#incorrect FGO quotes

[cursedbygacha]

Guda: Soooo… What’s B.B. stand for, anyway?

B.B.: We~ell Senpai, it stand for-

Robin: Big Bitch.

#Guda #ritsuka fujimaru #bb fate #robin hood #fate grand order #fgo #incorrect fgo quotes #incorrect quotes #original

[lanliingwang]

Pepe: Okay, truth or dare?

Kadoc: Truth.

Pepe: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kadoc:

Kadoc: ...Dare.

Pepe: Go to bed.

Kadoc: I don’t like this game.

#kadoc zemlupus #scandinavia peperoncino #fgo #fate grand order #lulas's randomness #incorrect fgo quotes

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

"Hiii, Gudaaaa. It's meee, the deviiil... I love youuuu… I’m having so much fun with you!”

Mephistopheles

#source: real time fandub #Caster Mephistopheles #Mephistopheles #Mephistopheles FGO #Mephistopheles Fate #FGO Mephistopheles #Fate Mephistopheles #Guda #quote post #my posts #sonic #real time fandub #GudaMeph #incorrect quotes #incorrect fate quotes #incorrect fgo quotes

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/hollow ataraxia #fate/stay night #fsn #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #fate/strange fake #fate strange fake #fsf #fate/grand order #fgo #fate gilgamesh #gilgamesh fate #enkidu fate #fate enkidu

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mephistopheles, flirting with Mc: Did it hurt?

Mc: What?

Mephistopheles: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Lucifer, sliding an arm protectively around Mc: It didn’t because I was there to catch them.

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[julio-claudian-saberface]

How I Saved Faerie Britain With The Power of Love

by Morgan le Fay

Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to save Faerie Britain with the power of love. 

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

#fate/grand order #fgo #cosmos in the lostbelt #lostbelt 6 #memes #incorrect quotes #lostbelt morgan

[akkreti]

Nobu: I think we should get a divorce.

Okita: What are you doing?

Nobu: Just practicing.

Okita: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Nobu: I don't know. I'm an immortal ghost eternalized high up in the aether, I think I'm having a negative-three-quarter-life crisis.

Okita: You don't even have a partner.

Nobu: Hypothetically divorce me.

Okita: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.

Nobu: Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.

Nobu, to Nobukatsu: It's called a prenup, right?

Nobukatsu: Yes, it's a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.

Okita: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd?

Nobukatsu: I'm her hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Okita: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Okita, to Yamanami: Right? We can get those, right?

Yamanami: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Nobu: Who the fuck is this guy?

Okita: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.

Nobu: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Okita: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

#fgo #incorrect quotes #gudaguda #oda nobunaga #okita souji #oda nobukatsu #yamanami keisuke #fate

[cynthiaandsamus]

Lanling: Wow, cool cave

Mandricardo: Thanks, this is where I come to cry

#ooc #FGO #Fate Grand Order #Summer 5 #Mun Plays FGO #Mandricardo #Prince of Lanling #Incorrect Quotes #The Simpsons

[fledbeast578]

Anastasia: Should my family, the royal family responsible for ruling over Russia as a Tsardom, have been aware of all the peasants starving in Russia?

Ritsuka: Nah girl you're fine, who can be expected to keep track of so many things?

#fgo #incorrect quotes #kind of #based on her interlude #Anastasia

[kiwikipedia]

Chariclo: I just heard my husband talking to Achilles.

Chariclo: He said, and I quote:

Chariclo: "And you had sex with him how many times? ... Hmm, yes, that’s not technically a 'bromance'"

#this is about pat ofc #i love the pelion family you have no idea #Chariclo #Chiron #Chariclo (Fanservant) #fate #fgo fan servant #fgo #Greek mythos #fgo chiron #fgo achilles #archer of black #rider of red #achilles #incorrect fate grand order #incorrect quotes

[ssj2hindudude]

Do you have any ideas about the dynamics when Arjun alter from the mobile game fate grand order and aru have met? I really likes the possibility and dynamics between them.

Thanks for the ask! I don't really know much about Fate Grand Order and I definitely didn't know Arjuna was involved! Let me see what I can do:

Mini: Aru, check out the latest FGO update!

Aru: Mini, is it really that impor- IS THAT ARJUNA?!?

Mini: Yes! They have three Mahabharata characters now! Karna, Ashwatthama, and-

Arjuna: Me.

Mini: WHAT?!?

Aru: OH MY GODS IT'S HIM!

Arjuna: I was told by my father that there was another who inherited the powers of Indra. I'm here to see if he's willing to join my army in the fight against evil.

Aru: Excuse me, how do you know it's a guy? It could be a girl, you know.

Arjuna: Oh don't be silly! Women are not meant for war.

Aru: Funny you should say that, because I'm the one you're looking for, Pink Vest!

Mini: Aru!

Arjuna: It's lavender! And what do you mean you're the one? Why would my father give his divine powers to a little girl?

Aru: Maybe because this little girl happens to be your reincarnation! And I've been through way more crazy situations than you have in your little game.

Mini: Most of them self-inflicted.

Arjuna: Oh this should be good. I suppose you have a voice of evil influence telling you to do pure evil?

Aru: Yeah. Take your pick. You want certain gods, my father, or my goddamn conscience?

Arjuna: Ok, I don't suppose you still have the Gandiva bow?

Aru: Right here. And it may not be blue and look like a centipede, but at least Vajra here can shapeshift into everything from a whip to a hoverboard.

Arjuna: W-well, I bet you don't have Krishna's help-

Aru: Got a free taxi ride from him and most of the time, I've just got my mom and my sisters helping me.

Arjuna: Wait, SISTERS?!?

Aru: Yup, all of which are the reincarnations of your brothers. Yamini here is the reincarnation of Yudhisthir.

Mini: Leave me out of this. I can already tell it'll end badly...

Arjuna: ALL OF THEM?!? Little girls?!? How are you gonna fight that bastard Karna?!?

Aru: Oh, it's fine. He's a girl now too. In fact, we made up, she lost her memories, and is turning to the good side. She's even over there with your Karna.

Karna: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED AND ACCEPTED! IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK?!?

Kara: I know, bud. Here, you keep drinking your tea, and I'll go get some of my self-help books for you.

Arjuna: And I suppose Duryodhana is a little girl too?

Aru: Nope.

Arjuna: Finally!

Aru: He's my evil corrupted father.

Arjuna: ...*twitches*

Mini: Oh, great. You happy now, Aru?!? A character from a famous game walks in and you break him!

Aru: Aww, so soon? I wanted to tell him about his wife.

Arjuna: Wait, what?!? What happened to Draupadi?!?

Aiden: Hey guys. Wait, IS THAT GUY FROM FATE GRAND ORDER?!?

Aru: Arjuna, say hello to Wifey.

Arjuna: ...Forget this, I'm going home where things make sense...

Part 2

#aru shah #the pandava quintet #the potatoes #aru shah headcanon #aru shah incorrect quotes #aru shah headcanons #fate grand order #fgo arjuna #fgo karna #fgo ashwatthama

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Zato-1: I see!

Zato-1: Wait, no, I don't see.

#source: fgo #Incorrect Quotes #Zato-1 #Video Games #Guilty Gear

[lanliingwang]

Jason: Bye Heracles! Bye Caeneus! Bye Medea! Bye Asclepius! Bye Castor! Bye Atalanta! Bye Pollux! Bye Heracles!

Caeneus: You said ‘bye Heracles’ twice.

Jason: I like Heracles.

#fgo #fate grand order #gotta specify sjdgkjhdg #jason (fgo) #caeneus (fgo) #lulas's randomness #incorrect fgo quotes

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Vritra: You understand now, child of Indra, the power of sinning. And the red, mauve, vermillion Grail. And… all of the other ones that just happened to be lying around.

Arjuna: How’d you get those, man? HOW’D YOU GET THOSE, MAN??

Vritra: Excellent fucking question. 😈 Anyway, time for ME to ASCEND.

#kids don’t look #repetition CW #source: real time fandub #Vritra #Arjuna #Fate Grand Order #FGO #Fate #chat post #my posts #snapcube #real time fandub #Sonic #funny #child CW #incorrect quotes #incorrect fate quotes #incorrect fgo quotes

[fate--incorrect-quotes]

First Hassan: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Hassan of the cursed arm: Don’t you mean woke?

First Hassan: Yes, but that’s grammatically incorrect.

#fgo #fgo incorrect quotes #fgo fate grand order #hassan of the cursed arm #first hassan

[thekingwhereitallends]

Lancer Diarmuid:I'd die for my master.

Saber Diarmuid:I won't go that far but still will be loyal to him.

Rider Diarmuid:I won't consider the mage who summoned me my master at all. We are just partners. I won't even let that mage use command code on me.

Avenger Diarmuid:Your "master"s are still breathing?

#diarmuid ua duibhne #lancer diarmuid #lancermuid #saber diarmuid #sabermuid #rider diarmuid #ridermuid #avenger diarmuid #avengermuid #fate servants #fate #fate grand order #fgo #headcanon #incorrect quotes