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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony*holding a cup of coffee*: I love you.

*Peter, Pepper and Rhodey all turn towards him*

Tony*waving his hand*: Not any of you guys.

Tony* in a gremlin voice*: But this drink.

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[alexlaufey]

Tony: *going at 2am to the kitchen for a snack*

Peter: *eating Brownies*

Tony: You should be in bed.

Peter: You too.

Tony: ...

Peter: ...

Tony: Not a word to Doctor Dad.

Peter: Not a word to Doctor Dad.

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[avengers-ensemble]

Tony: Watch out Peter! Enemy on the left!

Peter: *makes L’s with both his hands* Which way is left?

Tony: 3 o’clock Peter!

Peter, confused: No, it’s 4:15 and I don’t know what you want from me.

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[underoooos]

Harley: Hey, Tony?

Tony : Yes?

Harley: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine when it's on?

Tony :

Tony : *looking around wildly* WHERE'S PETER-

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[starkownsmyuwus]

Tony: now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. you go first

villain: *screams incoherently*

Tony: ...look, I’m not sure where to go with that

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[quakesparker]

Tony: *watching Peter tangling from the ceiling*

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: Aren't i allowed to hang out wherever i want?

Tony: Where's the spider?

Peter: right there *points to a corner*

Tony: Alright- *sees the spider*

Tony: HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING BIG ONE

Steve: *comes in and sees Tony on the table and peter on the ceiling*

Steve: *sighs* Where's the spider?

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[beanzykin]

Bucky: I think my computer has a virus

Tony: is the software malfunctioning?

Bucky: no. Scott coughed on it

Tony:

Bucky: he has the flu.

Tony:

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[kaymegami]

Tony: I only drink coffee when I'm stressed

Peter: But you're aLwAYs DriNKinG cOffEe

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[bxoken-heartss]

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Steve: It's my birthday..I wanna do something special!!

Tony: I'M SPECIAL!! DO ME!!!

Steve: ....

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[indiianajones]

Tony’s eulogy if Steve had died in endgame instead:

We’re all here because SOMEBODY had to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the universe and then up and DIED

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[xxtgtgt]

Steve, after watching Disney Aladdin with Peter and Morgan: Tony, what kind of Princess Jasmine that will upset you?

Tony:

Steve: Let's Jas-be a friend.

Tony: [Leave the room]

Steve: Oh come on, you know I'm Jas-kidding.

Tony: [Turn back] You know Steve, what kind of Princess Jasmine that will upset you?

Steve: Jas-a friend?

Tony: Jas-sleep on the f*ckin couch tonight! [leave the room again]

Steve: Tony! No! I'm Jas-joking!

Tony: [Throwing pillow and blanket at Steve]

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony: Why are you wearing hat and gloves, its summer.

Peter:

Peter: It's a show of power.

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[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Tony: Wade would throw himself in front of a car for you.

Peter: Let's be real.

Peter: Wade would throw himself in front of a car for fun.

Tony:... Why are you dating him again?

Peter:...

Wade: Babyboy I made pancakes!

Tony: fair enough.

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[smolspideyboi]

Tony: what the hell is a Gen-Z?

Peter: screaming at yourself about grades and getting shot and whether or not you deserve basic human rights meanwhile you’re laying in bed expressionless reading or looking at memes

Tony: it's world full of you?

Peter: yes.

Tony: -screeching-

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[hxwko]

Steve, coming into the kitchen at 7 am after he worked out for a hour: A beautiful good morning!

Tony, sleep deprived and drinking the 4th cup of coffe today: It isn't that good but okay.

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony: I could be a robot for all you know.

Rhodey: That would be hilarious but I dont think robots can be depressed.

Tony: I-

Rhodey: FUCK, I TAKE THAT BACK.

Tony: BITCH, YOU BETTER.

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