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samanthahirr · 9 months
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007 Fest - Scavenger Hunt #46: Incorrect Quote meme
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thestarwarslesbian · 4 months
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Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?
M: No
Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this
M: I’m really not
Q: shut up and let him speak
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emiliasilverova · 9 months
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007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’
And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*
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luminiferocity · 9 months
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James Bond x Fleabag incorrect quotes
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Scavenger hunt item #9
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3nigm4art · 9 months
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Incorrect 00Q #1
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Quote from a very 00Q show
Scav hunt #9:  Create an "incorrect quotes" post. 
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hecticwinter · 1 year
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Bond: Last night I found out Q is a sleep talker.
Tanner: Oh, really?
Bond: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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acciohanbrough · 2 years
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q : how is punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up ? james : it works with the 00s q : well they’re thick aren’t they ? james : I’m a 00 q : there you go then
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aniron48 · 9 months
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Hello, and welcome to my Master Post for 007 Fest 2023! I'm going to try to keep the links to the things I create in one place, and will update this as I go.
Fics
friends were a fate that befell me: Prompt fill for Anyawen, who suggested the prompt lyric "friends were a fate that befell me" from the song "Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier. Also fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Movie night. Who is there? What do they watch?"
heals the hurt faster: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Cutesy plasters for all those administrative papercuts and/or shallow slashes from broken glass and knives."
close to the sun in lonely lands: Fulfills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "The great outdoors: the sun, the smoke, the bugs, the scenery. bring it on;" and is also a Rare Pair (00leiter) and an entry for a Theme Day (Felix Friday)!
you don't step into love: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, “Q being utterly impervious to Bond's charms until the day he sees James in glasses and falls hard and fast.”
Headcanons
Q Can Dance: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, "Dance. Flailing arms? Okay. Ballroom waltz? Gimme. Line dancing? Sure. Bump and grind? Ayup. Gliding across the floor or stepping on toes, put it in my veins."
Other Fan Creations
James Bond x Schitt's Creek Quotes: Fills Scavenger Hunt #9, "create an incorrect quotes post."
Mexican!Q’s Playlist: Fills the 2023 Prompt Table entry, “Show me the playlist of someone at MI6.”
00Q photo and lyrics post - "Jesus Was A Crossmaker."
Recipe - Felix Leiter's Empanaditas
Meme - Is Your Child Texting About Espionage?
Scavenger Hunt Item #26 - Show us your pet working for MI6!
Use. Your. Words. (Linked Haiku by Team Q Branch)
Misc.
Solved @kitten-kin's coded message (answer below the cut)
Comments/reblogs with tags: 97
Solution to coded message: Good luck out there in the field. And please return the equipment in one piece. - Q
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Incorrect 00Q quotes, part 11
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gayshipsandanxiety · 2 years
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james: so i hear you like cats.
james: *pushes q's laptop off the table*
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samanthahirr · 8 months
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samanthahirr's 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost
COMMENTS
510 comments! With comment-multiplier bonus points, that's 700 points for comments!
FICS 
(>750 words)
(No) More Than This (Chapter 1-2)
We Eat First With Our Eyes (2022 Prompt #6 "nsfw")
The Chase (Chapters 1-4) (2022 Prompt #6 "nsfw")
(750-2,500 words)
Relating in Kindness
With Heart Hardened
FIC SUMMARIES (i.e. "stories sam isn't writing")
The Vampire from the Deep * (2020 Prompt #31 "Vesper is a vampire")
Office Hours
The Quartermaster's Mission Holiday (2018 Prompt #22 "And then they were roommates" & 2023 Prompt #222 "Enjoying a nice view")
COCKTAIL RECIPES
The Skeleton's Bite *
The Jamaica Contact with a Side of Danger *
Jinx's Bikini *
The Blow Me Away *
Mr. Hinx Fizzy *
Paradise Bird ^
INCORRECT QUOTE MEMES
00Q - I want to wake up with you
Bond/Swann - You often use humor to deflect trauma ^
NomiPenny - How's the sexiest person here? ^
Bond/Moneypenny - Better off as friends ^
Bond/Tanner - I'm getting in the shower ^
Bond/Boothroyd - I want to kiss you ^
Q/Bond/Moneypenny - Sorry I'm late *^
Tanner/Mallory - Are you trying to seduce me? *^
Bond/Tracy - I don't do relationships ^
Bond/Mansfield - I really like your top ^
Bond/Felix - We both look very handsome tonight ^ (2023 Prompt #223 "Insecure about how they look")
HEADCANONS
10 Hosiery Habit Headcanons *
Bill Tanner's Bedding Set (2023 Prompt #22 "Flowers")
Original Character - Gina Castillo's Case File *
5 Biggest Swimwear-Embarrassments Headcanons * ^ ^ ^
7 HR Complaints Against MI6 Staff Headcanons ^
SCAVENGER HUNT TASKS
#1 leave someone an anonymous comment of positivity *
#6 create a crossword puzzle: "007 Animals"
#9 (x5) create an incorrect quote meme, images optional
#12 write an acrostic poem: "Moon Moth" *
#17 create a film poster with a local landmark "The Dying Reflection"
#25 show a character's bedding set "Bill Tanner's Bedding Set"
#26 show your pet working for MI6 "009-Lives"
#29 (x2) solve a Find the Difference post (@bluebellofbakerstreet & @kitten-kin)
#30 create a cocktail recipe "The Skeleton's Bite"
#33 (x3) solve a crossword puzzle (castillon02 & bluebellofbakerstreet & kitten-kin)
#35 spot a Bond reference in the wild "50 Bond Gadgets You Can Own"
#36 create a fancast film poster "First with a Bullet" (Aldis Hodge)
#43 gift a fanwork to a member of another team: "Drabble: Alec/Bond" for @emiliasilverova
#46 create an incorrect quote meme, images required: "I want to wake up with you"
#48 collaborate with a teammate: "The Chase" with @aprettyspy
MOODBOARDS/COVER ART
The Vampire from the Deep moodboard
The Quartermaster's Mission Holiday moodboard
Office Hours moodboard
Original Character - Gina Castillo's Case File moodboard
(No) More Than This cover art
We Eat First with Our Eyes cover art
6 Cocktail Recipe title cards (see above)
MISCELLANEOUS
Off the Books playlist (2023 Prompt #198 "create a playlist for a fic")
Fancast Film Poster "First with a Bullet" (Charlize Theron)
Drabble - MoneyTanner ^ (2017 Prompt #4)
Drabble - Tanner/Mansfield * ^
Drabble - Alec/Bond *
BETA'D WORKS
1 fic for @emiliasilverova (Achillean Delights)
2 chapters for @hammerbacks (Taking in Water chapter 2 & Warm Water chapter 9)
2 chapters of "The Chase" for @aprettyspy
EVENTS
1 film (Flash Gordon) hosted
1 Productivity Hours hosted
1 Bond Bingo Hour attended
4 Productivity Hours attended
5 Longfic Readalongs attended
* indicates Theme Day bonus ^ indicates Unique Rare Pair Ship bonus
510 comments, 15 theme days, 17 unique rare pair ships, 9 fics/chapters posted, 3 fic summaries, 11 incorrect quote memes, 3 drabbles, 6 cocktail recipes, 24 headcanons…and a dozen more miscellaneous creations! I had no idea I could be so productive/creative in a single month! 
Endless thanks to my @teamqbranch captain and cheerleaders and teammates for their support and encouragement! I'm grateful I got to spend so much time with all of you this month. And a huge thank you to the @mi6-cafe mods for organizing such an awesome event! And now I need a nice long nap.
TOTAL POINTS FOR 2023 FEST = 1,670
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cora-trash-art · 2 years
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james bond incorrect quotes
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Incorrect Bond quotes:
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luminiferocity · 8 months
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007 Fest 2023 master post
So that's a wrap on my first Fest. It's been a blast - so much more intense than I was expecting, but I'm looking forward to catching up on everything I missed and savouring the many wonderful things created by many wonderful people over the month. Thank you mods, captains and everyone who has been involved!
Here's what I got up to as part of Team Civilian:
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And I've had recurring nightmares... -- NTTD, Bond, Madeleine and Mathilde
It's not the way a man like me behaves... -- For the Bond who is more than just a blunt instrument
We can go slow, we don't need to rush... -- James, Madeleine and a song that's not really about driving
I'm in love with the feeling... -- For a Q who never says no
So low, Hallelujah... -- 007, Q and M, and Skyfall
Firsts and Lasts -- Bond and Vesper, Q and Madeleine
Writing
Drabbles
Best Regards -- Nomi, Q, Bond and the "old wreck" throwback
This Life -- Bond/Ronson, angst. And a shout out to @kitten-kin for their lovely and heart-breaking addition
Family Matters -- 00Q, Q Branch, just fluff
Let Me Count the Ways
NTTD fix-it chapters four, five and six
Alive in New Light
Bond, Madeleine and Q for Polyamory Day chapter one (WIP)
Scavenger hunt and other bits
Incorrect quotes -- James Bond x Fleabag 5+1 (the 1 is angst)
Bond in the wild -- that time I went to the home of Casino Royale and nearly didn't realise it
Solve encrypted messages
Create a fanmix
Headcanons
MI6 worldbuilding headcanons for Headcanon Day
Part-time badass, full-time girl dad Bill Tanner for Tanner Tuesday
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3nigm4art · 9 months
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Incorrect 00Q #2
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Scav hunt #9: Create an "incorrect quotes" post (2/5)
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