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thebaddestofbatches · 2 years

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Kix: I’m not a doctor. I'm a medic.

Hardcase: What’s the difference then?

Kix: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Jesse: Note to self; never get shot.

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tattycoram · 3 months

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Fives: swaggity swup whats wrong with Tup Fives: *discovers the sith plot for mass genocide* Fives: motherfuck

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obes-kenobes-benos · 22 days

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Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

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your-local-jedi-commander · 1 month

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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bibannana · 26 days

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Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

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gamelpar · 2 months

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Rex, to the entire 501st: Can we normalize. Can we all just normalize. Can we all just fucking become normal.

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sun-roach · 11 months

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Obi-Wan: *watches the snowball fight between the 212th and the 501st.*

Cody: Don’t you want to join?

Obi-Wan: Oh no, no, my dear. That wouldn’t be really fair

Cody: *raises a brow * how come?

Obi-Wan: You and me against the 501st? They got no chance.

Cody: *laughs* That might be right, general

Obi-Wan: *smiles. * I sense a 'but'?

Cody: but… it would be more fun with- *he quickly turns around and spin kicks Rex (as soft as possible), who wanted to hit him with a giant pile of snow*

Rex: Argh, Codyyyy *fakes his pain *

Anakin: Captain down!

Ahsoka: Get them!

Cody: … So… you and me? *looks at Obi-Wan with a sighing smile*

Obi-Wan: *chuckles and prepares them some snowballs * Always

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Rex: GIYS I MIGHT BE ABOUT TO BE COURT MARSHALLES

Fives: noooo ur so sexy don’t be court marshaled

Echo: …anyways. Why???

Rex: I flirted with Skywalker a bit and told him I know a cool place and dropped him off at the mind healer’s in the temple

501st: *multiple people typing at once*

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 8 months

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Wooley: How's the Commander's head?

Obi-Wan: He's shown remarkable progress after some tutorials.

Wooley:...General?

Obi-Wan: Oh...you meant when he walked into a low-hanging pipe this morning. He's fine save for the wounded pride, my dear.

Wooley:...

Obi-Wan: Lieutenant, why are staring? looks over his shoulder Is Cody behind me?

Cody, sitting on a chair and nursing an ice pack

Cody: No I'm beside you

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techfan450 · 4 months

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Rex: *wakes up on a good mood*

Rex: Good morning! We have a very chill day ahead!

Fives: *opens his mouth*

Echo: *shoves an entire muffin into Fives's mouth*

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im-here-and-im-confused · 1 year

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Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.

Cody - Grass? yes!

Obi-wan - Moss? yes!

Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!

Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!

Cody - Worms? sometimes!

Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!

Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!

Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?

Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.

Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.

Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.

Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?

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cuddles-with-dragons · 5 months

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Fives: We need to distract these guys. Echo: Leave it to me. Echo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Anakin & Rex: *immediately begin arguing*

Rex: What's gone wrong, Fives? Fives: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Rex: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Fives: Well... There’s a crisis.

Anakin: *sees someone doing something stupid* Anakin: What an idiot. Anakin: *realizes it's Ahsoka* Anakin: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Ahsoka: I hate to disagree with you, but- Anakin: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Anakin: Wanna hear some dark humor. Rex: Yeah, I love dark humor. Anakin: Alright. Anakin: *Turns off the lights* Anakin: Knock knock. Rex: Turn the damn lights back on.

Rex: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Fives: Mine just says "Fives no." Rex: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single speeder bike. Fives, with Echo and Rex behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Fives: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Fives: Cody FUCKING FELL OFF!

Rex: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Echo: Fives! Rex got that thing on the control panel working! Fives: Wow! That looks pretty impressive. Echo: Yeah! Fives: Any idea what it does? Echo: Not a clue.

Cody, answering his comm: Hello? Rex: It’s Rex. Cody: What did he do this time? Rex: No, it’s me, Rex. It’s actually me. Cody: What did you do this time?

Obi-Wan: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Anakin: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Obi-Wan: Obviously. Now, Ahsoka, pass the shovel.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Fives: I choose to waive that right! Fives: *screaming*

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tattycoram · 4 months

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Kix: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Kix: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Fives: *sweats nervously*

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trylynarie · 9 months

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Hardcase: bro

Jesse: what bro?

Hardcase: Dooku is a vampire

Jesse: how?

Hardcase: THINK!!! Count Dooku…

Jesse: 👁️👄👁️ Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️

Rex on their next mission: can someone please explain why you are all wearing garlic?

Kix: simple safety precaution, Sir.

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themistymountainscold · 9 months

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echo: if you don't apologise, i'm going to tell rex.

fives: i am an arc trooper, what can rex do?

echo: ok- REX!

fives: no wait! kriff! i'm sORRY!

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bibannana · 2 months

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Anakin *yelling, throwing his hands around*: Disgusting! Horrid! Slander against my name!

Ahsoka *blank faced*: I just asked if you and Senator Amidala were together.

Anakin *taking both the Skywalker twins from Padmé*: Tarnishing my image! Unacceptable!

Padmé *pats Ahsoka on the back*: Don't worry, it's just a reflex of his.

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