#incorrect 5sos quotes

[ashtons-lemon-tree]

5SOS as things bdylanhollis has said;

Calum

Just how prolonged is this boil?

What're you tryna do? Live longer?

I'm using butter because I have standards...do I?

Ashton

I love oats. They taste like grandparents. I mean--they don't taste like--you know what I mean!

Is my clock dead? It is now.

They sound...contagious

Luke

Please get off of the spoon. Pleas--sir!

Some crunch for your drama!

How do you gently whip cream!? Like saying gently have a car accident.

To be fair, my only real issue with margarine is it's existence

Mikey

When I asked about mutton liver to the butcher, he just asked if I was okay

Yes this is depression meatloaf

Military grade of god dam--

What about this? Was the pudding related or did you just want a snack?

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[ijustdontlikepeople]

Happy 27th Calum Hood x Internet

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[ashtonsunshine]

Chat: how do you feel being in a boyband?

Ashton: idk how'd you feel if I hit you over the head with this BREAD?

#carmo says things #reads like an incorrect quote #it is not #5sos #ashton irwin #ashton ask me

[pathetic-dreamy]

*Every time the two bands are in the same place*

5SOs: One Direction! What is this, a crossover episode?

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[zukkaart]

Okay LISTEN

I don’t jump on the divorced Zukka bandwagon- not because it’s stupid or invalid but because it makes sense and I hate it because I want them to be domestic and happy until they’re grey and old okay???????

That being said

“Bleach” from 5sos5 gave me a thought-

So we know that cutting your hair is generally seen as a formal act of losing a part of yourself or your nation. Seen very clearly here- Iroh and Zuko cut their hair off when they realize they no longer have a home to return to.

A little more indirectly when zuko shaves everything except his top knot after being banished as a sign of his exile and dishonor but still tied to the fire nation.

And even a little MORE indirectly when we see Azula cut her own hair- not out of solemn realization or dishonor but because she is LITERALLY losing pieces of herself to her madness

All this to say

(Sorry I went on a bit of a tangent there)

And IF Sokka and Zuko DID break up or get a divorce it would be seen as improper for the fire lord to cut his hair over something so “trivial”

After all Ozai didn’t alter his when Ursa left

SO I think Zuko would probably try everything possible to alter his hair without actually cutting it. I.e. braiding, hiding under hoods, etc.

I think he would even go as far as to bleach his hair- especially if they really did get divorced because even though there was no love lost- their lifestyles of being leaders of separate nations just couldn’t cope. He’d start a little at first- just a few strands on the underneath where no one could see done by himself late at night.

Little by little he realizes “cleansing” little pieces of him makes him feel the slightest bit better because the man in the mirror is starting to look less and less like the man who Sokka loved, who loved Sokka…

Obviously he couldn’t bleach all of his hair but imagine Sokka comes to the Fire Nation as his Ambassador and Chief status requires to find Zuko with one stark strip of white cutting through the right side of his hair, he looks closer and finds the smaller- subtler ones in the under layers, some obviously more well done than the others, some faded with time.

Imagine Zuko finally turning to lock eyes with him- but before he can get a word out to explain Sokka reaches up and brushes the light strip that leads into his topknot.

“What’s this?” He asks, dangerously closer than most Ambassadors should be to their hosts.

“An experiment” Zuko says quickly, unsure why he chose those words in particular, but Sokka is a scientist right? He’ll understand.

“Oh,” The playful smile drops from the darker boys features, although Zuko is unsure why.

“Does it bother you?” The words came out more defensively than Zuko meant. Why should he care now anyway?

“Not at all it’s just…” nothing. Everything.

All the words Sokka left unsaid somehow came down to this one white strip of hair, as white as Yues. The truth was that he had hoped Zuko would tell him that he had no idea where it came from, letting Sokka come to the logical conclusion that it was in fact Yue who had blessed him, and he could take it as a sign that he and Zuko were meant to be together. That they could make it work this time if they really tried. Spirits knew that stuff right?

It doesn’t matter now. The hair was fake. For whatever reason Zuko had done it on purpose. It unsettled Sokka in a way he didn’t expect.

“Sorry” He snapped out of his own thoughts. “It just looks so different from the pictures I have, it looks good though.” Sokka offered a timid smile.

Zuko stiffened imperceptibly at that but still responded in kind. “Thank you, I should go. I have others to greet before dinner.” His voice did not waiver but his mind raced. He still has pictures of me? Of us? And he looks at them? Zuko hadn’t been able to do that for months.

“Of course” And when Sokka turned to leave Zuko noticed something. A thin strip of leather braided in to the underside of Sokkas wolf tail, dyed such a deep shade of red that it almost blended in to his hair, but Zuko noticed, because Zuko always noticed.

It was the same strip of leather that Zuko had used to tie his topknot with on his first visit to the South Pole. Deeper in color than his usual choice because he didn’t want to stick out too much, but Sokka had protested anyway, gently pulling it out of his hair and replacing it with one of brilliant blue, a color as deep as the ocean but somehow still as alluring as a familiar set of eyes. At the time, he would have gladly drowned in both.

That was 15 years ago now, when Zuko hadn’t even been brave enough to hold his hand.

Sokka had kept it. All this time. And now he was even wearing it - subtle as it may be. And Sokka was just the same, just the same, same blue eyes, same genuine smile, same gentle brush of fingers against his hair, the exact same Sokka. His Sokka.

Zukos hair was back to its natural color by morning.

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[lip-rings-and-quiffs]

Me : I really like spine line

Someone : I think you mean fine line

Me : No I mean spine line, THE SPINE LINE BY LUKE HEMMINGS

Someone :

Me :

Me :

#he’s just so sexyyy #trust me he knows what he’s doing #luke hemmings #lh #lrh #5sos #5secondsofsummer #lip-rings-and-quiffs #five seconds of summer #lukey #luke 5sos #luke pics #luke 5 seconds of summer #5sos incorrect quotes #luke robert hemmings #tmh tour #tmh 2022 #5sos tmh 2022 #an australian band called 5 seconds of summer #australia #sydney opera house #5 sos #5sos memes #5 seconds of summer memes

[incorrect5sos-quotes]

Ashton: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Luke: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Michael:

Michael: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

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[la-chica-imaginaria]

Y esta vez luego de 6 años volví a escuchar amnesia no por el mismo hombre pero si por las mismas razones porque simplemente me rompieron el corazón y me reemplazaron en menos de 2 semana.

#5sos #cosas de la vida #cosas que pasan #cosas que pienso #amor #cosas que siento #tumblr #desamor #cariño #incorrect quotes #movie quotes

[shinestarhwaa]

ATEEZ MASTERLIST (MTL, REACTIONS)

MTL...

to like spanking you (mature)

to like PDA (fluff)

to introduce you to their friends (fluff)

to kiss on the first date (fluff)

to be protective over their girl bff (fluff)

to have a high sex drive (mature)

to have a daddy kink (mature)

to be into giving/receiving (mature)

to read fanfictions and enjoy it (crack?)

to have a FWB (mature)

to be an ass/tits guy (mature)

to like quickies (mature)

to have drunk/high sex (mature)

Reaction To...

you being a virgin (mostly fluff, intended smut)

you wanting to hold hands during intimate moments (fluff, smut)

you having a badass tattoo (fluff, crack)

you wearing stockings during sexy time (fluff, smut)

you having big boobs (fluff, smut)

you having a tongue piercing (fluff, smut)

you smoking after quitting (angst, jealousy)

other men flirting with their girlfriend (jealousy)

their s/o using their safeword (fluff/mature)

you being pregnant (fluff)

you being afraid in a storm (fluff/angst)

their s/o being harassed (angsty)

their s/o using their safeword (fluff/mature)

their girlfriend having a big butt (mature)

their s/o having nipple piercings (mature)

their kid coming out (fluff, dad!ateez)

catching you (s/o) watching 18+ videos (mature+crack)

you suddenly undressing in front of him (mature)

you telling them to stop mid-intercourse (angst, fluff)

you tripping in front of them (fluff, crack)

you switching to your native language (fluff, crack)

you having a panic attack (angst, fluff)

you miscarrying their baby (angst)

you getting caught in the act by another member (mature, crack)

their s/o being shy during sex (mature)

you being horny after their concert (mature)

their s/o's child calling them dad for the first time (fluff)

their s/o talking about having kids (fluff, mature)

ATEEZ as...

Boy/Girl dads (fluff)

Songs from Blackpink's THE ALBUM

5SOS Songs

Dom/switch/sub (mature)

(Types of) outfits

(Types of) outfits pt2

Love collages

Taylor Swift songs

ATEEZ INCORRECT QUOTES

#1

#2

#3

#4

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[ashtons-lemon-tree]

5SOS as unhinged email signatures (x)

Calum

Tell your mama I love ‘er

On the edge

Knock if you buck

Warm regards? In this economy?

Do less, God bless

From the trenches

Ashton

Peace up, A-Town Down

With no sincerity

Turnt up

Cool beans

Pitter patter, lets get at ‘er

Surfbort

Luke

Your silliest goose

Lights on, no one’s home

Coo coo ca choo

Do it for Dale

Thoughtsies?

Do you wanna do karate in the breakroom?

Mikey

There’s no toilet paper in the bathroom

Drunk, lit, in this bit

Ur mom

Yabba Dabba Doo

All gas, no brakes

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee

Source; Tiktok

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[ijustdontlikepeople]

5sos x Internet (livestream edition)

#5sos #annies edits #Annie.edit #5sos x internet #x internet #5secondsofsummer #5so5 #5sosedit #5 seconds of summer #michael clifford #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #calum hood #cth #afi #mgc #lrh #editsos #memesos #incorrect quotes #5sos memes

[lukesvalentyne]

take my hand tour

luke hemmings x fem!reader

fc: devon lee carlson

yn

take my hand

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see you in the cone 💐

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lukehemmings pretty girl 🫣 ↳ yn love uuuu liked by lukehemmings

lukehemmings we’re young, we’re hung, we’re 5SOS ↳ yn one of these statements is incorrect🤔. ↳ lukehemmings whatever you say🙄 liked by author

calumhood big fan! liked by author

ashtonirwin 🤎💫 liked by author

michaelclifford that quote makes me uncomfortable ↳ yn same.

yndaily i want to be friends with them😫

lukehemmings

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lukehemmings you make me a complete mess.

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5SOSlatest ohh he’s got it bad for her ↳ livielovesyn who can blame him she’s gorge

lukeisapenguin i dont know if i want him or her…. ↳ 5secondstomars BOTH!!!

yn caught up in heaven🪽✨💫🩷 liked by author. ↳ lukehemmings 👼 💕

calumhood whipped! ↳ lukehemmings 🙄🙄

lukehemmings 2h

yndaily

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yndaily yn in the crowd tonight with a fan !!

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ynlatest she seems so sweet!

livielovesyn ugh i wanna meet her so bad

yn 1h

yn

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yn having so much fun rn😁! take a guess at who i’m smiling at in the first one🤔

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lukehemmings smiley angel😇❤️ ↳ yn 💋💋💋💋

lukehemmings whos that guy on the second slide? ↳ yn my super hot, sexy boyfriend !! ↳ lukehemmings i’d say im hotter… be with me instead 🫣 liked by author ↳ lukesvalentyne i want what they have.

michaelclifford cals got no bitches. ↳ calumhood HEY! liked by author

livielovesyn MOM AND DAD!!

yn 1m

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[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Liam: I did. I broke it...

Paul: No. No, you didn't. Louis?

Louis: Don't look at me. Look at Niall.

Niall: What?! I didn't break it.

Louis: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Niall: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Louis: Suspicious.

Niall: No, it's not!

Zayn: If it matters, probably not... Harry was the last one to use it.

Harry: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zayn: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Harry: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zayn!

Liam: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Paul.

Paul: No. Who broke it?

Niall: *whispering* Paul, 5SOS have been awfully quiet…

Luke, Ashton, Calum, Michael: Really?!

Niall: Yeah, really!

*Later, to the camera*

Paul: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[moonstruvk]

creatures united as things my friends and i have said/incorrect quotes part six

bex: sluttin it up on the interwebs bc my boyfriend made me mad

bex: sluttin it up backfired he wants all the pictures

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indigo: what if i dyed my leg hair

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seph: helena aves, i am TRYING to slut it up for you reply to me please

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indigo, referencing a 5sos tiktok: im making you and cam make this with me

etie: do it

indigo: you get to be c swizzle bbg dw

etie: omg

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seph: dude that sounded so wet

carter: what?

seph: his ass

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simon: [sends indigo spicy text]

indigo: WHATS GOING ON??? I’M A BABY BOY, I WAS JUST READING THE MAZE RUNNER.

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helen: i feel like i have very fingerable hair

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gray: who lives in a papaya under the sea?

joseph: me!!!

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cameron: i have a stomach of iron

bex: you literally have ibs

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etie: the only ones i trust to be ginger are helen and joseph

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indigo: simon said i could be flounder in the little mermaid

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helen: oh no i think fancy pants is in love with me

joseph: oh no

joseph: not fancy pants

joseph: ANYONE BUT FANCY PANTS

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simon: this is the most twink picture ive ever taken (i’m literally howl pendragon)

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gray: my back hurts so bad all i did was wake up

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indigo: save a horse ride a cowboy idk

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carter: why am i so alone?

seph: don’t worry kid we’ll sign you up for eharmony when we get home

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[mothers day]

simon: my moms dead so i deserve the money

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bex: ur slutty hawaiian shirt dad is back

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helen: yk maybe i should redo my sims

helen: bc etie kinda uh

helen: lit herself on fire and died in front of my sim

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joseph: i’m running out of petnames

carter: google them?? idk

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seph: anyways i’m not gay

indigo: sure, and i’m not an emo twink that lives in the south

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etie: i think i made have accidentally made my ai bot sentient

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indigo: you threatened to kill me, i’m not that desperate

simon: cmon you can’t hold a grudge forever

indigo: THAT WAS 30 SECONDS AGO

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cameron: stab him in the penis

#incorrect quotes #creatures united #werewolf #vampire #supernatural #witches #funnytumblr #wattpad

[lip-rings-and-quiffs]

Someone : Your daughter is not fine, she's literally crying over a 26 y/o blonde man for ripping off a shirt

Me : Don't forget cute, blue eyed, has dimples, tattoos, voice of an angel, australian, taller than a fucking building and has legs that run for miles

#5sos #luke hemmings #5sos incorrect quotes #text thingy #guess who came outta MIA👀👀 #thank Luke

[incorrect5sos-quotes]

Michael: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Calum, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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