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criminal-minds-girlie · 1 day

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Emily: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Hotch: Wasn’t Derek with you?

Derek: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

#criminal minds #cm #aaron hotchner #inccorect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #derek morgan #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner incorrect #derek Morgan incorrect #emily prentiss incorrect

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jaysgirlx · 4 months

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You, while playing with Jason's hair: Do the scars still hurt?

Jason: All the fucking time.

You: Do they hurt, when I touch them or-

Jason: No no no, it's more of a mental thing…sometimes when you touch them they bring back bad memories before I…

You: Then why don't you ever pull away?

Jason: Because I know you're not trying to hurt me, I know that you're safe? I don't know the fucking words for this…

*He rests his head on your shoulder*

Jason: Just don't leave.

You: I never will Jay.

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

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nyxstherapy · 6 months

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*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

#james is the standard #this happened i was reg's phone #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #harry potter #headcanon #inccorect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #gryffindor #slytherin #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #pandora lovegood

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theodorequartz · 2 months

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A normal day in hell...

M/n: Are you blushing?

Vox: (blushing) I-im not! Y-you're just too close! It's m-making me claustrophobic..

M/n: What does claustrophobic mean?

Alastor: ( Pops out of nowhere) It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Vox: NO IT DOESN'T!

M/n: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Alastor: Stop it dear, you're scaring him!

Vox: ...

#alastor x reader #male reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin alastor #vox #vox x reader #inccorect quotes #hazbin hotel x male reader

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luxthestrange · 8 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#593 Riddle likes THE Tea

In the Queendom of Roses, You & Riddle are enjoying a needed vacation from the kids(Ace, Deuce & Grim)...when you hear the upstairs neighbors fighting again

Yuu*Raises brow*Who's that?

Ridd*Who opens the terrace door to water the plants*Must be neighbors upstairs

Woman: DO YOU HAVE TO SMOKE OUT HERE ALL THE TIME!

Man: Well, You won't let me do it in the house!

You walk to the terrace door to hear them better but Riddle nudges you inside along with him back in your apartment

Yuu: What are you doing?

Ridd: Im not going to stand in the doorway and eavesdrop

Yuu: No, We're going to go out on the terrace where we can hear better!

Ridd*Sighs and shakes head*Do what you want dearest, But I will not compromise my morals for some cheap thrill*Put Spray bottle down and heads to the closet*

Yuu*Shrugs and opens door to head out*Suit yourself Red~

You out and listen...and your eyes widen and your mouth is ajar, you open the door and tell Riddle

Yuu: She thinks he's having an affair!*Closes the door and listens more*

Ridd*Getting his coat ready and hums*I do not care

Yuu: With his slutty secretary!!*Closes the door again*

Ridd*Opens the door about to leave*Not interested

Yuu: WHO'S ALSO HER COUSIN!?!*Looks at how he freezes with the door open*...

Ridd*Stares and pouts closes the door, and runs to you to head into the terrace*Dammit-

The ONLY spicy tea riddle cant get enough of-

#disney twst #twst #twisted wonderland x yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #twst yuu #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle rosehearts x yuu #twst heartslabyul #heartslaybul x reader #twst incorrect quotes #twst in the nutshell #twst fluff #inccorect quotes

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thebeeswantarson · 8 months

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Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.

#batman incorrect quotes #tim drake #inccorect quotes #batfam #dc universe #batman #incorrectquotes #incorrect tim drake quotes

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tiyoin · 1 year

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i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses

for example:

yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*

deuce : you okay yuu?

yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?

adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???

yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!

azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have

azul : *runs away*

hours late

azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-

yuu :

ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze

yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺

jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate

yuu :

jack :

ruggie :

yuu :… awww could the-

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #tiyoin 🔎#twst x reader #leona x reader #riddle x reader #inccorect quotes #inccorect twst quotes #adeuce #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade x reader #incorrect twisted wonderland #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #azul x reader

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the9thring · 18 days

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Charlie: if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit, would u kill me :(

Nick: Ofc not! I'd let u bite me so we could be zombies together <3

Michael: if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit, would u kill me?

Tori: That's fucking stupid I'd blow ur head off in a heartbeat u would not survive lmao

#heartstopper #victoria spring #michael holden #sprolden #nick x charlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #inccorect quotes

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uccmd · 9 months

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Gabriel: i'm not interested in such human nonsense as a romantic relationship, i'm the supreme archangel Gabriel who only ever required God's love and-

Beelzebub: *creates a fly in their mouth*

Gabriel: ...fuck

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spitefulcheddarcheese · 1 year

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morgana: merlin kissed you?

arthur: *staring woefully out of his window*

morgana: and you said thank you…?

arthur: yeah

morgana: well that was very polite of you

———————meanwhile ————————

merlin:thank you?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN

gaiuse: he’s stupid merlin you know that

#incorrect quotes #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #bbc arthur #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin bbc #inccorect quotes #arthur pendragon #morgana #bbc gaius #gaius merlin

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dracosleftarsecheek · 2 months

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*in the new ATLA live action series*

Zuko: we're not here to harm your people- just give us the one who doesn't belong here otherwise we're gonna like burn this place down and shit

*Sokka steps out*

Sokka: um no

*they have their little staring contest*

Zuko: this bitch kinda cute

Sokka: who knew the exiled prince was fit

Katara + Iroh: otp

#zukka #avatar the last airbender #zuko #sokka #water tribe #inccorect quotes #katara #uncle iroh

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?

Y/n: no.

Emily: stand up.

Y/n: i don't want to.

Emily: why?

Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔

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nyxstherapy · 7 months

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remus, angrily: ARE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: KIDDING ME, YOU- sirius: fucking remus: PIECE OF- sirius: shit remus: I HOPE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR- sirius: fucking remus: LACES james:........what the hell was that? sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit

#that happened i was the laces #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #lily evans #wolfstar #headcanon #inccorect quotes #remus lupin and his iconic vocabulary #finally some happy marauders #jegulus #marylily #harry potter #gryffindor #the marauders era

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anxiousandpessimistic · 3 months

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Lilith: Why does Charlie have so many ducks in her room? Lucifer: I gave them to her Lilith: ... Lucifer: She needs to start raising her army, my love Charlie: I AM THE GOD OF RAINBOWS

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st-froy · 2 years

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#coolio #fanart #my art #my stuff #undertale #papyrus #deltarune #sans #art #ut papyrus #ut sans #sans undertale #undertale fanart #inccorect quotes #sans spilled ketchup #and he’s doesn’t want it to go to waste

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