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bunnysrph · 1 year
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—  𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓-𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
"I know I should leave, but I can't stay away from you."
"Why did you have to hurt me like this? Don't you know how much I love you?"
"I wish I could go back in time and change everything. Maybe then we wouldn't be here."
"I hate you for making me feel this way. I hate myself even more for letting you."
"I know I shouldn't love you, but I do. And that terrifies me more than anything."
"You've broken my heart too many times. I can't keep forgiving you."
"I wish I could hate you, but every time I look at you, all I feel is love."
"I don't know if I can ever trust you again. You've shattered everything we had."
"I can't help the way I feel about you, even though I know it's wrong."
"Why did fate have to bring us together, only to tear us apart?"
"I never wanted to fall in love with you, but now I can't imagine my life without you."
"You're the only one who can make me feel alive, even though you're also the one who's destroying me."
"I know I should let you go, but I can't bear the thought of living without you."
"You've made me question everything I thought I knew about love."
"I never thought I could love someone so much, only to have that love ripped away from me."
"I wish you could see how much you're hurting me. But you're too blinded by your own pain."
"Why did you have to choose them over me? Wasn't I enough?"
"I thought our love was unbreakable. I never realized how fragile it really was."
"You're the only one who's ever truly understood me. And now you're gone."
"I hate how much I still love you, even after all the pain you've caused me."
"I know we can never be together, but I can't help hoping for a different ending."
"You're the one who's always on my mind, even when I try to forget you."
"Every time I close my eyes, I see your face. And it hurts more than anything."
"I wish I could turn back time and fix everything, but I know it's too late for us."
"You're the one who's always had a hold on my heart, even when I tried to push you away."
"I never thought I could love someone so deeply, only to have that love thrown back in my face."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to see the real me."
"I thought we had something special, something that could withstand anything. But I was wrong."
"I know I'm not perfect, but I didn't deserve to be treated the way you treated me."
"Why did you have to come into my life and turn it upside down? Why did I let you?"
"I keep telling myself that I don't need you, but every time I try to move on, I fall apart."
"I never thought I could feel so much pain from loving someone. But you proved me wrong."
"I can't believe I ever thought you were the one for me. I was so naïve."
"I wish I could erase you from my memory, but I know that's impossible."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel this alive. And that's why it hurts so much."
"I thought we had a chance at something great. But I was foolish to believe that."
"You're the one who's always been able to break down my walls. And that's why this all hurts so much."
"I wish I could tell you how much you mean to me. But I know it wouldn't change anything."
"You're the one who's always been able to make me smile, even in the darkest of times."
"I never thought I could feel so betrayed by someone I loved so much."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel complete. And now I'm shattered."
"I wish I could forget you. But every time I try, I'm reminded of everything we had."
"I never thought I could be so lost without you. But here I am, trying to pick up the pieces."
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supersources · 2 years
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random (chaotic) dialogue starters.
* is that all you have to say?
* tell me you love me or something, don't just stand there!
* are you out of your fucking mind?
* it's truly a wonder that you're still alive.
* that's not my name.
* that's not my name and you know it.
* how many fingers am i holding up?
* i swear, it's my dog's fault.
* are you really going in there?
* that's how people get killed in horror movies, you know?
* if you die on me after everything i've done for you... i'll never forgive you.
* how could i ever forgive you?
* sometimes, everything shifts in the snap of a finger.
* stop yelling at me or i'll tell them!
* would it kill you to hold my hand every now and then?
* just squeeze my ass and tell me everything will be okay.
* you're all i need right now.
* you're finally here, so i can fucking sleep.
* i told you to turn your music down!
* you're not my parent!
* i didn't steal your boyfriend, he came with me willingly.
* it's taking everything in me not to slap you in the face right now.
* you know, people can hear you.
* do you ever think before you speak? you should try it.
* i'll change your life, if you let me.
* will you go buy me tampons or not?
* please, close the door on your way out.
* keep your hands to yourself.
* what do you think they were thinking about? you know, when they died?
* do you think they know?
* it's not my fault, it's 4am and you're fucking yelling at me!
* you're a shit friend.
* you're my best friend.
* you're my only friend.
* i hope hell is nice and warm when we get there.
* tell me the truth, at least once.
* did you really cheat?
* i don't wanna know the details.
* can i have some?
* i would kill for a nice glass of wine right now.
* you brought a knife to a gun fight, baby.
* you're so stupid it kinda turns me on.
* i want you to meet my parents.
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taggedmemes · 3 months
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SENTENCE MEME BALDUR'S GATE 3 / PART FOUR
i'll feed your innards to the ants before i do that.
you're not here to play with the locals.
question, kill, then move on.
fail her at your peril.
were i not merciful, i would slice the skin clean from your meat.
i am nothing if not merciful.
tell me: why shouldn't i run you through this instant?
you are nothing until i tell you otherwise.
nothing even approaching a useful thought in that skulll.
it costs me nothing to spare your sorry life.
i required your silence and you made me a mockery.
save your anger for the enemies.
i will skewer the jeretic with his own silver sword.
don't trust a word out of her mouth.
you were supposed to rush to my defense.
fat lot of good you are.
she could shoot fireworks out of her backside for all i care.
i don't know what just happened any more than you do.
not my usual quarry, not my usual ally.
your faith is your own concern, not mine.
i didn't think you'd react so pragmatically.
in the future, i expect you to be honest.
as if mingling with a horde of goblins wasn't bad enough.
let's do what we have to, then get out of here.
let's not linger in this place any more than necessary.
pain without purpose is a terrible thing.
you bore the pain like a true believer.
i don't think i have the stomach for this.
this place was supposed to be abandoned.
a joy to see a familiar face in such a precarious setting.
a fine mess you landed yourself in.
how better to learn the ways of a people than to live among them.
one should cherish all of nature's bounty, but goblin guts are quite far down the list.
you're a true friend of nature, or perhaps a lunatic.
it's unbecoming to demand honorifics from the one who saved my hide.
you weren't speaking lightly when you said you needed help.
that doesn't mean i can't help.
you have my sincere sympathies.
the magic used is beyond me. it's either not of this world, or so ancient as to be lost to even nature's memory.
the natural order must be protected.
there's no order anymore, only chaos.
chaos is welcome in doses.
i'm practically an expert.
you're either an excellent storyteller or you've experiences something quite exceptional.
i'd be irresponsible not to debunk such a strange claim.
i cannot trust my own mind.
there is great potential within you.
you're looking for solutions in the wrong places.
if we work together, we may turn this around.
until it is found, i will take something precious from you every hour that passes.
silence now, or i will silence you forever.
he's been resilient, but he'll talk.
i will have an explanation, or your head.
i do not wish to spill blood here.
come daylight, we will find a place to end this.
you can accept you're wrong, or we'll be rid of you permanently.
you had every chance to look the other way.
you chose this.
don't expect to be mourned.
she's a liability.
thieves aren't afforded such luxuries.
loosen the grip on your pride for one blasted moment, won't you?
imagine what we might achieve if we channeled some of that hostility back at our real foes instead of each other.
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hyprmemes · 2 years
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heated argument starters (cw: foul language, negativity) edit as you see fit!
you never cared and you never will!
can’t you just for once in your life let me speak?
you run your mouth without giving moment’s thought to how people might feel
i can’t believe i’ve been fighting with you for years for nothing
i hate arguing but i can’t let this bullshit go
you act as though you’re the only one who knows how the world actually works
how is telling me i’m using the wrong tone going to further your argument
i’m sick and tired of watching you lie, day in and day out
do you ever think about the consequences of your actions?
do the feelings of other people mean anything to you?
no, i don’t ‘think’ i’m right, i ‘know’ i’m right
you do not get to talk to me like that
after everything i’ve done for you, you fuck me over like this?
consider growing up instead of acting up
you’re not a child anymore so i won’t fucking treat you like one
you only ever hear what you want to hear
you don’t even give a fuck that we’re arguing right now
is this seriously something you want to argue about?
you’re a nightmare to talk to
you only ever talk to the impression you have of people and not the people themselves
arguing with you is pointless if you’ve already made up your mind
that’s not what i fucking said and you know it
i can’t say anything to you anymore
one wrong breath and you’re at my throat again
oh you poor soul, playing victim now, are we?
stop crying, you know i hate it when you cry, it’s annoying
stop being so fucking dramatic
why is everything always such a bloody big deal to you?
can’t you ever just react normally to things?
it’s none of your business and i don’t fucking answer to you
i’ve done all i could and it never means anything to you
i’ve had enough of just not being enough for you
never talk to me again if that’s all you have to offer
and what the hell am i supposed to do with an apology?
you know i don’t care about apologies if you’re just going to fucking do it again
you only agree to get me to shut up
did you just seriously insinuate i would do something like that to you?
what would i even get out of humiliating you like that?
i’m a great many things but i’m not a fucking liar
i wish i knew what i’d done to give you that impression of me
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rpmemestorehouse · 1 month
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Dark Souls II (2014) Starters
Change wording as needed
“They all end up here, all the ones like you.”
“ Tisn't easy being old…”
“Fair traveller, I know that you must have a story. Why else would you visit such a place?”
“I will remain by your side. Till this frail hope shatters…”
“If you proceed regardless, your fate will be more terrible than mere life or death.”
“One day, you will walk those grounds…without really knowing why.”
“Long have I awaited one such as you, one who might shatter the shackles of fate.”
“I am [Name]. And like you…I lost everything, and now I'm here.”
“To be alive…to walk this earth…That's the real curse right there.”
“I'd forgotten how much comfort a little companionship can bring.”
“Still flirting with madness?”
“Who are you? Oh, it doesn't matter, just help me open this door.”
“You, stand back. This is dangerous work.”
“Now, there's a time for travels, but you can't wander the world forever. Even you must have someone waiting back home...”
“Hmph, I'd given you up for dead. Almost had me worried, really...”
“Oh, sorry, I...Please, do have a look at my wares. I could really use the business...If you'd be so kind...”
“Oh, I was hoping that you would come. I've stocked some new things, and I thought you might be interested.”
“Oh, by the gods...Why the hell am I here?”
“Oh, no, I'm afraid...sorry, I'm afraid this is a fake. It's not worth much at all.”
“Oh...Undead, are we? And one without much time remaining.”
“Oh, yes, you may call me [Name]. Enchanté.”
“Oh, don't feel bad. I'm sure your mother's still proud...Hee hee!”
“You give something, to gain something. That's the way humans like it, right?”
“Oh, I'm sorry. I was just…daydreaming, I think.”
“When I first came to this forsaken land...It was...um...hmm...? Err...A curse...? Err...Something about a curse...”
“What a joy to meet a kindred spirit out here...”
“It wasn't there when I came here before. I don't know what explains it...”
“I have come to spread the art of miracles, a practice of which I am a disciple.”
“Sometimes I fight the urge to pack up and go back home. It is, well...I must do this.”
“Miracles began as tales told by gods. We preserve their will with lore, pray to their greatness, and are blessed in return.”
“Curses…Puzzled me out, have you?”
“Seemed like the battles would never end. Poor folk like myself had nary a place to sleep.”
“You may travel light, but methinks you bear a burden of your own.”
“Oh, you again. Go on…It's on the cheap for you.”
“Cruel, cruel world, this is...Keh heh heh...”
“Travelling all alone in these treacherous times? Well, I hope you have a very good reason.”
“There's treasure this way...But I've a bad feeling about it. I don't quite have the guts myself! Hah hah...”
“You be careful, too, my friend. For trust can be a dangerous thing.”
“Ooh, that'll leave a nice scar!”
“Transient being. This is no place for one such as you.”
“Do my ears deceive me? Who would refuse such magnificence?”
“You've achieved much, and approached a higher plane. But our path is long and arduous. We must always seek further challenges.”
“You are my greatest challenge.”
“Heh heh. You are an odd one. Normally, people keep a safe distance when they see this mask. But you...”
“Don't hesitate to call upon me. Whatever happens, I won't be missed...”
“I was raised to wield a sword from birth. Life was hard, but I never gave it a second thought.”
“I'm sorry…to burden you with talk of my fate. I suppose I've grown weary these days.”
“I am frightened...Terribly so...”
“I don't want to die, I want to exist.”
“My name is [Name]. I beg of you, remember my name. For I may not myself...”
“Your visit is welcome. I trust you've kept up your studies.”
“It is a fitting place to hone my sorceries. I suspect that I may even conjure up new spells here.”
“Never forget, young pupil… There are no shortcuts to mastery.”
“I wish to find out more about it, but as we see, this place is in ruins. Just what happened here?”
“Stay back, or you're pieces! Tiniest pieces! Hah hah hah hah!“
“Slice 'em to shreds, whoever they are! Wherever, whoever, be they near, be they far!”
“The power of flame, power of the gods… In the end, it is all beyond our reach.”
“If you walk with flame, then I salute you.”
“Still a bit stiff, I'm afraid. Heh heh heh...”
“I've been a guest for a very long time. But I don't think that anybody will miss me!“
“Do you really think you can manage the glories that are my spells?”
“Anything that has a beginning also has an end. No flame, however brilliant, does not one day splutter and fade.”
“I don't know who you are…But leave me be.”
“The Dark...Is always within you...”
“This land...lies closest to the Dark...Th-that is...that is why I came here.”
“One day…I will share your fate.”
“You've set me free. Now I can find him. The cheeky prick. He won't know what hit him.”
“I travel from land to land to hone my blade. I've heard this land was full of danger. I thought it would suit me perfectly.”
“For the good of the world, and for my own honour. I won't let that bastard live another day. Heh heh...”
“Damn! You're tougher than you look!”
“Oh, you trot along home. This place won't be any fun, not for you.”
“You want more than just a little blood. You want to be drenched in blood, mired in its foul stench. Am I right? Am I?”
“Ah, who cares? It's just another chance to spill more blood. Doesn't that excite you, hm? Heh heh...”
“Oh, it's even on my shoes!”
“I never planned to visit this gods-forsaken place. But I don't know… I just sort of ended up here.”
“I've searched every nook and cranny here. I suppose it's time to move on.”
“Oh, fancy meeting you here.“
“Oi! Mind your manners!”
“I'm on the run, don't give me away!...You're a fugitive too, eh?”
“Psst, have you heard?...Well, apparently there's this monster lady, right...”
“Gods almighty...I'm not going to die in this dump...”
“Ah come on, don't look so glum! I'm trying to be nice here! You're hopeless, I tell you...”
“I roam about, looking for a find, following my instincts. I don't care what a thing is worth. What matters is whether it grabs me.”
“Let me just say, there are lots of "legendary swords" out there.”
“This thing is amazing...Could it be a dragon egg? I feel invigorated...Just by holding it.”
“Oh no, no, no, no, no, don't say that. Give a bloke a chance. I'm begging you. I really should have that!”
“And now I watch the days go by, and gaze at the night sky, thinking of the finer things, far removed from war. I'd grown weary of battle, but did not realise it until now.”
“I am grateful for these peaceful days. But such contentment lies only in the here and now. Why must life be so confounding...”
“If you wish for help, summon me. I am rusty in battle, but will fight by your side.“
“Back again? Well, this is a pleasant surprise.”
“I owe you some form of thanks, but have nothing for you at the moment. If it would not trouble you, could you visit my abode just down the way?”
“Oh, we meet again, kind traveller. This is my workshop.“
“I require no payment this time. It is my way of saying thanks.”
“Do you find me strange? Skee hee. You humans are always this way. The way you glare at any unfamiliar creature.”
“We once had a master. He created us long, long ago. But he was born with a fatal flaw.”
“Our master was a tragically lonely soul. Eventually, his solitude eroded his very reason. In the end, he never understood...what it was that he truly lacked.”
“We seem to be at a standstill. The wounds we exchange are never lethal.”
“I have no gods to pray to. But still I pray that your journey will be safe.”
“And like every Undead, you have no future.”
“If you seek true Dark, I will grant it to you. As much as you desire.”
“The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.”
“Dark is the mother of all. All things were born from it.”
“Thy welcome wearest thin. Leave this place.”
“Swearest thou by the sweet-tempered sludge that laps at our bosoms?”
“I am aware of thine accomplishments, and they are not few.”
“'Twould seem some sunlight-poisoned creatures are worthy of great honour.”
“Something seems to be bothering you. Yes, yes, I can tell. It is written upon your face. You have doubts, about something you did.”
“But now, you are lost, bewildered by your own actions. You poor little thing.”
“But if your heart is yet sincere, your sins will be forgiven. Now is the chance. Demonstrate your sincerity to me.”
“Then, you wish to stand and face your own sins? Such virtuous fortitude is rare, and I sincerely commend it.”
“I am in yer debt. It's a true man who honours his debts. And I'll see mine paid.”
“Ho! Well met, friend. Good to see you well. Yes, hehh hehh, very good indeed.“
“If you still insist on having it...Then you will have to pry it from my cold hands! Gah hah hah hah hah hah!”
“Very well. I, [Name], will be honoured to chop you to pieces.”
“Who are you...And by whose permission do you stand before me?”
“Do you seek an audience with my Lord, King [Name]? Unfortunately, His Highness is absent.”
“Where am I? What has happened to our castle...”
“Welcome, visitor...Our guests are treated with honour. This is the way of our castle. Tell me if you should require anything.”
“We know nothing of the world outside. And why should we? For we will never leave.”
“Do you seek comfort, too? You poor thing...”
“Light, and all those who bear it, are unwelcome in this place.”
“I am [Name]. Guardian of the crypt. Countless dead rest here in peace. Cradled by the comfort of dark.”
“This place is welcome to all, provided due reverence is shown.”
“Tell me what you desire. Show me reverence, and I will lend you my hand.”
“Now, where shall we bury this one?”
“P-please, just stay away. No, please, don't come near me. Nothing good will come of it.“
“Do not attempt to help me. Just let me sit here, and wither quietly away...”
“By the very gods...What have you done...You've really done it...You'll never escape him...”
“Are you tormented by memories? Burdened by guilt? Now the question. Are you ready for more? If you are, then we ought to talk...”
“You could kill a dozen like that, and it wouldn't matter. I want you to kill someone of import.”
“These are for you. Don't mind the specks of blood...Heh heh heh...”
“I'll spend some time travelling the lands...Slowly tracking my new mark...”
The murk shifts and stirs. Yet another stands before us...“
“And so, you peer...Into the fog, in hope of answers.”
“Huh! You were not deserving of the mire...”
“What brazen insolence! You…forever you shall rot…”
“Turn away. And never look back. No one must ever find that which is sheltered in [this location].”
“I haven't the strength to help him myself, but perhaps one such as you...”
“You've granted my one wish...Now, I have no regrets.”
“Go on, kind visitor. May you reach your journey's end, one day.”
“Brave Undead, seek the throne. Follow the symbol of the monarch, and do what must be done.”
“That thing is a prop, a false deity. Don't be fooled, my Undead.”
“Seek the forest, you, where those wretched Giants slumber.”
“Brave Undead, you have proven yourself to me. Now, be one, with the Dark...”
“No one has come this far, not for a very long while.”
“Young Hollow, there are but two paths. Inherit the order of this world, or destroy it. But only a true monarch can make such a choice.”
“Very few, indeed, have come even this far. And yet, your journey is far from over.”
“Heheh, I believe we've been acquainted.”
“Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite...A lie will remain a lie.“
“You, neither born with greatness, nor granted it by the fates. What is it that you seek?
“How you grapple, without falter, with this dreadfully twisted world.”
“All men trust fully the illusion of life. But is this so wrong? A construction, a facade, and yet...A world full of warmth and resplendence..”
“I am [Name]. I sought to shed the yoke of fate, but failed.“
“Not one of them stood here, as you do now. You, conqueror of adversities. Give us your answer.”
“But the question remains...What do you want, truly?”
“There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark...what could possibly await us?“
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roleplay-evil · 1 month
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Resident Evil Gaiden Starters
"[name] rescued me and told me to wait here until they get back."
"You don't quit, do you?"
"Are you hurt? Let me see your arm."
"[name], c'mon! Wake up!"
"Hurry. The door isn't going to hold much longer!"
"Great! I'll follow you over."
"Somehow, I knew you'd be okay."
"if we ever get out of this mess, why don't you come and live with us?"
"Take it easy, [name]. You're going to be alright! That's it, deep breaths."
"Stay close, that thing might still be around."
"Sweet mother of... I spoke too soon!"
"Looks like we finally made it..."
"Well, it looks like you were wrong."
"What are you going to do...? Shoot me?"
"Jeez, why do I bother?"
"We haven't got time to argue!"
"You backstabbing... You set me up."
"Good to see you, [name]. I have a mission for you of the utmost urgency."
"I thought I just heard a scream."
"Forget that. Just tell me what's going on."
"You came back?!"
"That sounds pretty lame to me!"
"I can't let you get away with this!"
"[name]...? Do you copy? [name], do you copy? Over."
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zer0inbox · 1 month
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SMALLTOWN DEMON SLAYER,
from a shuffled playlist                   inspired by the southern gothic, the preacher’s daughter, and demon slaying. lyrics slightly tweaked for clarification.
i’ll hold my breath for three more years.
god loves you, but not enough to save you.
good luck taking care of yourself.
that's how my daddy raised me.
if they strike once, then you just hit 'em twice as hard.
if i bend under the weight that they gave me, then this heart would break and fall as twice as far.
the more it hurts, the less it shows.
i still feel like they all know. that's why I could never go back home.
god, i've tried.
if it's meant to be then it will be.
i forgive it all as it comes back to me.
i can't let go when something's broken.
it's all I know and it's all I want now.
you lost your chance.
with good luck, i'll find the dark.
it’s my primary instinct to protect the child.
i had a dream that it would end like this.
what's gone is gone and you can't bring it back around.
you can't illuminate what time has anchored down.
your divination should acquaint you with the plan.
all i want is to save you.
the space between us is as boundless as the dark.
you can't intimidate me back into your arms.
no one can hear me.
i can see that you want me going downhill, too.
you ripped me open, then you kissed me.
i adore the bludgeoned affection.
i swear, i’m the shell of a man.
my mom, now she’s a saint.
i killed them both, and they're buried under a sycamore.
you think I'm psycho, don't you?
i'm having crazy dreams again.
i woke up in his room, standing right there by his bed with my hands around his throat, wishing both of us were dead.
we will wade in the shine of the ever.
no one is born to hate, we learn it somewhere along the way.
hardly a maverick, lesser than average.
your vulnerability is stronger than it seems.
you know it's okay to have a bad day.
just get this one thing done.
i went to the bar to get a little closer to myself and learn things i never really wanted to know.
i want to be where all the stupid shit i say sounds so romantic and true.
i'd rot in hell with you.
live with me in this sin forever.
we take things a little far, but you couldn't name a place I wouldn't go with you. 
home is the last place that i'd stand to be with anyone but you.
beware the bottled thoughts of angry young men.
secret compartments hide all of the skeletons.
you know damn well where you'll go.
i want to be someone else or i’ll explode.
you want me? fuckin’ well come and find me.
you soon find you have few choices.
when i was a child, i heard voices ; some would sing, some would scream.
all you have is your fire.
don't you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash.
i knew that something would always rule me.
i’ll make you a believer.
put me to the test.
you know i’m a forgiver.
i still hear you cry.
circumstance will decide.
you’re a ghost on the highway, and i’ll love you forever.
i want to eat out your bitter heart.
you gotta show me where it hurts.
there's a beast and a burden kicking, spitting on your bathroom floor.
good things die all the time.
god bless your heart, vengeance is mine.
kiss me like you mean goodbye.
so if I fight the good fight, will hairlines recede? will lines deepen in face to craft a look of defeat?
my little saturday night became a sunday remorse.
at last, my good friend, we are even.
don't you leave me in the ground alone.
but you and I will never find that peace.
it's too bad that all these things can only happen in my dreams.
if you want to scream, scream with me.
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eggsmemesandicons · 2 years
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“Don’t Belong Here” Sentence Starters
“You shouldn’t be here.”
“What the hell are you doing here?”
“You need to leave.”
“Where did you come from?”
“Do you have clearance to be in this area?”
“This is a restricted area. Please leave immediately.”
“You know this place is closed, right?”
“Get out.”
“I SAID GET OUT!”
“You don’t belong here.”
“Look, I know I shouldn’t be here. But please just hear me out.”
“I’m just getting something and then I’ll be on my way.”
“I’m just going to head this way now.”
“Sorry, I’ll get out of your hair.”
“Excuse me? I’m looking for the bathroom? Is it around here?”
“I don’t belong here.”
“Where on earth is this? Why are we here?”
“Should we turn around and head back the way we came?”
“I got a bad feeling about this place.”
“Maybe we should get out of here.”
“We really shouldn’t be here.”
“Why are we here again?”
“We don’t belong here.”
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medjedrpresources · 4 months
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Mock The Week: "Unlikely Things To Hear at Christmas Time" RP Starters
content warning; profanity, dark humour, sexual references
Feel free to adjust gendered terms as needed
"I went to Africa last year. They do know it's Christmas."
"Last year, for Christmas, to help my grandfather give up smoking, I bought him a petrol-infused cigarette. His face lit up."
"I've burnt the turkey and I'm shagging your brother! I'm joking, the turkey's fine!"
"I'm not saying you haven't made an effort, I'm just saying I didn't realize Pot Noodle did a turkey flavour."
"Awww, I knew they cared, they've sent me an eCard."
"This Christmas, why don't you spice up your festive sex life and give your partner a surprise. Put the fairy up yourself."
"D'yknow, I think this is the best stuffing I've ever had. Shall we put our clothes back on before your parents arrive?"
"It's Christmas? Today? Are you sure? The shops have kept that very quiet."
"We always have a goose here at Christmas. I don't know why really, its conversation's terrible and it shits all over the floor."
"A good tip for sprouts is to slice them very thinly, drizzle them in olive oil, throw them in the bin and drink a bottle of red wine."
"Aww, I just wish that Monopoly lasted longer…"
"What the fuck is eggnog?"
"Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or have you just got a really weird shaped penis?"
"I um… I know you didn't want diamonds and things, but you deserve something really expensive so… I've bought you some gas."
"Bit of oil, bit of salt, and finally you put a lemon up the bottom. Strangely, I quite enjoy it."
"Well, it's soaked in brandy, let's get it lit and we can pretend she fell asleep watching telly."
"Oh, we're under the mistletoe. I think you know what that means… I've locked us outside again, haven't I?"
"I'm afraid Santa wasn't able to bring you a toy train, so he's brought you a toy replacement bus service."
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littlelovelymemes · 2 years
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𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 :   𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒄  𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒓  𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄  𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬  𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 :  𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐥  —  ' 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞  𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐬𝐤𝐲 '  ( 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐 )
‘  why  the  fuck  wouldn’t  you  say  something ?  ’
‘  please ,  don’t  abandon  me .  ’
‘  i  cannot  spend  another  night  in  this  home .  ’
‘  what’s  the  difference  when  you  beg  for  love ?  ’
‘  this  is  a  wasteland .  ’
‘  we  fell  in  love  and  now  we’re  both  alone .  ’
‘  i  know  it’s  hard ,  but  who  are  you  to  fall  apart  on  me ?  ’
‘  i  still  think  you’re  beautiful .  ’
‘  i  don’t  ever  want  to  lose  my  best  friend .  ’
‘  i  hate  this  flavor  with  a  passion  and  i  fucking  hate  the  aftertaste .  ’
‘  how  does  it  feel ?  well ,  it  feels  like  i’m  on  fire .  ’
‘  wake  up ,  i  know  you  can  hear  me .  ’
‘  i  bet  you  never  had  a  friday  night  like  this .  ’
‘  so  sick  of  playing ,  i  don’t  want  this  anymore .  ’
‘  the  thought  of  you’s  no  fucking  fun .  ’
‘  you  want  a  martyr ,  i’ll  be  one .  ’
‘  enough’s  enough ,  we’re  done .  ’
‘  i  don’t  wanna  feel  a  thing  anymore .  ’
‘  i  know  you  well ,  but  this  ain’t  a  game .  ’
‘  dying  is  a  gift ,  so  close  your  eyes  and  rest  in  peace .  ’
‘  do  you  know  i  count  your  heartbeats  before  you  sleep ?  ’
‘  i  really  hope  you  enjoy  the  show .  ’
‘  i  really  hope  you  enjoy  the  show  because  for  me  it’s  just  a  bad  day .  ’
‘  you  need  people  like  me  to  feel .  ’
‘  maybe  we’re  just  having  too  much  fun .  ’
‘  don’t  you  threaten  me  with  a  good  time .  ’
‘  i’m  sorry ,  i  can’t  see  that  you  truly  loved  me .  ’
‘  please  don’t  take  this  out  on  me .  ’
‘  you’re  the  only  thing  that’s  keeping  me  alive .  ’
‘  i’m  sorry ,  but  i’ve  made  up  my  mind .  ’
‘  you’re  about  to  miss  everything .  ’
‘  we’ve  got  poison  in  our  wells .  ’
‘  come  at  me  with  everything  you’ve  got .  ’
‘  when  i’m  sober  i  feel  pain .  ’
‘  separate  me  from  my  own  two  hands ,  i’ve  killed  so  many  times .  ’
‘  i’ve  killed  so  many  times .  ’
‘  i  can’t  save  the  world  from  the  creatures  that  won’t  die .  ’
‘  kinda  like  the  way  you  tell  me  “baby ,  please  come  home ” .  ’
‘  i  know  you’re  tortured  within .  ’
‘  i’ve  killed  so  many  times ,  but  i  can’t  save  the  world  from  the  creatures  that  won’t  die .  ’
‘  your  eyes  look  hungry  again .  ’
‘  i’ll  never  wander ,  my  friend .  ’
‘  am  i  the  only  one  that  thinks  that  you  should  stay  alive ?  ’
‘  please  don’t  be  afraid  of  me .  ’
‘  i  never  meant  to  hurt  you ,  no .  i  only  meant  to  do  this  to  myself .  ’
‘  let’s  go  in  style .  ’
‘  darling ,  it’s  cold  outside .  ’
‘  let’s  go  inside ,  it’ll  be  alright .  ’
‘  well ,  fuck ,  what  am  i  supposed  to  be ,  impressed ?  ’
‘  you’re  just  another  set  of  bones  to  lay  to  rest .  ’
‘  i  guess  it’s  time  to  say  goodnight ,  hope  you  had  a  really  good  time .  ’
‘  this  will  be  a  night  we  won’t  forget .  ’
‘  i  don’t  want  to  miss  when  you  cry .  ’
‘  it’s  good  enough  to  make  me  wanna  fall  in  love .  ’
‘  why  can’t  we  just  be  friends ? ’
‘  it’s  not  that  easy .  ’
‘  i  can’t  wait  to  see  your  brilliant  face .  ’
‘  can  you  come  over ?  i  got  something  to  tell  you  and  it  just  can’t  wait .  ’
‘  nightmares  no  longer  wait  for  sleep .  ’
‘  i  changed  your  mind  and  ended  up  here .  ’
‘  fine ,  maybe  i’ll  pretend  right  now .  ’
‘  i  swear  to  god ,  i’m  gonna  change  the  world .  ’
‘  i  promise  you  someday  we’ll  tell  ourselves  “ oh  my  god ,  this  is  paradise ”.  ’
‘  this  is  paradise  and  it’s  so  goddamn  good.  ’
‘  did  you  search  for  me ?  ’
‘  i’ve  been  up  here  so  long ,  i’m  going  crazy .  ’
‘  this  love  was  out  of  control .  where  did  it  go ?  ’
‘  now  don’t  be  crazy ,  yes  of  course ,  you  can  stay  here .  ’
‘  big  deal ,  i  guess  you’re  official .  ’
‘  i  only  said  it  because  i  know  what  it’s  like  to  feel  burned  out !  ’
‘  we’ve  all  been  there  sometimes .  ’
‘  tonight  i’ll  make  you  feel  beautiful  once  again .  ’
‘  darling ,  you’ll  be  okay .  ’
‘  if  you  were  me ,  you’d  do  the  same .  ’
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She Creature
Prompts taken or adapted from the 2001 horror fantasy creature feature (but this time it's all the sailing-ship/myth specific ones.) Feel free to shuffle the pronouns, etc.
“You're right to think me strange, but you'd be strange too if you knew what I know.”
“All water holds hidden magic.”
“In Greek mythology, sirens were originally bird women, then somewhere along the line, the story mutated into fish women.”
“Mermaids are myths, everybody knows that.”
“They sing, they dance, and they lure the sailors to their lair with their pale flesh.”
“The story goes that every year, under the strongest of the full moons, the mermaids become human for roughly one night.”
“You skipped the part where the creature bites the hand that feeds it and you end up a paranoid old fool staring at it day and night and night and day.”
“This is history and archaeology and spectacle all rolled into one.”
“Did I tell you the one about the hangman and the hawk?”
“Must be awful for you, listening to all this sailor talk day and night.”
“I'm telling you- don't be fooled by what it appears to be! ”
“I don't think any explanation could satisfy.”
“Give me one good reason why I shouldn't throw this thing off my ship right now and you with it!”
“I've had men flogged to death for less.”
“Think of it as the greatest treasure any man has ever discovered.”
“You divide your share any which way you see fit.”
“You're looking at the good luck charm of a lifetime.”
“I'm going up for some fresh air.”
“It reeks down here.”
“Perhaps the ocean air is bringing out the animal in you.”
“I don't care how much treasure we're promised, that thing doesn't belong here.”
“Look, acting the clown's one thing, but you're playing with everyone's safety and you know it!”
“See that over there? Like a mass of shadow? It's an island.”
“I don't care what you do just turn this thing around!”
“It can and will rip the guts out of each and every living being here tonight.”
“The bullets are in the captain's quarters, come on.”
“What the hell is that thing?”
“I'm not waiting around down here.”
“An island full of mermaids - that's why we're here.”
“No one gets to see the forbidden islands and walk out alive.”
“You told me "let's take a mermaid to America, get rich and famous" not "let's steal the queen of the what's-it what turns into a monster and eats people"!”
“I think I would have remembered the difference!”
“What happened? Where's your crew?”
“Eventually our journey became a footnote, a bizarre unresolved tale.”
“I'm just going to check below and make sure everything's alright.”
“Some things, no matter how magnificent they are, are best left alone.”
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astrronomemes · 6 months
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Send 🎭 for our muses to go shopping for Halloween costumes together!
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supersources · 2 years
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random dialogue prompts (my favorite tropes edition).
tw: death, angst.
* would you hold my hand in front of my parents? just so they'll get off my back.
* they're looking at us, kiss me right now.
* i know our relationship is supposed to be fake, but i can't help what i feel.
* we're supposed to be a couple, i couldn't ask for a room with two beds.
* we're not a couple, why didn't you ask for a room with two beds?
* i'll sleep on the floor.
* it's late. can't sleep?
* sorry, i thought everyone was already asleep.
* you can't look at them like that if you mean to keep it a secret.
* oh, fuck, we overslept. 
* i don’t care that we slept together, but we definitely should not be waking up together!
* you shouldn't be here! if they find out we spent the night together, i'm dead!
* stop saying that, you're not going to die. i won't let you.
* tell me you love me, just once. just so i know what it sounds like.
* how i wish i could be loved by you.
* are you god? how else could you be so utterly perfect?
* i didn't mean to grab your hand, i just got startled. also doesn't mean i was scared.
* why are you looking at me like that? do i have something on my face?
* i'm yours to do whatever you wish to do.
* i'm yours to do whatever you wish to do, but leave them out of it.
* so, who do you pick? them... or me? you can't run from this anymore.
* i can't live like this anymore!
* i can't be your secret anymore.
* you can keep lying to everyone for as long as you want, but stop trying to lie to yourself.
* i need to hear you say it. say it, please.
* i need to know the truth, once and for all.
* you can't keep lying to me! i trusted you!
* you can't marry them...
* i've never gotten over you.
* why would you say that? you know i’m in a new relationship now. 
* didn’t you hear? we’re dating! officially! 
* i hope you two are very happy together. 
* remember how happy we used to be too? 
* it was a long time ago, we shouldn’t think about that anymore. 
* i have a new life, but i still can’t stop thinking about you.
* if one day i decided to leave, would you run away with me?
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ventricide · 1 year
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♡: diminish sentence starters .02
select quotes from teddy of the unfiction platforming game, diminish! all listed quotes are from act 1, and have been slightly edited to better suit rp interactions. feel free to adjust context and wording as needed.
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❝ i’m glad you came. ❞
❝ it’s wonderful to imagine you there, [ name ]. ❞
❝ as we speak, it’s like you’re prying a vice grip off my chest. ❞
❝ the work is already worth it. ❞
❝ considering our circumstances, you knew what you were signing up for. right? ❞
❝ don’t worry… it’ll only get worse from here. WAY worse. ❞
❝ i hope you’re remembering your own strength without too much issue. ❞
❝ these abilities… they should feel familiar, as long as you’re being true to yourself. ❞
❝ you know what you have to do. ❞
❝ no one is impervious to life. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i thought this would help me feel a bit lighter about everything. but i’m getting angrier by the day. ❞
❝ part of me almost hopes you won’t see any of this. ❞
❝ i’m not angry at you, i’m just angry. i hate it so much. ❞
❝ you’re so close. and yet, i can’t feel you today. ❞
❝ some days, i feel you so clearly. it’s like i’m actually in that forbidden future. ❞
❝ today, it feels like you’ve slipped through my fingers. ❞
❝ and yet, this text manifests, crawling onto a computer screen. the connection is formed. from right now, into long ago. ❞
❝ but you’re the only one who can see it, i never will. ❞
❝ suddenly, i’m not so sure you’re actually there. i’m losing my nerve. ❞
❝ this could be a time capsule never uncovered, lost in the furnace of a dying earth. ❞
❝ i am here now. but soon, i am a fossil. ❞
❝ i bury myself in binary dirt. ❞
❝ these words lie in dormancy, they don’t know if they’ve found eyes. they are born into a cosmic grave. ❞
❝ i wish you were here, and i’m glad you’re not. ❞
❝ what do you hope to become, once you leap this gap once again? ❞
❝ how many seconds older will you be once you’re done seeing the other side? ❞
❝ will it prepare you for being that much closer to your death? ❞
❝ i know you too well, you have to move on. ❞
❝ welcome to another side of the same coin. ❞
❝ sometimes, the hardest thing to do is turn around. ❞
❝ i’m leaving the real disease behind. ❞
❝ it is yours to inherit, you’re on your own. ❞
❝ i love you. i hate us all. i’m sorry. ❞
❝ why did you call me here? am i in trouble? ❞
❝ most things just don’t appeal to me. i’m wired differently, i can’t help it. ❞
❝ i’ve honestly been doing great, i’m really occupied and fulfilled. ❞
❝ you know… every day i worry about what this is going to be putting you through. on top of everything you’ll already be feeling. but i have to remind myself… that’s the point. you have to face these feelings for the rest of your life. ❞
❝ you’ll be witnessing it all while the others try to gouge out your eyes. ❞
❝ i know you. i know you can handle it. and i know you’re going to come away with something more than you entered with. ❞
❝ there may not be a future for me, but i won’t let that happen to you. not while i still have that power left within me. you will move forward. ❞
❝ [ name ]? hey, [ name ]? i can’t sleep. ❞
❝ i really really really don’t want to die. do you think that if we try really hard, we can live forever? ❞
❝ i shouldn’t have said that. ❞
❝ hope is a strange thing. sometimes you’re just better off without it. ❞
❝ nice try. ❞
❝ [ name ], put that down. put it down, right now. ❞
❝ so you can prove them wrong. ❞
❝ every action creates ripples. they spread in every direction, inescapable. they are not correct. they are not just. no one’s are. they’re just ripples. ❞
❝ one wrong step, and a tsunami wipes out the innocent. one moment of hesitation, and the water won’t reach a land dying of dehydration. ❞
❝ be afraid, but don’t hide. despair, but never give up. ❞
❝ … it’s your move. ❞
❝ you can’t stop it. ❞
❝ [ name ]? promise me something. promise me right now, before i say what it is. ❞
❝ promise me that you’ll be golden without me. ❞
❝ i’m sorry if none of this makes sense. i’m too scared to know what i’m saying, day to day. but i’ll be here, for now. ❞
❝ i’ll hang out with you one last time. i’ll lend you my shoulder. ❞
❝ then, you’ll do what i didn’t get the chance to. you will break the surface. ❞
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aggressive sentence starters - tw negativity, insults, verbal abuse edit as you see fit
get down on the fucking floor or i’ll fucking shoot
don’t move, don’t you fucking move
oh little sunshine wants to play hero, sit the fuck down
i hate you i hate it every time you fucking speak shut up
what do you take me for, a fucking idiot? am i an idiot to you?
i need you to shut the fuck up before i start thinking of ways to make you
okay, how about it, let’s put it this way, you quit it or i’ll kill you
are you begging? is that it? are you begging for mercy?
you’re pathetic, you’re fucking pathetic
the worst part is that it makes me sad just thinking about you
look at you, you’re so small and so ridiculous, what did you expect?
i can’t stand the sight of you, you know you make me sick, right?
what did you think was gonna happen, i’ll bow down and let you take it?
every day i wake up and wish i knew how to kill you in easy ways
you make me angry, you make me angry to the point i scare myself
i fantasise, you know, i imagine what it would be like to take you down
i’m starting to look forward to the day i’ll snap
do you even know what you’re capable of? a whole great deal of nothing
stop talking by god stop fucking talking
none of your ideas have worked so far, so shut the fuck up
have you ever stopped and wondered if maybe you’re just too stupid?
give me a reason, i’m begging you, give me a reason to hurt you
i’m starting to run out of ways to keep me down
no, we’re not friends, we’re not even acquaintances, if you die now, i’ll live happily
i want you in a pool of your own blood, do you hear me?
you’re not even worth my fucking time
you have five seconds to stop crying before i give you reason to
what’s that got to do with anything, are you fucking mental?
the very air you breath smells like a rotting corpse
oh no you’re more than that, babe, you’re fucking disgusting
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rpmemestorehouse · 11 months
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Until Dawn Real-time Fandub Starters: Part 2
Change wording as needed
“No! I’ll be fine! I will be fine.”
“What do I usually do to get un-scared? I tell myself jokes...”
“Oh man, I feel great. This is really, this is a great idea.”
“All right you son of bitch, and by ‘you son of a bitch’ I guess I just mean the general atmosphere which just made me uneasy.”
“I should have known that saying what that thing was would have made it leave. Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.”
“Heyyy! I’m a funny little hand!”
“AUGH DAGNABBIT! My fricken wingers!”
“Aaaah I’m sure there’s a way to pry this open, but you know what I always hated these two fingers anyway.”
“You know, that’s the thing about sharp objects. I don’t know why we stopped carrying them around.”
“Cavemen had it right when they were like ‘oonga boonga I take sharp rocks’.”
“WOOF WOOF WOOF!”
“Why can you talk?! Why can you talk!?”
“Wow. I just - my brain needs to catch up.”
“Did I scare you?!”
“Hey do you wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?”
“I’m gonna put this jacket on even though it might have asbestos in it.”
“My telekinesis isn’t working.”
“WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T SHOOT DON’T-”
“Did I just kill an inanimate object?!”
“OH MY GOD HE KILLED JIMMY THE TALKING PADLOCK!”
“You know, my favorite thing about today is that nothing has happened to us yet.”
“Well, I have a key right here, and it’s called an axe.”
“You think I’m just gonna climb through a secret hole for secrets?!”
“I’m not scared at all...I’m just - I’m not scared...”
“I was getting ready to scream but I guess I’m not going to fall.”
“You know I could’ve used my two-arm perk to get in here, but, I’m being selfish.”
“Ooh we were supposed to bring our DnD dice!”
“I’m going to roll my funny dice, but you don’t have any and you will not be using mine.”
“I’m just gonna. Risky my life and, and walk along this very steep edge.”
*reading broken sign* “ ‘Dan Cliff’. This must be Dan’s Cliff! I wonder where Dan is...”
“This bath water is fucking freezing.”
“Shit, I was gonna watch my SpongeBob on there!”
“HELLO?! How did I get into a movie theater?!”
“Wh...why aren’t you scared?”
“OH NO IT’S THE NON-COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER SIGJAW!”
“Oh shit the bugs got me...”
“Looks like the banishment spell really worked after all.”
“We haven’t had a vibes incursion this bad since, the echidna incident of nineteen-aught-seven.”
“Alright, ya’ll - y’all are chill, thank you so much.”
“GOD IS THAT YOU!?”
“I hate Chutes and Ladders, this is awful.”
“Wow queen, you’re so powerful.”
“Is it hard to climb with this light in your eyes? Is it hard to climb?”
“Oh my god. I’m so happy to be here. Um, my name is [Name], I am, [Age] years old...”
“Please don’t change the channel, it hurts us.”
“I love hearing all these crazy words and sentences.”
“You think they just want to say hello?”
“Did you hear something groan? I hear groaning.”
“Thank god I leveled up my agility skill...”
“He was SAWED in TWAIN. What is wrong with you people?”
“I’M COVERED IN HIS BLOOD!”
“I would love to live in a place like this.”
“No, I’ve never been surrounded by eyeless, plastic simulacrum of human beauty, no.”
“Oh fuck - they NAKEY. THEY NAKEY.”
“I’m getting them, I’m just not laughing because they’re not funny.”
“I want to be so fucking rude to everyone.”
“THIS ACCURSED MOUNTAIN IS KILLING ME!”
“She’s asleep you gotta be quiet-”
“Hi! How do you like my mask? Is it cooolll?”
“Well you know what else sucks? Having a pair of scissors in your shoulderrr!”
“MAYBE if you embrace the VIBES, you’ll live!”
“Rude Mountain is a conflux of negativity in your world. It is the natural disposal site of bad vibes. They go there to die.”
“Your little ritual has thrown the whole world into strife.”
“I have no interest in learning your name - that’s fine, you can keep it to yourself.”
“I’m really stressed, I don’t know if you can tell.”
“Please come get me, I’m so fucking scared.”
“If were to like, punch you sort of hard it would hurt, that is how unarmored you are right now.”
“I have no respect for streamers.”
“I was in the middle of somethiiinngg!”
“Phil Spencer could walk on water...Chuck Norris could swim through land...but I...I could fly through death, bitch.”
“OH I FELL An entire...one and a half feet.”
“Nowhere to go but into the funny cave.”
“I sure hope nobody sets me on fire right about now...”
“I’m really glad you’re alive [Name] but also that’s really fucked up.”
“I’m pretty upset that he’s alive considering everything that he’s done so far.”
“Listen, none of us are leaving until we calm Rude Mountain down...by giving into the VIBES of Rude Mountain!”
“Oh [Name], you fucking moron. The vibes have taught me so much.”
“I’m fucking rude now!”
“I don’t actually know why I’m doing this, I just love violence.”
“I can see past the fourth wall! I can see the comments! They’re so happy for you, [Name].”
“You’re a parody of the real [Name]!”
“You’re smarter than I am, fuck you.”
“The ultimate rudeness: manslaughter.”
“Listen, listen - if you kill me the vibes will only take ya quicker, boyo.”
“ ‘Uh oh you’re just as bad as I am’ - shut the fuck up dude, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
“I feel like you’re just saying stuff at this point, but that’s pretty cool.”
“You know the rumor, that Cortana jacks off Master Chief in the suit?”
“Whose Mister Chief?”
“Did you hear that? It’s the vibes.”
“I’m in so much pain...”
“This is the worst vacation in the entire universe!”
“You’re on Rude Mountain, home of the vibes!”
“I wanted to be rude to people I didn’t want them to be rude to me!”
“I’m escaping I’m escaping, I’m using my funny little tricks and I’m escaping!”
“Well, good thing nobody left me behind today, or else, y’know, things might have been a little bit easier!”
“Has anybody been dissociating for the past, like, two minutes?”
“It’s alright, just sit down, just sit down.”
“It’s been a weird fucking day, that’s all I can tell you. I want to hear something normal.”
“Are you okay? You sound like you’re having a panic attack.”
“It’s not like it’s me anymore, I’m thinking in terms of ‘[Own Name] is doing this”, I don’t know what’s going on!”
“Hang on, I think someone’s outside.”
“I’m a professional loomer, AND vibe scientist!”
“You’re not ready for it: you’re weak.”
“Those funny guys you saw are the crystallization of the negative energies that people have brought up here.”
“You see a funny guy? You shoot.”
“I, I feel like I need to broaden my horizons at this point.”
“Sneakin’ up behind you~”
“Oh god the curse is getting stronger.”
“I think we should just go home honestly.”
“This mountain fucking sucks.”
“There’s so much going on inside my head you can’t even po - I can’t put it into words.”
“You ever feel like you’re in a different time and place than you are? That you like know you are, even though it feels wrong?”
“It’s okay, we can turn these vibes around!”
“I can’t kill you, you know what I know, I can’t kill you.”
“Well that was fucking awkward.”
“I’m telling - I’m telling you that the, the vibes are taking him.”
“FRIENDSHIP KICK!”
“...This picture looks like a rabbit...”
“Holy shit dog, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“How are you feeling about everything you’ve done here?”
“They’re seeing the bounds of the universe they live in.”
“I gotta say: real, real sad what happened to ya.”
“You wake up one day, you realise the world you know is... limited, and realise that you knowin' such means you can, play with it, tug on the strings of it. You look at that world and you think yourself some sort of god, don't you, son?...Are you ready to feel the wrath of a god, kid?”
“I-I hear people laughing...what the fuck is happening?”
“I’m gonna kill the next fucking person I see, I swear to God!”
“Hello! Hi! I’m so happy to see youuu!”
“I wish I could stream but I have no opposable thumbs.”
“I’m trying to have a conversation with you, bitch!”
“At this rate, you be one of us realll soooonnn.”
“This is my friendship machete!”
“I’m completely relaxed. I’m totally okay.”
“You really ARE rude, what?”
“Sorry, a bee stung me.”
“Like, I feel like I can’t die. In fact I feel like it’s guaranteed that I’m going see this thing through to the end, so I don’t even care anymore.”
“No, it’s not that you’re getting bad, it’s that I’m getting omnipotent. That’s not your fault.”
“Don’t fucking grab me and maybe I won’t shoot you in the face.”
“Your bullets won’t change the nature of the vibes!”
“[Name] please don’t shoot me - AUGH!”
“I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here!”
“Why...does it hurt so much...”
“Do you guys get the feeling that something bad’s happening to like, other people?”
“Sewer levels are my favorite! You go in there and it’s all stinky and sometimes there’s like, sewer monsters...”
“Did you just lock the door with the gun?”
“[Name] where the fuck have you been? Why did you just leave us?“
“You have no idea what we’re up against...”
“Oh, you think you’re the power of God, don’t you...”
“I see everything...I see everything!”
“I know I’m not real! I know YOU’RE not real!"
“You saw it, right? No, that’s exactly what I’m talking about! You saw what I just saw.”
“This is constructed! Do you understand?”
“You can’t be this - you can’t this fucking obtuse.”
“Listen [Name], you’re asking too many questions. You can’t keep looking into this.”
“No! I’m not connected to my body!”
“I wish they were my friends...”
“I don’t care! You know they’re gonna be fine, right?”
“[Name]. I get it. I understand. You know and I know and we know and there is a understanding.”
“I don’t want to be torn out of my body!”
“I’m not scared, I just know what we can and can’t do.”
“We can go up this way and we can just forget all this happened.”
“Well, I mean, obviously we have to construct this sort of, you know, bit that we’re in, where, we’re outside of the meta sense, and they aren’t.”
“And the tough part is that we also have to make it work within the construct of the story.”
“People don’t understand how much work and time and thought goes into this.”
“Oh, oh, that actually works! Sweet.”
“Man, oh my god, you scared the hell out of me...”
“[Name] - [Alt. Name] - whoever the fuck he is - left me down here...”
“Rude Mountain has been trying to get rid of both of us. Since we got here.”
“Ah-ha, you’re not gonna get the chance...I can hear you! I can smell you...”
“While I’ve been sitting - sitting here for the past hour doing nothing, I’ve seen all the realities.”
“Do you have the shimmy skill?”
“Reality’s falling apart - I gotta do something about this...”
“I literally don’t know where I’m going, I just climbed out of a cave. I’ve been underground for god knows how long, I’m just running in a direction!”
“Why are you trying so hard? Why are you trying so hard to keep things together?”
“I have to put this reality back together!”
“If I don’t fix this? Everything falls apart.”
“I can’t die. You know I can’t die.”
“The vibes of Rude Mountain become so potent...you lose yourself...you lose your memories!”
“There’s a gas leak.”
“This is the climactic ending of the game. [Name], you and I can put an end to this! It’s almost over!”
“[Name] don’t do it, we, we have real lives! I know it doesn’t seem real to you but you can’t!”
“Okay, listen: maybe this is all predetermined...but it’s still giving you a FEW SCARES, RIGHT?!”
“Something changed in you before you left. You lost something.
“THE BAD VIBES ARE POWERFUL! And they can make a monster of men!”
“Alright...it’s up to you [Name]...good luck...”
“Why don’t you open your mouth and try to do some exposition?”
“Really wrapping it all up together in a neat little bow, huh?”
“This was a fun vacation.”
“I learned about myself, and I think that’s what’s most important.”
“I like those guys! I think we should do this EVERY YEAR.”
“Maybe...I should record my podcast...for myself...”
“It’s just, enjoy what you’ve got while you have it, y’know?”
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