#incorrect Gina linetti

[that-bitch-kat3]

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face"

-sirius black

#sirius is so gina lenetti coded #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #the marauders #wolfstar #the marauders era #mwpp era #harry potter #gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect harry potter quotes #overheard at hogwarts #hp #incorrect quotations #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #remus x sirius

[fxiryeon]

i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying ;)

- Luke Castellan, at some point probably

#percy jackson incorrect quotes #percy jackson #incorrect quotes #percy series #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #charlie bushnell #dior goodjohn #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo incorrect quotes #luke castellan incorrect quotes #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #source: b99 #b99 meme #b99 quotes #b99 incorrect quotes #gina linetti

[littlehermitten]

*Kevin and Holt talking about Jake*

Kevin *sighing* : Jake is not your son, Raymond.

Kevin *to Jake* : Come down from the chair and eat those cookies before they get cold.

Jake *to Kevin* : okay dad!

Kevin:

Kevin *to Holt* : As I was saying, our son needs some ground rules on calling us father during work.

#kisses Jake on his forehead goodbye #they are his dads more than his own father #you can't change my mind #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #b99 #they are so his dad #raymond holt #kevin #rosa diaz #amy santiago #b99 incorrect quotes #b99 quotes #meme #gina linetti #charles boyle

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #amy santiago #jake peralta #charles boyle #terry jeffords #gina linetti #rosa diaz #chelsea peretti #andy samberg #incq #incorrect quotes #jake x amy #peraltiago #melissa fumero #b99edit #ray holt

[noine-noine]

Gina: I'm 50% icon, 70% fashion, and 80% talent. Amy: That's 200% Gina: That's right, I'm twice the woman you will ever be.

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #gina linetti #amy santiago #incorrect quotes #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #noine noine #noine noine posts #s: ???

[size12leftshoe]

Rosa : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Gina : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Rosa : But you’re always acting stupid?

Gina : ...

Gina : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

#brooklyn 99 #dianetti #incorrect quotes #rosa diaz #gina linetti

[m3rricat]

Some more deep and heartfelt Astarion headcanons:

-All men are at least 30% attracted to Astarion

-When Astarion was born his mother cried because she knew she would never be better than him

-Astarion is the Paris of people

#astarion #astarion headcanons #technically incorrect quotes but they're accurate!! #lines from Gina Linetti in b99 #bg3

[muskratcactus]

Rosa (threatening a perp): you better not fucking do that again or I’ll make sure you can’t walk for days—

Gina: make sure I can’t walk for days…

Rosa: Are you saying you want me to fracture your legs?

Gina: damn you’re that good in bed?

Rosa: what?

Gina: noootthhiiinnnggg.

#dianetti #rosa diaz x gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #shitpost #brooklyn nine nine #gay #b99 #rosa diaz #fanfiction #incorrect quotes

[rozthedirector]

charles: *enters the supply room and sees gina and rosa talking* OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY *covers his eyes*

rosa: it's okay boyle you can open your eyes

charles: IM JUST GONNA LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE YOU CAN CONTINUE LIKE I NEVER INTERRUPTED

rosa: to wha-- WE ARE NOT---

charles: shhhh im going okay ohmygodicantvelieve

#rosa diaz #brooklyn 99 #dianetti #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #fanfiction #incorrect quotes #b99 incorrect quotes #charles boyle

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black: it’s a shame I have no taste for politics, because i was born for it. I mean i have great hair and I love lying. 

#sirius black is gina linetti #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #the marauders #wolfstar #the marauders era #mwpp era #harry potter #source brooklyn 99 #brooklyn 99 #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #sirius black kin #sirius #remus x sirius #regulus black

[jakexamyforever]

Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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[island-in-the-shadows]

Lestat: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would *never* be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Fareed (probably): Complete overlap of ego and id. It's been theorised, but I never thought I'd see it.

Lestat: I'm exquisite.

#iwtv #vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #i feel like he and gina linetti would have the best time #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sinclair: Garibaldi, please keep an eye on Ambassador Mollari today. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Garibaldi: Sure, I’d love to see Londo get punched.

Sinclair: Try again.

Garibaldi: I will stop Londo from getting punched?

Sinclair: Correct.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #jeffrey sinclair #michael garibaldi #source: b99 #raymond holt #gina linetti #half the joy of the job is watching Londo become exponentially more stupid #and Garibaldi knows this better than anyone else

[noine-noine]

Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something. Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try. Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me - Rosa, instantly: Hello?

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #charles boyle #gina linetti #rosa diaz #dianetti #rosa x gina #incorrect quotes #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #noine noine #noine noine posts #s: ???

[size12leftshoe]

Gina : Rosa , I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Rosa : Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

#dianetti #rosa diaz #gina linetti #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes

[when-cats-take-over]

So one of the bots which followed me listed 'human' in their description...

And my mind immediately went to this

How captain holt would describe tumblr bots🙌

#captain holt #b99 incorrect quotes #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #rosa diaz #gina linetti #andy samberg