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#incorrect Frostmaster
mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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Jeff Goldblum: I have like a ton of followers.
Tom Hiddleston: Oh, on what app?
Jeff Goldblum: App? I’m the leader of a cult.
Tom Hiddleston: … Suddenly I have to go.
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heavenlyangeliq · 3 years
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Laufey: *Turn to Odin*
Odin: *Turns to Laufey*
Laufey and Odin: *Both turn to the Grandmaster*
Grandmaster: *Grinning proudly*
Laufey and Odin: *Turn to Loki*
Loki: *Shrugs* I have issues
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commandocannoli · 3 years
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Grandmaster to Loki: Love you, cutie pie.
Grandmaster: …Sorry. I’ll think of a, uh, better one than “cutie pie”.
Grandmaster: You’re my angel…dust.
Grandmaster: Sorry. That’s a drug.
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tricksandhoes · 3 years
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Loki : Here’s an idea;don’t write your feelings down. Shove them into your body and forget about them like I do.
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Grandmaster: So, what if we made ASMR but like... instead of cutting honeycomb and stuff it’s a public execution.
Loki: Where did you get that idea?
Grandmaster: I dunno. Sometimes the melt stick makes a bubbling sound that’s kinda tingly.
Loki: Fair enough. I’d listen to it.
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Thor: How did you become The Grand Master's right hand man so quickly?
Loki: Fucked my way to the top.
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Loki x grandmaster
B: It’s really cute/fun
i like this one! it’s fun!
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chokememrstark · 5 years
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Definitely not what Thor had in mind when he said that...
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lazy-cat-corner · 5 years
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TV Show Loki at a Casino: Time to pay up. [lays out cards] Royal flush!
Stranger: Hey, uh-that’s a nice hand you have there. [winks]
Loki: [uninterested] Who are you?
Stranger: I go by many names. Listen, I-uh, got a cozy little planet a few galaxies from here. It’s great! People come from everywhere just to see it. Maybe you’d like to visit it sometime?
Loki: Well that sounds legit!
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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Loki : if only someone out there WHO love me, im so fucking lonely, I’m such a stabby little bitch, I’m a fucking monster, I’m a mischievous little shit WHO THE FUCK WILL FUCKING LOVE ME
Thor and a 10 billion crowd of fangirls : Am i a joke to you?
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mwagneto · 6 years
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Grandmaster: *gets on one knee*
Loki: omg it's finally happening!!
Grandmaster: *falls over*
Loki: the arsenic is kicking in!!😍
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notspidermaneither · 5 years
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Natasha: I like my whisky like I likeme men. Twice my age and from Scotland.
Pepper: Smokey, full-bodied and leave you gasping a little.
Grandmaster: Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years with very little oxygen.
Neblua: In a sealed glass container gathering dust under the liquor table.
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commandocannoli · 5 years
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Grandmaster, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?
Attending crowd, nodding and leaving: Of course.
Grandmaster, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Now, listen, I know you’re not dead.
Loki: Yeah, no shit.
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inboundflight · 6 years
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Valkyrie : ah, so you’re the grandmaster’s special someone.
Loki: I prefer to think of myself as a “long term sugar baby booty call”
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