or something. i mean i think my complicity as an american dwarfs the rest of it honestly but. #i just feel really insanely alienated where the rhetoric of my theoretically most closely politically aligned group is not really built to #like. accommodate the facts of my family history. #sorry. i have honestly no idea why im so obsessed with articulating this concept ive just been chewing on it pointlessly for days #box opener

[amazinglyegg]

Preston just randomly muttered "I'm hurt bad" while we were walking around sanctuary together.

Like damn... sorry to hear that bro. You wanna talk about it? I'm here for you.

#this was after he refused to follow me as an active companion because he was taking a depression nap in the middle of the day #im getting a bit worried for his mental health guys 😰 #and yes im pretty sure that was his low health dialogue but we werent in combat or anything??? so it was just out of context #poor guy

[tennessoui]

au where Obi-Wan is an outer-mid rim archaeologist and Anakin is a looter (sorry, opportunist), and they meet at a cantina and hook up without knowing what the other does — but halfway through the night, Obi-Wan spots a very old and oddly recognizable figurine sticking out of Anakin’s bag and spends the rest of the sex trying to figure out what it is and how he knows it only to realize that that’s definitely something that belongs to the Sevanth sector of the galaxy and can be dated back a thousand years based on the position of the figurine and the type of metal material used to make it and why the hell does this random stranger at a cantina have this???

so obviously he calls the sex off to go and grab the object and look at it (“hey hey careful with that do you know what that’s worth?”) and realizes a few things very quickly:

The Sevanth sector is one of the most dangerous to enter in the entire outer-mid rim, surrounded by a thick asteroid belt, so Anakin must be very good at his job even if his job is distasteful and against Obi-Wan’s principles.

And more importantly he may be the perfect person to get Obi-Wan access first into that sector and then to a specific planet archaeologists haven’t been able to land on for a thousand years: Emaeth, which by all accounts disappeared thousands of years ago, though the planet once was the political seat of the sector and perhaps its neighboring sectors as well

He just has to figure out how to convince Anakin to escort him (hint: it’s with sex but also the promise of a lot of credits. But mostly sex)

#Kit’s silly lil AUs #obikin #I just love the idea of a very fiery and angry conversation while they’re mostly naked #each defending their own work and arguing with each other #but still like almost in the middle of sex lol #also yeah I went to Pompeii a few days ago and read a whole book about the looters in the years between the eruption and excavation #but anyway anakin has definitely already been there or close to there and he doesn’t think there’s much left but sure he’ll take #hot professor there if hot professor wants to go

[vikugnavikugna]

THE WORLD'S MOST CUTTING EDGE MANGA! VOLUME 7 OF "PACT: DEVILS & DETAILS" AVAILIBLE NOW FROM VIK MEDIA!

#not really happy with how it turned out but I #Dont wanna work on it anymore #lol #I think I fumbled the dress color #And the birb #But I speedran the birb so who gives a fuck #I like the lineart and general idea tho #Had fun with the on the nose death symbolism like Im a mangaka being all smug and shit #Putting foreshadowing on the cover #Yeah sure a branch with a bird in the middle of the ocean or whatever #I should learn how to do color one day but it's SCAWWY #Ok rant done time for regular tags ig lol #my artwork #pactblr #pact web serial #wildbow #rose thorburn jr

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

anhane day 7: soulmates - inseparable across universes

#fun fact i drew all of this in about 11 hours in one day #with breaks in the middle because i had to go out to dinner with family #i dont know how i pulled it off but i sure did. somehow. #featuring four of my aus/designs! ippiki - fantasy - dragon event - fes #project sekai #prsk art #project sekai fanart #prsk fa #prsk gl #kohane azusawa #an shiraishi #anhane #ankoha #anhane week #anhaneweek #anhaneweek2023 #w1f1 draws #ippiki au #fes au

[traumainpyjamas]

JOHNNY \\ 240226 NCT Johnny Instagram Live

#johnny suh #nct 127 #nct instagram live #johnny looks so good with spring sunlight shining on him #I also love that color. sweater looks good #once again these gifs are brought to you by my need to terrorize my dear friend #she gleefully sent me a clip of johnny condoning slacking off middle of monday. and then proceeded to distract me the rest of a day #not gonna lie. her distractions were pretty enjoyable #also how are we feeling about johnny and the paris fashion week? everyone still alive? I'm not sure if some of us are ever going to recover #nct #gifs

[petit-papillion]

Buogiorno, everybody! Who's ready for the first FP of the season?

🎥 Scuderia Ferrari

#me apparently since I spontaneously woke up in the middle of the night #thinking surely FP1 is already done #but no it was still 2½ hours away #better go back to sleep... #but had to post this video first as it's too cute #charles leclerc #bahrain gp 2024 #bah24 practice day

[peachcitt]

i made the chamomile cake with strawberry icing from this post and y’all……………….it really is tasty

#peach stuff #ever since i saw that recipe three days ago i couldn’t get it out of my mind. i needed to know #and tbh it wasn’t that hard to make ? it was a bit time consuming since you have to steep the tea in the butter and milk for an hour #and crushing the freeze-dried strawberries through the sieve was a bit annoying - would probably work better with a mortar and pestle #but all in all not a difficult process at all! my cake sank a little in the middle and im not really sure why that is but i just flipped it #so it still looked pretty on top. no harm no foul #AND THE WAY IT TASTES……..its not a sweet cake by any means - the chamomile is a gentle flavor so its more like #a mix between a pound cake and a corn bread. and the icing is so sweet sour delicious that it helps bring a bit of sweetness while still #mixing well with the subtlety of the cake. anyway not to be pretentious about it but this shit slaps #i need to write down the recipe to save it - both of my parents really loved it too

[zebricord]

Scarab found a bug!

#OKAY SO #I had a silly little thought of human!au scarab as a child and him looking a little like his bug self #and also that one intern au definitely inspired this as well #but um. I think I got possessed in the middle of making this because this was only supposed to be a small sketch and then uh #the background happened #scarab the god auditor #Scarab #adventure time #fionna and cake #human au #Zeb's art #there's more thoughts and drawings coming of human au stuff but this one drawing took me a couple days so I'm not sure when I'll get to the

[villainihavedonethymotheronao3]

AU where the rage of seeing his brother with That Witch triggers his curse and Philip has a horrifying transformation that he can’t control. He does still very much try to kill Caleb but Caleb assumes it’s the curse and he and his wife and some townsfolk manage to subdue him.

Since Philip can’t figure out how to turn back yet and being a ten foot swamp monster does make it hard to carry out his wicked plans, he lets himself be soothed. Caleb explains that it’s alright, he’ll find a cure, and they’ll stay with his wife’s family in the meantime. Internally Philip is seething but he figures it’s best to play nice. He doesn’t have many other options.

It takes him decades to figure out how to temporarily reverse his transformation and in that time he gets 5 satanic nieces and nephews who are very fond of using him as a jungle gym. Caleb is constantly fussing and the Clawthornes, though wary at first, have accepted him as a sort of Family Beast. (Caleb didn’t mention the eating palismen thing.) “Yes, that’s our Philip! He’s a bit odd. Made out of grime and muck, can only communicate through deafening roars or by scratching words on the ground. Bit angry but I’d be too under the circumstances.”

The elixir he gets off of a traveling salesman works! But only for a day. And, he realizes rapidly, he can build up a tolerance to it. He needs to ration his use.

The first thing he does is go looking for the Collector, who he did his own research on while trapped with the Clawthornes (nephews are surprisingly useful for turning book pages). Caleb is distraught when he disappears, of course, he runs himself ragged looking for him. But Philip pops back up eventually (plus one mirror tucked in his mud flesh and a plan to kill all witchkind) and the Clawthornes just kind of accept that Philip disappears now.

Since he can’t overuse his new cure he instead sticks close to the Clawthornes, relying on their trust for him as cover while he enacts his plans more subtly. He gets money by murdering people on the road and then uses that to bribe agents. It takes some effort to hold a pen in his larger form but anonymous screeds and books about the purity of magic are almost as convincing as a preacher, especially when accompanied by attacks on border towns by a strange, indescribable monster. There’s a surplus of wild palisman around the Clawthornes, no one notices when a few go missing, everyone assumes that they found new people or new places to live. And when he really needs to make a scene he chugs a potion and goes to spread his message in person.

‘Belos’ is the name of a rabble rouser who won’t show his face, who keeps spreading unsettling stories about the Titan and magic itself. Philip is just a large, unfortunate, slightly sticky guy with eyes everywhere and deer horns. He’s good at lifting heavy things and has a seemingly infinite patience for small children and he sometimes goes into the woods to nap or chase rabbits or something.

Eventually Caleb dies (80, in bed, surrounded by children; it’s more than he deserves, the traitor) but Philip still stays with the Clawthornes. They make a very nice cover story and he does need one as pushback to Belos reaches its peak. Even when his message starts to win the war, when there are more adherents to his makeshift religion than nonbelievers, when his puppet monarch (he used Caleb’s bones, which he had such easy access to, to make a grimwalker and claimed the child was Titan sent) is actually crowned, he stays. The elixir really doesn’t work that often. He needs to save it.

He is, he’ll admit, passingly fond of some of the little mongrels his brother produced. Lilith, for example, is clearly willing to do what it takes to accomplish her goals. Edalyn, on the other hand, spells trouble. He can see it in her strongwilled glare, the way the Collector balks at the curse hanging over her, in that smile so like Caleb’s. Because she’s a very real threat to his rule (and because he could be closer to the castle, his latest grimwalker is getting rebellious and might need replacing) he accompanies her when she runs away from home. Cursed Clawthornes have to stick together, right?

He’s astounded when she stumbles on the portal—the actual portal! He’d thought Caleb destroyed it, guilty that they couldn’t go home. Instead it’s here and it’s whole and he steps through it with her, this little witch with his brother’s blood…

And then they go back. He’s not fit for the human realm, not yet. When all the witches are dead, when he’s cured, then he’ll let himself enjoy air that doesn’t smell like rot.

In the meantime he lives in the Owl House and waits.

#the owl house #this does presume that Philip was fully bemused as of the fratricide event #which I’m not sure is the case #but it makes a nice little story #he’s so happy when luz arrives you cannot believe #you’ve never seen a more delighted goop deer #to increase the Abuse Vibes philip pops in on hunter and the Grimwalkers in the middle of the night #to give them talking points for the next day #as far as they’re concerned god is a gooey swamp creature who talks to them at night #maybe he’s built in some sort of advanced version of Odalia’s speaking crystal too #or just stuck some of his goop in their brains for on call advice #keeping king and the collector separate… hmm maybe Philip specifically leaves him someplace no one else will find him #except hooty who’s been seeing that haunted shadow kid for years but no one believes him #having been dealing with him since childhood Eda and Lilith are both very good at interpreting Philip’s various screams #but luz doesn’t know what the different roars mean which poses some problems #goo uncle philip au

[somethingsomethingcomic]

guess what I've been fixating on

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #tom nook #smth smth #yeah ive just been playing acnh again. sorry #i just unlocked terraforming this morning (as of when im creating the post on monday not when its posted on thursday) #so hopefully by the time this is posted ill have gotten some rly nice street patterns made up #i found some pretty good ones but the way they were set up was like. not exactly what i need? so im trying to like #rip them off ig??? is that bad? idk. im gonna put my own spin on em ig #im just not super good at making convincing like...sidewalks w depth to them and such #anyway hopefully this time around i can really get my island looking as baller as i want #the reason i restarted was bc id fucked my island up so thoroughly that i wasnt even sure what to do w it anymore #or where to start w it #also my plaza was SUPER close to the airport. #so i chose a different layout this time where the plaza is like in the middle right area of it #more room for an entrance and such #i even have made up a Future Map including new landscaping and zones #so ill get to that over the next few days since i have time off work #also! this is the first entry ive made using my new smth smth tools #namely the automatic halftone-ify-er and a custom hand-drawn font #it took a bit less time to make this one since i didnt have to 1. hand write the dialogue and 2. think about the specific halftone colors #im still sticking to a limited palette (specifically 256 web safe colors) just cuz #but yeah. if you have actually read all of this and you have thoughts on the look of this one vs the previous ones lmk 🩵 thanks #also have a good day and drink some water :)

[caitlynmeow]

Modern AU

Cassandra has a death wish with the drinks she makes. Bela is surprised her sister didn’t get a heart attack. But that is only Bela, what does she know when it comes to the things that her sister does. As long as she’s handling this madness just fine, Bela shouldn’t have any reason to complain.

But the eldest daughter feels obligated to mention what is mixed with the vodka. Because different people like different things right? Some prefer cranberry, others prefer cherry soda, and then there is Cassandra’s mix which is vodka and red bull. Of course, it isn’t for show, Cassandra does drink that monstrosity and thinks most people are okay with this thing.

It isn’t only vodka. On occasion, Bela saw her sister mix espresso with red bull when she needs the extra burst of energy after staying up very late. How her sister didn’t drop dead after drinking that is still something Bela wonders about to this day.

Cassandra never listens though. She thinks it’s okay and as long as her body isn’t rejecting this then why should she stop?

On a morning while the girls were staying over at their aunt Donna’s house, Cassandra did toss espresso in a glass full of the energy drink. It was then that the three sisters saw their very kind and very soft spoken aunt snap.

Donna is very against energy drinks. To the Italian woman, if you need energy you get it from caffeine that’s either in tea of coffee, and that’s about it. Energy drinks are a huge no in her book and she often speaks about it. To see her niece nonchalantly mix two things that have no business mixing together, the woman was sent over the edge.

Donna might have over dramatized it. She didn’t have to go as far as mention how she will tell Alcina that she stood by while her daughter killed herself. Because the woman is convinced that the second Cassandra drinks the beverage, her souks will depart from her body.

Daniela, trying to help her aunt calm down, mentioned that she should relax because “Cass does this a lot you really don’t—“ But she was interrupted because what do you mean she does this frequently?

Donna wonders how Alcina allows this. To which the daughters gulped because their mother doesn’t really know and they figured that what Alcina didn’t know isn’t going to hurt her. But of course, Cassandra is cocky and thought her aunt wouldn’t even know what red bull is which is apparently not true at all.

#house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #headcanon #alcina dimitrescu #house beneviento #donna beneviento #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #Cassandra is so hardcore she’s downright a hazard to herself #but she claims this is what she needs to get through a day after only getting three hours of sleep #but her mom doesn’t accept it because 1) WHY DID YOU ONLY SLEEP FOR THREE HOURS??? #like Alcina really lost it there and cass just—brought this on herself #because now Alcina makes sure her middle daughter is going to sleep early #she literally is like ‘now I can’t trust your judgement so I have to make sure you’re getting enough rest’ #which is followed by Alcina literally hovering over her middle daughter and literally forcing her to stop everything she’s doing and go to #bed. Cassandra hates it and always argues that it’s not even 10 pm no way she’s going to sleep now #but it’s her mama so she really can’t win that argument #it doesn’t stop her from trying tho #but she ensures a long period of forced early bedtime which she hates but can’t really get out of #because when Alcina is your mom there isn’t anything you can get past her #Alcina is like ‘if u don’t know how to manage your time so I will manage it for you’ #and Cassandra hates it because she loves the night #but decides to milk it since her mama isn’t budging #so she gets dramatic and demands more attention #to the point of spending some nights with her mother in her room #but really she’s just being a stupid needy baby because Alcina LOVES having her daughters around #and having Cassandra spend some nights with her is actually something she loves

[grahamcore]

so would hannibal eat turkey on thanksgiving or would it still be people meat

#and if so how the hell would he disguise it as a turkey?? because his other dishes are just ambiguous and fancy but a turkey is a turkey. #genuinely asking because on the one hand i imagine he’d be as festive as a middle aged suburban white woman for the holidays #but then i’m not sure if that’s actually true? in my soul i feel that it is but he’s lithuanian so does he observe every american holiday? #like my heart is telling me hannibal would go all out for the holidays just because he’s gaudy by nature but does that extend to thanksgivin #and if it does then how does that mesh with his cannibalistic tendencies? #i feel like thanksgiving is actually the perfect holiday for him because it’s literally an excuse to have people over just to eat with them #but that brings me back to the initial problem of disguising human meat as a turkey??? everyone knows what a turkey looks like #a heart could as easily belong to a human as it could to a cow but a turkey is a fucking turkey #unless he makes some fucked up human meat origami turkey which… going by the human heart in the cathedral he probably could #so either that or he just sucks it up and eats nonhuman meat for a day?? but would he even do that??? #I DONT KNOW ANYMORE I NEED ANSWERS #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram

[soracities]

Why are you inclined to wait for the hype to die down before listening to the album? just curious, no need to answer:-)

honestly it's just a v distinct feature of my brain in that for god knows WHAT reason i just do not get w things at their peak (if i do at all). i've been like this since i was like 8 so i think its partly just preferring to do things at my pace rather than because everyone else is (also i feel like people get weird w hozier online and i want to be away from that). but also if i'm partaking in / discussing something i much prefer to do it intimately so before anything else i will absolutely be flooding @agapebynicholasbritell and @dearorpheus DMS when i finally listen to it 💗

#i am like this for everything. didn't want to read hp at age 7. refused to watch breaking bad. didnt get into GOT until everyone was already #on s3 and then only watched the first 3 and the last season. no interest in barbenheimer. watched hannibal 3 yrs after everyone else. #only finished derry girls 3 days ago still havent started the second season of yellowjackets even though i loved the first <3 #watched house md on and off and absolutely not in chronological order #literally sure fire way to get me NOT to watch something right away is if everyone is dont ask me why im like this i just AM #only exception was twilight (lol) & bridgerton #but even then i also tend to just drop a show in the middle of its run zero explanation like i did for person of interest so there's that #my viewing habits are an enigma #ask #anonymous