#inazuma eleven incorrect quotes

[taiyou-hibiscus]

My fic in nutshell

Fudou : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Endou: >:O language !

Otonashi : Yeah watch your fucking language

Kidou : Okay, who taught Haruna the fuck word?!

Gouenji : "The fuck word" lol

Kino : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Tsunami : Oh my god she censored it!

Kazemaru : Say fuck, Kino.

Fudou : Do it, Kino. Say fuck.

#Inazuma japan is wild #incorrect quotes #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #Inazuma eleven OG #fudou akio #kino aki #otonashi haruna #kidou yuuto #endou mamoru #kazemaru ichirouta #tsunami jousuke #fanfic #chat fic

[postcanonsoccer]

endou: what's something you guys are better than gouenji at? fudou: mario kart. kazemaru: yeah, video games. shirou: emotional vulnerability.

#noa talks: shirou probably isn't the most appropriate character for that last line but i thought the irony would be funny #inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #endou mamoru #fudou akio #kazemaru ichirouta #fubuki shirou #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[randomnumber20]

Mark: do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer

Edgar: tea

Mark: but its hot..

Edgar: only tea,there are no other drinks,only tea

Ichinose: wait...what if you don't like tea?

Edgar: then the weak die

Dylan: natural selection

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #ichinose kazuya #edgar partinus #dylan keith #mark kruger

[godstriker]

Hiroto: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna workout with me? ;)

Haizaki: Are you calling me fat, dumbass?

Hiroto: No, that's not what I meant, I-

#haizaki ryouhei #kira hiroto #haihiro #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven ares #inazuma eleven orion #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes

[houkagochemistry]

Minaho: wasn’t icarly that one guy who girlbossed too close to the Sun because he was down bad for Apollo?

Manabe: …ICARUS?

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[feisaru]

SARU and Fei as things that happened at school pt. 1

SARU: *sits on the floor*

Fei, walking up to him and taking a strand of his bangs between his fingers: I am flirting... with you

SARU: *a bit taken aback first*

SARU, then grinning slightly as he looks up to his face: ...Right. Wasn't I, you know... supposed to be the one doing that?

Fei: OH shit right-

#saryuu evan #saru #sarufey #sarufei #fei rune #fey rune #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go chrono stone #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #tagging this at all feels weird

[marmolao]

#inazuma eleven #fei rune #kinako nanobana #unfunny as hell but i love incorrect quotes

[soccerpunching]

Gouenji: Remember, it's not the fall that makes you. It's how many times you stand up despite the many times you hit the ground.

Raimon Eleven (go): *claps and cheers*

Endou: I can't believe Gouenji can make any situation look cool

Kidou: I CAN'T BELIEVE everybody's just ignoring that he tripped

#thanks honosuto for confirming that gouenji is autistic #honosuto manga gouenji summary #i only know ares/orion from honosuto pls dont spoil #ie incorrect posts #incorrect quotes #source: me. it's been festering my mind #they really put him in a pedestal huh #gouenji shuuya #endou mamoru #kidou yuuto #raimon eleven go #inazuma break trio #ie imagined by lore

[fubuki-shiro]

Endou : Today is the worst day of my life.

Gouenji : Why? Because we lost soccer?

Endou : No, it’s because it’s a little hot-OF COURSE ITS BECAUSE WE LOST SOCCER.

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven ares #anime #manga #inazuma eleven go #incorect quote #incorrect inazuma eleven #endou mamoru #gouenji shuuya #i’m back

[garbage--account]

In the 70s

Kageyama : "if we can't win against them, why not just killing them ?"

Hibiki : "Shut up ! It's not even funny anymore ! Don't listen to him, he's so not serious and stupid. He's joking !"

In the late 2000s

Kageyama :

Hibiki :

#Inazuma Eleven #kageyama reiji #Ray dark #Hibiki seigo #Seymour Hillman #incorrect quotes #Kageyama had a thing for dark humour in the 70's change my mind

[smolpenguin]

Kogure: You do realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Midorikawa?

Hiroto: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

#inazuma eleven #kogure yuuya #kiyama hiroto #hiromido #tatsumido #midorikawa ryuuji #source: Tumblr #ie incorrect quotes #my stuff #inazuma japan

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Fudou : You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Someoka : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Atsuya : Several traffic violations.

Haizaki : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Hiroto : Also, that’s not our car.

Kidou : I have never been so terrified in my life.

#incorrect quotes #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #crack #troublemaker #fudou akio #kidou yuuto #haizaki ryouhei #Hiroto kira #fubuki atsuya #someoka ryuugo #friends #friendship #inazuma eleven orion

[postcanonsoccer]

the squad right before endou's wedding:

kidou: well, i have to go, i have a wedding to attend. fubuki: wait… Oh! i have a wedding to attend too! gouenji: oh, i have a wedding to attend as well kabeyama: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND kazemaru, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#inazuma eleven #ina11 #inaire #kidou yuuto #fubuki shirou #gouenji shuuya #kabeyama heigorou #kazemaru ichirouta #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod beta 💝😈

[randomnumber20]

Hiroto, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child!

Reina, entering the room with a cut on her ankle: WHO THE F-

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven incorrect quotes #yagami reina #kiyama hiroto

[nanairomelette]

i'll make the ina11 incorrect quotes sideblog tomorrow (when i get home from school i guess)

#i might turn it into some kind of shit post or edit account as well #once i eventually run out of ideas for incorrect quotes #which i hope won't be too soon #although i could just implement that as soon as i create the account #just so i don't run out of ideas too fast #inazuma eleven #allister's freezer

[ninenloser]

Kirino: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Kariya: Aw, thanks!

Kirino: That's not a good thing.

Kariya: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

#inairego #inazuma eleven go #inazuma incorrect quotes #kariya masaki #kirino ranmaru