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impulseowlll · 8 days
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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.
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dontdall-e · 3 months
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The Diaper Prison working! - a San Antonio Bugle Exclusive
Loretta Loft Jan 2024, Victoria County
The breakaway Republic of Texas' (RoT) move to introduce a "Scared Straight!" enforced regression and diaper wearing program for 18-21 year old males has met with significant success, according to Juvenile Justice Secretary Mark Morgan.
"Despite all the criticism, repeat offender rates for these participants have dropped 90% - I repeat 90% - the number speak for themselves. Not only does this save the public prison purse, it saves lives, well-beings and gives these boys a second chance without all the documented bad influences of adult jail. I call on Austin Rep. Michelle Brown to retract her hurtful statements and apologise to [program architect] Dr Strauss in particular." Morgan told reporters at an biannual Police Union gala. Rep. Brown was unavailable for comment.
RoT President Grant Allen also celebrated the program and noted program has now reached its first anniversary, with over 1200 participants enrolling the program. "It's fantastic. I was skeptical myself when they came to me and laid out their case. It's clear the old poorly funded USA system wasn't working. Now we're seeing healthy young man reprimanded, but ready to start again" he added.
Extraordinarily, the voluntary program has proven popular, with over 35% of new offenders choosing the unusual option. Some note however, that despite the program being initially voluntary, entrants can't quit the program early and, in some cases The Bugle is aware of, inmates are prevented from removing their diapers with restraint devices. Violent and sexual offenders are also allowed to participate, but are similarly restrained in high-risk settings.
The program can last anywhere from 3 months to 3 years, depending on the severity of the offence, with the custodial sentence being significantly less than the equivalent offence in adult prison. Victim's groups that were contacted had no comment on program or sentence reductions, but one anonymous spokesperson was cautiously optimistic about the reoffending rate.
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New inmates realising the weight of their decision © Don Dalle, 2024
Immediately dubbed "The Diaper Prison", the facility without inmate toilets in Victoria County met with outrage and ridicule from opposition and human rights groups who described the program "cruel and unusual punishment", "without any proven efficacy" and "likely to cause long-term harm". Despite complaints, no injunctions have been lodged in the RoT Supreme Court.
Proponents stress the program is entirely voluntary and provides strong psychological support through the offender's custodial stay. Dr. Miley Strauss, lead psychiatrist and co-sponsor of the program - with her wife Dr Jessica Spencer - notes "While the diapers are initially obviously humiliating, having others sharing the same punishment allows the boys to drop their ego and begin a path of self-honesty and introspection. It even allows for moments of silly toilet humour that the boys use to cover their initial embarrassment. I think it's incorrect to label it a "scared straight!" program - to me it's more like a drug redirection program - keeping vulnerable boys out of adult prison".
"The program provides world-class counselling and intervention programs to get to the root of the inmates' problems within a safe and separate juvenille detention facility away from adult prison. The regression aspects of the program boil down to one maxim: most boys just need love".
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On the question of lasting damage from enforced diaper wearing, Dr Strauss is forthcoming: "Depending on the custodial sentence, it's estimated 99% of boys will reclaim their daytime continence within 12 months, however, it's expected 30% will struggle with ongoing bedwetting without a strict training program, especially those with a past history. This risk is communicated to participants and their parents at the beginning of the program and we also provide alarms and a supply of diapers to those requesting them for when they return home."
While most complaints centered on being kept in dirty diapers after lights' out (or for up to 1 hour during the day), having pubic hair shaved and being changed in front of others, most former and current inmates interviewed said they didn't regret the decision. "It was very embarrassing at first, but everyone else gets the same treatment - the smell got pretty bad sometimes, but they did a pretty good job of keeping it under control. The food is great if you're good, or terrible if not - that kept most of us in line. I'm now using the bridging program to go to trade school. I wish I didn't need to go to D-block [as the diaper unit is known], but I'm glad I got another chance - I wouldn't have got that in Huntsville" a previous participant spoke under the condition of anonymity.
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Others have also criticised the program as sexist, as the program is not available to young women, however many point out that males represent 80% of offenders, and the program remains voluntary.
Private Prison operator Securent was quoted as saying "We're proud to operate this new state of the facility in conjunction with the Department of Health and equally proud at the results its producing while we also see a fraction of the incidents at other equivalent juvenile facilities".
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jesamnelovelace · 1 year
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24, 50, & 51 for the ask game? >:)
24. Ship(s) that makes you cringe.
Okay so first of all no hate to anybody that ships these. I don’t have an issue with people who ship them. It’s the ship themselves and how they’re portrayed. First off is Jayroy. Mostly because it’s usually done at the expense of Roy’s character and Roy’s relationship with Dick. I think if Roy had his original personality back it could be very comedic, but it’s usually not, so I just ignore it whenever I see it.
Second is Dickbabs as it’s being written currently. I did actually quite like them when she was Oracle full time back in the late 90s/early 2000s comics. But the way it’s written now feels super off to me and borderline unhealthy. But unhealthy in the way where it’s being portrayed as positive, so it’s not actually delving into what makes it unhealthy which is what makes unhealthy relationship portrayals fun. So again I usually just ignore it and let the shippers do what they want with it.
50. What’s something that bled into comics from a tv show or movie that you hate.
So I really do love the Young Justice animated show. It’s what got me into comics in the first place. I’ve just always seen it as it’s own separate thing from the comics, and that’s how I’d like it to stay. And for my answer I don’t even think Young Justice is entirely to blame for this, but I do think it aided it. And that’s Dick and Wally’s friendship.
Now, I don’t have an issue with them being close friends or considering each other to be one of the others best friends. But it’s felt like recently their friendship has been pushed to the front, ignoring Dick’s close relationships with Donna and Roy. (Rip to Garth. I don’t think any of the Titans see him as their best friend.) And it also seems to be done in a more telling way rather than showing because the only thing telling me they’re best friends is that they call each other their best friend.
And I do really like their friendship. One of my favorite moments was in Titans 1999 when Wally leaves the Titans, he admits to Dick he only joined because he knew Dick wouldn’t have agreed to join if he didn’t and he knew the team was what Dick needed at that time. And of course they had that comic where they had their road trip.
Basically I just hate that Dick doesn’t get to be as close to Donna and Roy now because DC has decided Wally is his best friend. And I haven’t read all too much Wally comics, but I know he should have other friends as well like Hartley who’s just now returning. And yeah it’s definitely not just the fault of Young Justice because the reason why Dick’s not as close to Roy anymore is a factor as well. And we all know why that is. But Young Justice having Dick and Wally be best friends has for sure played a part.
51. Who’s the most misunderstood character?
I feel like I could answer this the easy way and say Jason since like he’s not consistently written ever and every single person has a different idea of him in their heads, but instead I think I’ll answer Cass.
For a lot of fanon character traits that are given to characters, they usually start from something canon that is then exaggerated to the point where it’s no longer recognizable to canon. But for Cass I don’t think her fanon self even started from canon and she was just slapped with the loving older sister trait just because. And don’t even get me started on her speech ability. The amount of people that think she can’t speak full sentences is wild. There were so many misconceptions I had of her before I read her solo which turned out to be very incorrect.
And even some of the people who try to stay away from fanon, it’s hard to not accidentally pull from fanon for Cass just because it’s so prevalent. I notice myself doing this sometimes even though I much prefer canon Cass. It’s just everywhere it’s hard for it not to bleed into things, which then makes it hard for people to understand her character when they don’t get to see the real her.
In conclusion read Batgirl 2000.
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clamityganon · 3 years
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Tim: Alright, what do we say when the JLA says no to us?
Kon: That’s homophobic
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evermoore580 · 2 years
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Exhausted
Cassie: *yawns*
Y/N: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Cassie: Then you must be exhausted.
Tim: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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fullcaps-ethan · 2 years
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i love these idiots
quote from @incorrectyoungjustusquotes
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Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Kon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Bart: Actually I did the math, Kon would have $225, not $0.15.
Kon: Bro I’m right here....
Cassie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cassie: Sorry I only have a dollar
Tim: :(
Bart: Hey I just realized i was wrong, Kon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Cassie: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Bart: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Greta: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Bart: Apply juice to what
Cissie: Directly to the forehead
Kon: Great chat everyone
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Bart, watching Tim fly a remote controlled plane: You know, if things had gone a little differently in my life, I would have been a pilot. What would happen if you turned the remote off and then back on really fast?
Tim: Yeah, you would have been a great pilot.
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wayneenterprisesceo · 4 years
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tim drake’s privileged ass really just waltzed into wayne manor, claimed the position as robin right after jason died, took the place as ceo of wayne enterprises, adopted himself into the wayne family and has the AUDACITY to be upset when he’s replaced with damian like?? what’d you think was going to happen??
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damianwaynerocks · 4 years
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bart: i have good news and bad news, what do you wanna hear first?
tim: good news
bart: i won’t do it again.
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impulseowlll · 5 months
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*Bart comes running in the room* Bart: Hey, Tim! Have you seen my phone? *Tim looks up from his laptop* Tim: Hey, Bart. No I haven't seen your phone. Go ask our mother. Bart: Okay! *Bart runs into the other room* Bart: Hey, Mom, have you seen my phone? Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Connor: That's what I thought. No I haven't seen your phone, but I can call it. Bart: That would be great! Thanks,Mom! Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Tim from the other room: Super Awesome Mom says what? Connor: What?
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veryredrobin · 3 years
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Cassie: What do you get when you mix a hormonal unbalanced emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?
Tim with 2 hours of sleep: Dose it look like I would know the answer to that?
Cassie: I’m talking about you and Kon!
Tim: It’s to early for this.
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local-gotham-kid · 4 years
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The Young Justice Trio and the March Game Release Trio:
Kon: Doom Eternal
Bart: Animal Crossing New Horizons
Tim: Cooking Mama
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spicistrawberri · 5 years
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Red tornado: That’s it! You’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Slobo: This house is a frAGGING NIGHTMARE!
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clamityganon · 3 years
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Tim, trying to help a newbie conduct an op: What exactly is your plan?
Newbie: Break in, save everyone, and get home safely
Tim: That’s a wishlist
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kid-crashed · 6 years
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Kon: Come on. Wake up Tim, hiding under his blanket: Die Kon: I brought you a triple shot espresso latte, Tim: Give Kon: That I’m gonna put just out of reach so you have to get up to get it Tim: Die twice
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