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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months

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Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Y/N: sarcastic brunettes

Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N: Oh! B positive.

Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N:

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anxiousandpessimistic · 3 months

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Lilith: Why does Charlie have so many ducks in her room? Lucifer: I gave them to her Lilith: ... Lucifer: She needs to start raising her army, my love Charlie: I AM THE GOD OF RAINBOWS

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ragingemini · 21 days

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Bucky: Will Steve and I be gay lovers in this undercover mission?

Fury: No, as I said this is not neccessary.

Bucky:

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months

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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

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lemons-bittersweet · 2 months

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Dallas talkin about how twobit was gonna drive to Texas to find Johnny and pony. Like we all know twobits drunk ass CAN NOT drive 😭😭💀💀

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bobbin-buckley · 4 days

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Beetle

Cairo: A beetle lands on her thigh

Y/n: “Cairo..”

Cairo: “Yes love?”

Y/n: “There’s a beetle..on your leg..” Y/n says, genuinely terrified

Cairo: “Yeah, what of it?” She places the bug in her hand and lifts it to Y/n’s face

Y/n: “GET IT AWAY FROM ME!” Y/n jumps out of her chair and runs to the corner of the balcony

Cairo: Cairo laughs “Y/n, babe. It’s just a harmless bug..look at them..”

Y/n: “THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!”

Cairo: She shakes her head “You are such a dork.”

Beetle: Flies in Y/n’s direction

Y/n: “OH HELL NAH!!” Runs back inside Cairo’s room

Cairo: Starts hysterically laughing

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huachengslastbraincell · 1 year

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He Xuan: I just really like them and i don't what to say to them.

Hua Cheng, trying to be a supportive bestie because gege told him: Just go up to them, dude, just go up to them.

He Xuan: and say anything?

Hua Cheng: Yeah, say anything.

He Xuan: Ok

He Xuan: /goes up to Shi Qingxuan/

He Xuan: Your ass makes me forget about my dead family and fiancé.

Shi Qingxuan: /horrified and slightly flattered/

Hua Cheng, about to cry from holding back his laughter: Not that-

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slavicshadownr · 8 months

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Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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eclecticpatrolroadlawyer · 6 months

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Y/n: *eating ice cream*

Y/n: My mouth's cold

Bucky: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?

Y/n:

Y/n: *blushes* Y-yes

Bucky: *hands Y/n hot cocoa* Here!

Y/n:

Y/n: *dying inside*

Bucky: This is what you meant right?

Y/n: S-sure, yup, definitely.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 8 months

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Maverick(about Hangman):...Do you think he's cute? Rooster: What does it matter if I think he's cute? Maverick: Uh, it matters to me! I don't want ugly grandchildren!