#incorrect ASOIAF quotes

[angelofthenight]

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

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[annabethwarriorprincess]

Jon *chilling in the afterlife waiting for resurrection*: So I'm named for Jon?

Ned: Arryn.

Rhaegar: Connington.

Lyanna: -quil.

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[latte125]

everyone starting a war because they think rhaegar kidnapped lyanna:

*meanwhile at the tower of joy*

gerold: if you were arrested, what would be the charges?

oswell: carrying drugs with me

rhaegar: theft

lyanna: being too iconic

arthur: actually I think it would be treason for all of us

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[blackbyrenflowers]

Bloodraven: I have my own ghosts, Bran. A brother that I loved, a brother that I hated, a sister that I desired-

Bran: wait what

Bloodraven: Fuck i meant woman i meant woman. A woman that I am 100 percent not related to. Don't we all like that fellas? What's a targaryen

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[shining-m00nlight]

Alicent: It's not gay if I wanna date Rhaenyra in like a buddy way, right?

Rhaenys: I'm no expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Laenor: I'm an expert, that's gay!

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[blxckmccn]

Viserys: My dear, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Rhaenyra: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Viserys: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Daemon.

Rhaenyra:

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[sasha-naell]

Joanna, looking at the camera for the gender reveal : I'm your mommy and I think you're going to be a pretty boy.

Genna : I'm your aunt and I think you're going to be a boy.

Steffon : I'm your godfather and I think you're going to be a beautiful girl !

Tywin : I'm your father and I think you're going to be a disappointment.

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[outlawarya]

Arya: Crushes are the worst!

Gendry: I know, I always act stupid when I'm close to mine.

Arya: Pffftt you always act stupid

Gendry:

Gendry: Please, don't think too hard about this.

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[istaricelebelasse]

Theon: I have never done anything wrong ever in my life

Robb: I know this and I love you

Sansa: I know this and I love you

Jon: … so are we just forgetting about the whole taking Winterfell and pretending to murder Bran and Rickon by actually murdering two children?

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[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

Book Sansa: Lord Sandor :).

Book Sandor: I'm no lord, Girl.

Book Sansa: My Lord :).

Book Sandor: Stop it.

Book Sansa: Sandor :).

Book Sandor: I SAID STOP IT!

Book Sansa: SAN :) DOR :).

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[rhaenysofhousetargaryen]

Robert: it’s so hot out

Ned: yes, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

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[angelofthenight]

Alicent: You have to have a talent. Okay? So, obviously-

Aegon: I have a lot of talent.

Alicent: Like what?

Aegon: Well I’m very funny, I can-

Alicent: I have not laughed once. Not once

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[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Ned Stark: My daughter will marry your son. I can't believe that we've made it so far.

Robert Baratheon: Yeah, and look at them go, so full of love. Like little mini versions of ourselves.

Arya Stark: "We'll go straight to King's Landing" they said. But this, this is gay to King's Landing.

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[matt-murdick]

The Old Starks and Kings of Winter watching Ned Stark confront Cersei about her incest babies and then let her go: that is not my baby

The Old Starks watching Catelyn Tully/Stark slit Lady Frey’s throat and return from the dead for vengeance: that one might be mine. just because you call her Stark doesn’t mean she belongs to the Starks

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[incorrectdreadfort]

Theon: they call me the CANDYSQUID 'cause my moves are so sweet and nimble!

Theon to Ramsay: but also they call you THE PIG 'CAUSE YOU SAY SEXIST AND DEROGATORY THINGS TO WOMEN.

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[shining-m00nlight]

Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'

Robb: 'Nicest Personality'

Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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