#in this story

[fellhellion]

Mayday being present in Spider Society isn't tonally portrayed as genuine endangerment (and is thus only joked about) for the same reason the film is not engaging with the idea of teenage superheros with complete and utter realism with regards to the endangerment of minors and burdens of responsibilty that could cause deepseated psychological damage.

#LADS.....lads....we gotta approach the story where its asking us to meet it... #like by all means its fun to critique these faucets of the superhero genre and its associated conventions but like. #treating them as legitimate flaws on the part of characters is like. missing the mark about what genre conventions are normalised #in this story #tunes talks critical #tunes talks spiderverse

[theroundbartable]

Call me (please) by Rona23 on ao3.

.... I know self promo is like.... Meh. but I was rereading "Call me (please)" by me (Rona23 on ao3) for a comment I got and I laughed an unreasonable amount an this interaction:

#bbc Merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur #gwaine #morgana #perwaine #gwaine is pan #arthur is bi #merlin is gay #Morgana is a lesbian #in this story #my writing #fanfiction

[this-acuteneurosis]

lol forget obi wan the fact leia doesn’t find a way to tell about the chips is so much worse to me because she knows what they will do

Actually, she doesn't. :)

#in this story #Bail never got around to telling her about *how* the clones turned on the Jedi #she sort of assumes they were just loyal to the Republic #and turned on the Jedi when the Emperor said they were traitors (propaganda and lies) #it doesn't come up in story because Leia doesn't realize she missing important information #hence her concern over the clones being citizens #aside from the morality of it

[not-poignant]

Fae Tales - Falling Falling Stars - Ch 134/140 - Friends

Title: Falling Falling Stars Rating: Explicit Pairing: Efnisien/Arden Tags: Hurt/comfort, Pure O and PTSD, intrusive thoughts, mental illness, therapy, animal abuse (past), sexual assault (past and poss. present), violence, nonsexual BDSM, Efnisien is his own warning, chronic illness (see the fic for a more comprehensive list of tags). Summary: “Imagine me deciding to feel bad about everything I’ve ever done, and then imagine what kind of life I’ll have. Because I’m not brave enough to live in some fucked up eighteen-hundreds-style purgatory. I’d rather die.There’s no one who wants me, and there’s no one who will. Which is exactly what someone like me deserves, isn’t it?” A story about a broken boy, who is learning how not to break everything else around him.

Falling Falling Stars - 134 - Friends

In which Dr Gary and Efnisien talk about Efnisien's possible future going to university, or completing high school. After that, Dr Gary and Efnisien make some discoveries together about Efnisien's idea of friendship, and how much it's expanded over the years.

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#chapter update #fae tales au #fae tales #falling falling stars #efnisien ap wledig #dr gary konowalous #this is the second last time we'll ever get to spend time with dr gary #as efnisien's therapist #in this story #I'M STILL SO NOT READY dsaalkfjsdaflkasj

[enigmaart]

Up late drawin and making headcanons as I go

Congratulations! In my DCA x Ghost reader story, you get to be

✨️Tall as Frick✨️

#thas right im taling 6 foot something babeyy~ #in this story #yyou reach NOT their chest #NOT even their SHOULDERS #but you can look DIRECTLY AT SUN AND MOON'S NECKS #as a lil treat #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb #fnaf dca #fnaf security breach #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #dca x ghost! reader #fnaf dca x ghost! reader #ghost! reader #ghost! reader au #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf moon x reader #fnaf au

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

#of course even in that case i'd still make plenty of other characters female OUTSIDE the main team #there's a they wolf in my closet #gender #transgender #trans #lgbtq+ #queer #story ideas #writing prompts

[newlevant]

Preview of Sam Long’s story, drawn by the amazing Cynthia Yuan Cheng! (@cynthiaycheng, cynthiaycheng.com)

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#becoming who we are #trans stories #trans kids #trans childhood #queer comics #trans comics #comics anthology #comics Kickstarter #Sam long #Cynthia yuan cheng #middle grade graphic novel #middle grade comics

[foldingfittedsheets]

Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.

When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.

When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.

In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.

If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.

“Could I get a bag….?”

There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.

I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.

The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.

The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”

“There’s no bags?”

“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.

He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”

When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.

“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”

I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.

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#ffs foibles #funny #story #writing #story time #sex shop #retail #funny story

[breakingjustxn]

well i mean, not wrong // credits: @screamingemonight on Instagram

#emo #pop punk #elder emo #emo phase #modern baseball #neck deep #movements #the front bottoms #the wonder years #pop punk memes #the story so far #knuckle puck #midwest emo #midwest emo memes #emo memes #turnover #youth fountain #sincere engineer #blink 182 #green day #my chemical romance #twenty one pilots #fall out boy #panic at the disco #boston manor #joyce manor #tiny moving parts #citizen #counterparts #knocked loose

[charlesoberonn]

#tweet #story time

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[smokiedokie]

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

#yes I spelled channel wrong #but honestly #totbt is just one long get ready with me YouTube story time #the vampire chronicles

[lexosaurus]

Me: Okay, it's time for bed. Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.

#boop #april fools #tumblr #true story

[ot3]

i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

#i was never really an rper of any kind it just did not do it for me #im like im sorry actually i cant do this collaboratively i need to be controlling all of the little dolls myself. #however homestuck rp deck epicmafia. now that was another story

[ruegarding]

that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.

#percy had to see luke from an unbiased pov (hestia and prometheus's visions + may) before he begins to finally understand luke #he didn't need to see annabeth's luke or thalia's luke. he needed to see both. he needed to see luke as he is. #anyway pjo is a story abt faith. not faith in religion but in each other #percy jackson #luke castellan #thalia grace #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo books #percy #luke #thalia #annabeth #min talks pjo