#incorrect DCMK quotes

[altumvidetur]

Shinichi: I've just been paid a visit from KID. Hakuba: KID? What is he up to? Shinichi: He wants to do something "nice" for me. Hakuba: ...I'll alert the Inspector.

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[kebuyo]

Akai: You haven't tried my world-famous omelet yet.

Furuya: World-famous, huh? What's in it?

Akai: Eggs.

Furuya: Yeah, that doesn't qualify as a recipe.

Akai: There's a secret ingredient. I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you.

Furuya: It's bourbon, isn't it?

Akai:

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[incorrectdetectiveconan2]

Shinichi: How does a movie, dinner and a nice slow stroll on the beach sound?

Heiji: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a date.

Shinichi, taking a deep breath: Hattori. Heiji. My best friend. That’s exactly what I’m doing.

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[sigmaufo]

Kaito: I can't believe you wear a Sherlock Holmes cosplay to Kid heists. That's so cringy it makes my toes curl.

Saguru: Excuse me, I've been told that this outfit is 'really cool.'

Kaito: By who?

Saguru: A six-year-old boy.

Kaito: ...

Saguru: I take from your 4.328-second silence that you are impressed.

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[justlissca]

Kaito: i was arrested for being too cool.

Shinichi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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[smol-stardust]

Conan : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Detective Boys: Awwww-

Conan : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Detective Boys: Oh.

Haibara: *raises a brow and whispers* "Really? You think you'd still be alive without me?"

Conan: ... Be quiet

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[gabysartsandtoons]

I was looking at my Google Drive saves when I came across this incorrect quote from 2 years ago, I did draw this before but I didn't save the original because I didn't like it. But now I have improved a lot so I decided to revisit this and draw it. It's so funny! Looking back, I think Ran would definitely say that now that they are officially dating. I have to change a few details in Ran's design to make her look closer to a silver tabby at possible. As for Sonoko, her being a ginger cat kinda stuck in my head for a long time.

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[leahchampagne]

Conan sometimes Is Really sooo FULL OF HIMSELF.....like inside his tiny head he rules the world.....

No she didn't......everything is NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU...you BRAT...........

eps 676

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[sinvulkt]

devil’s advocate by spiltmilktea ( @dcmk-icons )

Shinichi is a full-time Guardian, tasked with maintaining the natural order and exorcising demons that are hell-bent on wreaking havoc.

What’s he supposed to do, then, when he meets (and accidentally summons) one who just... Doesn’t?

Kaito, Shinichi decides, is not a very good demon at all. Completed, 9k words.

*** ** * ** ***

He keeps his eyes on his laptop screen and his hands on the keys, as casual as can be, and clears his throat. “Kaito.”

“Mm?” A non-committal hum is all he gets in response, the demon wrapped up in idly thumbing through one of Shinichi’s many Sherlock Holmes novels, remnants of the latest chocolate raid smudged at one corner of his mouth.

“Are we... Roommates?”

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito, writing in his diary: I'm in love. His name is Shinichi. He's beautiful. He tried to bomb me inside a train.

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[tinyeyeofjustice]

Agasa: “I can’t possibly house this child! Not with my dangerous experiments. Ran can you take him?”

Also Agasa: “oh, this traumatized little girl? Yeah she can sleep in my basement.”

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[altumvidetur]

Shinichi: I need you to look me straight in the eye. Kaito: You can't expect me to look into those eyes and be straight.

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[kebuyo]

Bourbon: Gin hates all of us. Rye: Not true, he hates you. Scotch: No, I’m with Bourbon on this one. Gin would shoot any of us on a whim. Rye: Gin would shoot anyone on a whim, but he hates Bourbon.

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[incorrectdetectiveconan2]

Kaitou KID: “influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

#dcmk #incorrect dcmk quotes #source: tumblr #kaitou kid #kaito kuroba

[sigmaufo]

Shinichi, shrunk: That's Ran's voice! I can't let her see me!

Agasa: Don't worry. I'll tell her a story so she won't suspect anything.

Shinichi: I've always thought of you as a middle-aged weirdo, but you're actually a nice guy!

(scene change)

Ran: He's Shinichi's son?

Agasa: I'm as surprised as you!

Ran: He looks just like him, too!

Shinichi: It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! (Punches Agasa's head) I'm Shinichi's younger cousin.

Ran: Ohhh, that makes more sense.

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[justlissca]

Kaito: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Shinichi: Those are Pokemon cards.

Kaito: You got a magikarp.

Shinichi: ...

Kaito: It means 'fuck you'.

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