my lazy ass: my alien oc, as a symbiotic parasite, took an initial host centuries ago and is responsible for its upkeep, and he prefers being humanoid. the older or more hungy he gets the more he struggles to conceal his natural biology on his host
also me: what if he was wearing the skin like a suit and is an ephemeral being otherwise imperceptible to humans
also also me: what if he was a little amoeba on the floor the size of a lego
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Is there a word for “normal human person with a functional, albeit lower than average sex drive but finds the idea of sex with another person absolutely horrendous and awful?”
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Good day to shower, isn't it?
Last time you were in water, you didn't come out clean.
Of course this time is different though, you're in your own body, you've been out of it to long.
Right now, you feel warm, and at peace, though trouble is yet to come.
You walk out of the shower, and for the first time in a long time, you feel clean.
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it would have been simply hilarious if azul's bio dad really was eaten by his mom to stay true to real life octopuses but no twst just isn't brave enough to have the non humans behave non humanely 😔🤟 /hj though if they did this his mom would have died too and he would be an orphan 💔 orphaned AND bullied??? too many Ls for this babygirl I fear
He would take so many Ls if I wrote him more like the octopus in the sea. When I learned that both male (if he isn’t killed/eaten) and female octopus defend the eggs until their deaths, I felt so bad for Azul. He really is maidenless his entire life, finds a sweetheart to mate with, and then they both die. T_T
Orphaned and bullied... AAAA NOOO :( that’s too many Ls for my babygirl Zuzu. He needs some Ws and a loving family in his life. But I really enjoy it when there are small details that suggest he’s not as human as he looks.
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It’s been a while since I’ve drawn traditionally, and I’ve drawn fucked up radiative deer (prypiatosian-B) locked in combat with another significantly less opportune fucked up radiation deer being eaten by radiotrophic spider fungus: full bloom form (the colloquially named prypiatosian-C)
Yada yada that one deer found with a decapitated enemy locked antler to antler, something something my pre-established prypiatosian-B headcanon where they - in dire need - dissolve their solid radioactive bones for more energy, the skull would be the very last thing to be eaten because it is the one collection of bones that actually protects something. You know a B is desperate when you see them smash their head against another or like the zombie virus deer, against a rock, in an effort to eat up the radioactive material spilling from the seams.
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Pretty sure that whoever I am right now, I have a tail, which is an Experience. Its not our first time feeling inhuman phantom limbs, we've dealt with tails before, different types even, and through the majority of high school we had wings (haven't felt them in a long time....wonder who's wings they were), but now knowing we're a system and these limbs are actual body parts for some of us this is....its really different. We're noticing the tail's movement a lot more, and the pressure is really annoying sometimes, it makes us sit weird because our brain keeps going "wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf" when our tailbone touches something and there's no resistance from a tail. Maybe this would be considered a furry's dream life when inside the headspace (WHICH IS STILL BLOCKED FOR OUR SHELL LET ME SEE GUYS) but outside this is fucking torture
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