#incoreect quotes

[tanked-up]

Price: Explain to me again, why were you sent to medic?

Ghost with a busted lip: Eagles.

Price to Soap who’s there as well with a busted knuckle: What is he saying??

Soap: Eagle, Price. AN EAGLE

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(Part 14 of my collection)

#Price’s gonna have to retire #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod modern warfare #simon riley #john price #incorrect cod quotes #incoreect quotes #cod memes

[windsweptinred]

#danbert #herbert west #daniel cain #reanimator #incoreect quotes

[cardangreenbriarloml]

cardan: the kids haven't eaten their sandwiches

jude: ok, just throw them out

(later)

cardan: *helping the kids pack their suitcases* look, i'm as surprised as you are

#cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #tfota #incoreect quotes #judecardan #jude duarte #jurdan #incorrect quotes

[henfox]

INCORRECT RED, WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE (1)

#this is how the scene in the book went right guys??? #rwrb #firstprince #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox #incoreect quotes #rwrbedit #firstprinceedit #tzpedit #ngalitzineedit #redwhiteandroyalblueedit #m* #rwrb* #rwrbincq* #tried to do new colours: failed

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Alastor: Well then, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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[connor-likes-dogs]

Y/N: God, give me patience.

Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.

Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

#anime #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #mha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect quote #dabi mha #bnha incorrect quotes #dabi x reader #dabi my hero academia #yn #reader #you #dabi x yn quotes #dabi x yn #incoreect quotes #incorret quotes #touya todoroki #touya x you #touya x reader #touya x yn

[spentfromspence]

Hotch: How petty can you get?

Penelope: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

#hotch #aaron hotchner #penelope garcia #they’re so father and daughter coded #criminal minds #cm #criminal minds fandom #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorect criminal minds #incoreect quotes #incorect quote

[i-kept-tumblin]

Wednesday: Being with you is absolute torture.

Enid: You love torture.

Wednesday: I'm aware.

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[totally-cannon-haikyuu-quotes]

Incorrect Haikyuu-21

Suga to Hinata and Kageyama after Tsukishima pisses them off again: Violence isn't the answer

Kageyama: You're right

Hinata: It's the question

Kageyama: And the answer is yes. [both run off]

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[hiddenvioletsgrow]

The Crows as things my family and friends have said P3

“Wouldn’t it be great to slap a guy.” -Nina and Inej

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Nina: “It’s a lot better when you toast it with butter.”

Kuwei: “one could say the same thing about YOU.”

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Jesper: “I was nice to Kaz too.”

Inej: “You’re always nice to Kaz.”

Jesper: “I know I am, that’s my weakness

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“Ominous flaming doll heads are great household decorations.” -Wylan

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“He’s a guy not a girl, we aren’t constantly thinking of stealing other peoples food.” -Matthias

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“People can say I’m a sorry mess but idk I don’t really mind it too much.” -Jesper

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“I do tend towards violence.” -Kaz

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“I wanna kiss you but right now I wanna slap you more.” -Matthias and Nina every 5 mins

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“I give great advice folks sometimes it’s true.” -Jesper

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“I was the only person there with a knife, I couldn’t have given everybody knives.” -Inej

#the knife one was originally my bf #incoreect quotes #incorrect crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #nina zenik #inej ghafa #mathias helvar #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #kuwei yul bo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #my own incorrect quotes

[tanked-up]

*Finger guns*

(Update: Compilation posted)

#Would you guys like a compilation of these? #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod modern warfare #simon riley #john price #gaz mw2 #alejandro mw2 #rudy mw2 #cod memes #incorrect cod quotes #incoreect quotes

[insaneace26]

More incorrect quote generator!

Gamora: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Peter: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Rocket, deer!" Gamora: …And what did Rocket do? Peter: …They said "Yes, Honey?"

Rocket: The Ocean is a soup. Peter: Peter: Do elaborate. Rocket: What are needed for something to be a soup? Peter: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Rocket: Tilts head Peter: The Ocean is a Soup. Rocket: The Ocean is a Soup.

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Peter: What? I don't have a partner… Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Peter: Oh my god, you have Rocket.

Rocket: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Peter: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Peter: is throwing stones at Rocket's window Rocket: You have a phone for a reason, Peter! THUD Rocket: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude: listen, there are three ways to get through life: the right way, the wrong way and the jude way.

oak: isn't that still the wrong way?

jude: yes, but it's faster

#cardan greenbriar #incorrect quotes #jude duarte #jude x cardan #the wicked king #judecardan #jurdan #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #incoreect quotes #tfota

[alexandersimpleton]

Molly: you really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Car crash: several traffic violations

Giovanni: three counts of resisting arrest

Dark Star: roughly 13 cans of energy drinks

Ben: also, that's not our car

#Epithet Erased #incoreect quotes #epithet erased incorrect quote

[witlessficcer]

Gwen: Have you tried painting?

Miles: Only in art class.

Gwen: What about water colors?

Miles: Watercolors are pretty, but they run.

Gwen: Run!

Miles: What?

Gwen: Run! Jess and Miguel are here.

#miles morales #gwen stacy #across the spiderverse #gwiles #marvel icons #marvel #incorrect spiderverse #incoreect quotes #incorrect marv

[connor-likes-dogs]

Y/N: I think I'm falling for you.

Dabi: Then get up.

#anime #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incoreect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect mha quotes #dabi mha #dabi bnha #dabi #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #touya bnha #todoroki #touya todoroki bnha #dabi x reader #dabi my hero academia #dabi x yn #dabi x you #you #reader #yn #dabi being little shit