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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years

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Jason: *Leaving the manor*

Bat family: Bye!

Jason: I'm not leavin yet!

Bat family: Bye!

Jason: I still have to wait for the bus!

Bat family: Bye!

Jason: I'm not leavin! It's like you guys want me to leave! “Bye! Get the Hell outta here!” I didn't do anythin wrong!

Roy: It's probably not personal.

Jason: I hope not!

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incorrectarsenalfcquotes · 2 months

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Mikel: Granit, I think we should adopt another kid.

Granit: No.

Mikel: Why not?

Granit: Because by "kid" you mean "adult from our team" and we already have five of those.

Mikel, holding up Ethan: Six.

#the 'kids' are hale enders + nelli if you want to know btw lmao #mikel arteta #granit xhaka #ethan nwaneri #arsenal fc #arsenal #incorrect arsenal quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Roy: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Jason: *cracking his knuckles*

Jason: Manslaughter it is.

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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part 4

#dc universe #dc comics #dc batfam #dc outlaws #dc incorrect quotes #dc red hood #dc arsenal #dc jason todd #dc roy harper #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #jayroy #batfamily #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.

Roy: Who was I about to kiss?

Dick: *gags*

Dick: Jason.

Roy: ...

Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?

Roy: Well...

Dick: "Well..." is not an option.

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batfamgalore · 8 months

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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

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loosepocketchange01 · 11 months

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More Batfam Twitter bc I need it

#batfam #jason todd #batman #dick grayson #batfamily #dcu #incorrect batboys quotes #gotham #incorrect twitter #tim drake #damian wayne #roy harper #robin #arsenal

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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super-marvel-dc · 1 month

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Y/N, getting their arm stitched up by Roy: *Lets out a muffled scream with Jason's belt in their mouth*

Jason: Always wanted your teeth marks in my belt, but never thought of it this way.

Roy, and Y/N: *Slowly looks up at Jason*

Jason: What? Bad timing?

Roy: Ya think!

Y/N, at the same time as Roy: *Still with the belt in their mouth* ya tink!

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cardinalcheerio · 3 months

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Jason: What is Roy's type?

Dick: anyone toxic *sarcastic*

Jason: Well, lucky for him. I'm goddamn Chernobyl

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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years

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Roy: I think I'm funny.

Jason: You keep lyin to yourself.

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incorrectarsenalfcquotes · 10 months

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Random person, about Kai: Awww he’s so cute.

Mikel: Thanks, he’s a rescue from Chelsea.

Kai: [feral growling noises]

#welcome to arsenal kai!#kai havertz #mikel arteta #arsenal #arsenal fc #incorrect arsenal quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?

Roy: I never asked a question.

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carolineshairtie · 1 month

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Leah, angrily: ARE YOU-

Alessia: Fucking.

Leah: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Alessia: Fucking.

Leah: IDIOT-

Beth: *disturbed after getting screamed at* ... what was that?

Alessia: Kim banned Leah from saying fuck so I thought I'd help her out.

#woso #woso community #woso imagine #woso soccer #woso fanfics #woso incorrect #woso incorrect quotes #awfc #arsenal #leah williamson #alessia russo #beth mead #kim little

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incorrectbatfam · 9 months

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[texting]

Jason: Hey.

Dick: What?

Jason: Do you know this guy?

Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*

Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.

Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.

Dick: Have you ever met him?

Jason: No.

Dick: Then don't let him follow you.

Jason: But that's mean.

Dick: You don't know him.

Jason: But you do.

Dick: We aren't the same person!

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headcanonthings · 3 months

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Jason: would you take a bullet for me? Roy: ....yes? Tim: *angrily bursts through the window with a nerf gun in his hand.* Jason, already running away: thanks!!

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