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iwrotethisformysonjake · 31 minutes ago
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*Drake and Launchpad finishing singing happy Birthday to Gosalyn*
*Bonkers hands Drake a ticket*
Drake: what is this?
Bonkers: It's a fine. It is illegal to sing happy birthday to anyone in public and anyone who is caught must pay a seventeen dollar fee.
Drake: Bonkers I think your taking this job to seriously
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dronequeen815 · an hour ago
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Darkling: alright listen up you little shits
Darkling : no, not you Alina.
You're a total angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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dronequeen815 · 23 hours ago
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Alina : Please? For me?
Darkling : Don't do that.
Alina : What?
Darkling : You think every time you say "Please for me?" I'll do Whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Alina : Please? For me?
Darkling :
Darkling : Okay.
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dronequeen815 · a day ago
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Alina : Fuck You
Darkling : Later, now listen here you little‐
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vampire-jubs · a day ago
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Jubilee: Since I am not a mutant anymore, Logan has suggested I do activities to remind myself of times when I did.
Jubilee: So today I will be manually firing off fireworks I got off EBay point blank at him-
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*zan does something badass*
Bonkers: wow I still can't believe you're my girlfriend
Zan: Bonkers, sweetie I'm your wife
Bonkers: oooo my wife even better!
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dronequeen815 · a day ago
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Alina : Kisses Darkling
Darkling : What is this ?
Alina : affection.
Darkling : Disgusting.
Darkling :
Darkling : Do it again.
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birdbath201 · a day ago
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Random citizen: sir Meliodas, how old are you?
Meliodas: I....uh....I stopped counting after 200
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canon-but-like-gayer · 2 days ago
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“Your inability to understand my work is not a valid argument against it.”
-Aaron Hotchner at some point probably
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tinyslasher · 2 days ago
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Billy Loomis and Stu Macher as I convo my best friend (Zech) and I had at work tonight:
(He’s Stu, I’m Billy.)
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Stu: “I’m a little sad.”
Billy: “Why?”
Stu: *silence*
Billy: “Why? And I swear to fuck, if you say that shit about how I chose Matt over you, I will-“
Stu: *gets loud* “Well! Looks like I don’t have to tell you because you already know!”
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yes, my fiancé knows we’re like this! 😂🖤 and Zech knows that i love him more than anyone and anything.
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somnambulant-snowball · 2 days ago
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I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.
(text source: bessette on tumblr)
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tinyorangepotato · 2 days ago
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Akira (Grabbing Nyx by their shirt): SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
Nyx: I'M SORRY!
Akira: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR!?
Nyx: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!
@drunkparentalunit
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cantotallyeven · 2 days ago
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[Image Description: Picture of Raelle, Abigail, and Tally from Motherland Fort Salem.  They are screaming, on a modified flag background where the stars have been replaced with pentagrams.  Captioned in white they are saying: you better be out here respecting trans people before your pronouns end up being was/were]
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h2o-obsessed · 2 days ago
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H2O Incorrect Quotes
Cleo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Rikki: The car takes a screenshot. Emma: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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peachymemez · 3 days ago
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Macaque:When we go to this restaurant,you are 12
Rōru:DAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY-
*LOUD ASS SLAP*
MK: annnddd- would you like a kids menu??
Rōru: *Sniff* yes I do.
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canon-but-like-gayer · 3 days ago
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Derek, Hotch, Spencer & Rossi: *arguing over basketball strategies and schematics*
Emily: “Enough with the testosterone! The pizza’s here.”
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musicalfanders · 5 days ago
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Momo: *Exist*
Jirou: 💛💙💜💞❤💚💘💖💕💘💚💙❤💕💚💜💚💙❤💙💚💙💚💙💘💕💞💚💕💚
Denki: How the fuck did you say that out loud
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