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#incorrect 911
pentagrampanikkar · 2 days ago
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Bobby: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Buck without him noticing?
Eddie : Hey, Buck, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Buck: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Bobby: ...
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abow123456 · 17 days ago
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Eddie to Buck, in 2x01: remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later ;)
Buck, in 3x15 & 5x07: tHIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
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princessofthedarktimes · 14 days ago
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Eddie @Buck's parents: I am Buck's best friend
Eddie: I also once hit a guy so hard pieces of his nose came out
Eddie: now you might be wondering how these two pieces of information are related.
Eddie: Fuck around and find out.
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bvckactually · 8 months ago
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What do you mean they haven’t been dating all this time?
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hollywood-diaz · 4 months ago
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athena: God you really are a parent to these three adults
bobby: *mumbling*
athena: what was that?
bobby:...four
athena: oh no, not another
bobby: this is eddie
eddie: hi :D
athena: jesus fuck
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itsbuddiebaby · a month ago
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Eddie: All I want is for Buck to be happy and get the love he deserves
*Buck starts spending time with Taylor*
Eddie: No not with her, I meant me
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evaneddiediaz · a month ago
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Buck: guess who burnt the pizza? Again! Pro tip: this person has a great sense of humor, he is a great dad and one of the Buckley’s is in love with him.
Hen: Eddie?
Buck: Yes! It was Chimney! Can you believe… wait! Eddie? No! What? I’m not in love with Eddie! What? No! He’s my best friend! That’s ridiculous.
Hen:
Buck: Ok, fine. Yes, I’m in love with Eddie. And yeah, you’re right, he definitely burnt pizza at least once in his life. And he always makes me laugh with his jokes. And he’s such an amazing dad to Christopher. I should’ve been more specific when I made you guess, damn it!
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pentagrampanikkar · 2 days ago
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Albert : Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Ravi : We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Ravi : "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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abow123456 · 2 months ago
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Chimney, while helping Buck move into Eddie’s place: you don’t own a lot of stuff, do you?
Buck: nah, most of my baggage is emotional 🙃
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princessofthedarktimes · 23 days ago
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Bobby: i need you all to be completely straight with me
Hen: *raises an eyebrow*
Buck: no 💜
Eddie: *slowly backs away and disappears into the shadows*
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bvckactually · 8 months ago
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in which mama hen wins the betting pool.
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hollywood-diaz · 4 months ago
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buck and eddie: *doing something stupid & dangerous*
bobby: ha, where are those kids parents
bobby: oh wait it's me, im the parent, hey! you two knock it off!
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mood-lights · a month ago
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Random guy: *approaching Buck at the bar* Did it hurt?
Buck: What hurt?
Random guy: When you fell from heaven?
Eddie: *putting his arm around Buck* No it didn't, because I was there to catch him.
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Buck x Eddie | Incorrect quotes
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itsbuddiebaby · 22 days ago
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You just know that after Eddie was healthy enough to come back to work, Buck spent about a week referencing being Chris’s legal guardian non-stop.
*Buck and Eddie walking through a store*
Buck: I think Chris needs a new toy and I know as you made me his legal guardian you agree with me
*Eddie carrying heavy equipment*
Eddie: Are you going to help me carry any of this or just stand there with your clipboard?
Buck: Actually I’m already carrying something heavy
Eddie: What??
Buck: The responsibility of being the legal guardian of your son
*Buck says something stupid just like usual*
Eddie laughing: I hate you sometimes
Buck: Well you can’t hate me that much otherwise you wouldn’t have entrusted me with Christopher’s life
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matan4il · 7 months ago
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Parallel version here.
My other humor and incorrect Buddie posts can be found in the left sidebar here.
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phantomqueenmorrigan · 5 months ago
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Taylor: You have to share 50% of your half with him
Buck: What? Why?
Taylor: Because he's literally your husband and you're clearly just trying to get 2/3rds of the treasure for yourself. You're not slick, Buckley.
Buck: We're not married?
Taylor: You're not?
Eddie: We're not?
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