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#incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission
quackmyback · 4 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part stfu I cant remember
Me : Hey, Five, if you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?
Five : I'd be you and I'd shut the fuck up
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 8
Me : why cant I have a margarita?
Five : youre too young
Me : we're the same age!
Five : no, you're sixteen and I'm a forty year old man inside a sixteen year olds body. you lack my wisdom and decision making
Me : mental age is just a concept! I'm old enough to have one! I want a salty slurpy!
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 1
Five : *is the slightest bit stressed*
Me : Aw, come one Five, it's not like the world is ending
Five : *deadly glare*
Me :
Me : Too soon?
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 2
Vanya : You all were born with powers, but I've always been just normal
Me : Don't sweat it Vanya, some people are just born with the natural skill of being a total fucking dick
Everybody : *glances at luther*
Luther : What? Did I miss something?
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 3
Luther : Well, I'm the leader aren't I? I'm the strongest-
Me : *humming to myself* 🎶First is the worst🎶
Klaus : *snorts*
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 4
Me : *doing a crossword puzzle*
Five : *peeks over my shoulder* Top right corner down; 'Penguin'
Me : *throws the fucking book at him*
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 6
Me : Klaus! Stop eating it! This is serious, I miss him and you're just mocking me! This is why I never ask for your help!
Klaus : *eating fish food* I don't give a shit about your dead goldfish!
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 7
Klaus : Can I smoke these?
Me : Klaus, those are my tampons
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quackmyback · 5 years
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Incorporating myself into tua without anyone's permission part 5
Five : I take my coffee black
Me : *pours every creamer we own into the coffee*
Five :
Me : Fuck you
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