#inccorect lord of the rings

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : *takes off one if his ring* would you don the honor of becoming my cousin in law?

Galadriel : ...

Celeborn : ...

Celeborn : did you just purpose to Galadriel for me?

Galadriel : well you sure as fuck wasn't gonna ask anytime soon

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[s-i-m-p0]

Y/n: Legolas said less then perfect mean you're dead

Thranduil: your stomach's growling loud enough to wake the dead, if that counts

#thranduil #the hobbit inccorect quotes #lord of the rings incorrect quotes #y/n l/n #Thranduil x reader

[messiambrandybuck]

Boromir: What's that?

Pippin, holding up the sword Aragorn gave him: A Sword!

Boromir: NO!

#inccorect quotes #inccorect lord of the rings #peregrin took #boromir #aragorn #pippin #vine

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Bilbo: Would you like to know what your nephew did?

Thorin: Well if he’s my nephew it must be something bad

Bilbo: well I had to go to the library to see Balin because it seems like he hasn’t shown up for his studies for the past two weeks

Thorin: I see. And how did he explain this?

Bilbo: Well he’s had a lot of extra responsibility round here since you died

Thorin: *trying not to laugh*

Thorin: …did I suffer?

Bilbo: No. Sniper. Clean shot.

Kíli: I said I was sorry!

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[growingingreenwood]

The most earth and reality shattering question Gimli has ever heard in his entire life

Legolas: Ada, how old were you when the sun was born?

#tolkien #inccorect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect legolas quotes #incorrect quotes #legolas #gimli #silm #silmarillion

[markossquidlures]

[Literally anything happens]

Kili: Poggers bro

Fili: That’s so dope lmao

Thorin: If it weren’t for the laws of this land-

#i genuinely hate the word poggers- #the hobbit #kili #fili #thorin oakenshield #inccorect quotes #lotr #lord of the rings

[imnotcreativeenoughtomakegoodurl]

Friend: Do you have everything you need for the road? This is a really long drive and it'll suck if you get bored.

Me: Yeah, I brought a book.

Friend: Only one? Is that going to be enough?

Me: Yeah it's Lord Of The Rings.

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[thranduilswifesblog]

*Kili who can't tell the different between the female and male elves*

Kili : My lady, your hair as bright as the morning star, and your hands... As soft as the.... The new born baby's butt

Glorfindel the Balrog slayer : ???????

Erestor : *chokes*

Lindir : *dying laughing*

Elrond : *casually ships his tea

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[thranduilswifesblog]

*Elrond walking into his office to see Glorfindel lying on his table and the half of imladris people (not just the main household) gathered around him wearing black dress*

Elrond : what. Is happening?

Elladan : we are recreating Glorfindel's funeral for those who weren't there

Elrond : *leaves*

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Galadriel : *uses Celeborn's phone*

Galadriel : *sees contact called *MY LOVE ♥️*

Galadriel : aww- wait this isn't my number *calls the number*

The other line : hello, this is area 51- and you again! With all respect sir can you stop calling us and asked about the aliens because we do not know

Galadriel : what the fu-

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[thranduilswifesblog]

*Elrond after the fellowships leave Imladris

Elrond : bring the best one we can offer to Thranduil, and also tell him that we sent his son, his only son, his only heir, the only family he had, to the most dangerous quest with bunch of hobbits who looks like kids who can't even lift a sword, a wizard, two men who can't even stand each other, and..... A DWARF.....

Lindir : shall I prepare your departure to valinor too, just in case, My Lord?

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas to Aragorn : thanks for always sticking with me, you really deserved an award!

Aragorn smiled : thanks, Meleth

Thranduil to Bard : thanks for always sticking with me, you really deserved an award! :D

Bard : FUCK YEAH! YOU CAN BE A REAL BITCH SOMETIMES!

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas : he is Aragorn II

Legolas : son of Arathon II

legolas : son of Arador

Legolas : Son of Argonui

Legolas : son of Arathon I

Legolas : son of Arassuil

Legolas : son of Arahad II

Legolas : son of Aravorn

Legolas : son of Aragost

Legolas : son of Arahad I

Legolas : son of Araglas

Legolas : son of Aragorn I

Legolas : son of Aravir

Legolas : son of Aranuir

Legolas : son of Arahael

Legolas : son of Aranarth

Legolas : son of Arvedui

Legolas : son of Araphant

Legolas : son of Araval

Legolas : son of Arveleg II

Legolas : son of Arvegil

Legolas : son of Argeleg II

Legolas : son of Arapthor

Legolas : son of Arveleg I

Legolas : son of Argeleb I

Legolas : son of Malvegil

Legolas : son of Celebrindor

Legolas : son of Malor

Legolas : son of Beleg

Legolas : son of Amilaith

Legolas : son of Earendur

Legolas : son of Elendur

Legolas : son of Valandur

Legolas : son of Tarondur

Legolas : son of Tarcil

Legolas : son of Arantar

Legolas : son of Eldacar

Legolas : son of Valandil

Legolas : son of Isildur

Starbuck's employee : ...

Also starbuck's employee : with all do respect sir. You son of a bitch.

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Elrond : in the name of Valar, what are you doing?!

Thranduil : sometimes even the devil itself asks "what the fuck are you doing?"

Sauron, out from Mirkwood Forest: YEAH THRANDUIL. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Elrond : mae govannen mellon nin, please stay. I'll ask the maids to prepare the best wine for you

Thranduil : Elrond, where's my son?

Elrond : have you tried, Numenorean wine?

Lindir : but My lord, the Numenorean perish thousand years ago

Elrond : SHUT UP!

Thranduil : ....

Thranduil : Elrond. Where. Is. My. Son.

Elrond : errrr....

Glorfindel, wearing his 3d glasses, and holding popcorn : this place is about to blow....

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Gil Galad : do you know, why I wanted to speak with you privately?

Oropher : I assume it's about that prank I pulled on Elrond. In my defence, I did not know that much olive oil in soda would make someone throw up...

Gil Galad : it wasn't. But now it is

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