#incorrect

[wendigo-volturi]

Caius: I prevented a murder today.

Marcus: Really? How’d you do that?

Caius: self control.

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

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[httpsclarye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...

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[whispering-about-bagginshield]

Thorin: I give up. I am so tired.

Balin: Get the emergency supply!

Dwalin: *carries Bilbo and places him in front of Thorin*

Bilbo: *smiles*

Thorin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

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[mothdude00]

Drew some of my favorite quotes from my favorite dumbass

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[gwentbleidd]

the concept of geralt being painfully unaware and making everything confusing is so funny tbh. i mean, imagine the situation:

literally everyone thinks that geralt and jaskier are together. everyone. except geralt.

why? well.

tb to that one time when lambert was making fun of him because 'oh geralt you look like shit, you didn't sleep well last nigh, huh?' so geralt answers, like it's nothing, 'no, jaskier kept me up all night', making lambert choke. to be fair, geralt agrees that listening to jaskier singing his stupid little songs till white morning wasn’t a nice experience. even if lambert is being overdramatic about it.

then some other time, a woman offers him and jaskier to spend the night at her inn while they're on the path. it's true that nights are getting colder but oh, geralt is used to it and so he explains 'no. thank you, but i sleep with the bard'. he doesn't know why the woman goes red in the face, why she starts to stutter and doesn't look geralt in the face anymore. weird but okay, not his problem.

it happens so many times until someone eventually points it out to geralt.

it's even funnier when he AND jaskier are confused after that, just for entirely different reasons

yennefer: no, geralt. enough. you need to stop making people think you and jaskier are together

geralt: what?, we're not together.

jaskier: we aRE NOT????

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[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

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[reidsaurora]

Prentiss, on the phone: Hey, Hotch, can I borrow $5000?

Hotch: Why do you need $5000?

Prentiss: For an escape room.

Hotch: What kind of escape room costs $5000?!?!

Prentiss:

Prentiss: Jail.

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[dadralt]

INCORRECT YENRALT [ 3 / ? ]

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[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra, pointing: May I sit there?

Godzilla: That's my lap.

Mothra: That doesn't answer my question, Godzilla.

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[ohyousillything]

During a solo mission somewhere in the lower levels of Coruscant

Random Thug has Cody handcuffed: We have your boyfriend.

Obi-wan: First of all, he's My husband. Second of all, You don't have him, he has You. Good luck.

*cue screams and carnage*

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.

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[httpsclarye]

Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.

Bartolomeo: which one?

Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.

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[whispering-about-bagginshield]

Thorin: Bilbo, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Bilbo: *wearing a cloak that's 5 times bigger than his size* Spooky.

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[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Maverick: Why does this collar have your name on it?

Ice: Because you're mine.

Maverick:...and the leash attached to it?

Ice: Because you have this terrible habit of not having any fucking self-preservation.

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[big-burry-latinas]

Azutara incorrect quotes (I don't know what part)

Katara: Azula, I think we should go back home. Katara: So many people stress me out, and that's not good for the baby. Azula: W-what baby? Katara: (sobs) Me

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