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angelofthenight · 4 months

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Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

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braime-brainrot · 1 year

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Jaime: I won!

Brienne: *raising an eyebrow* I have you pinned on the ground.

Jaime: I know.

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inncorrect-starklings · 29 days

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Tommen: {About Cersei} It's like she gets off on being withholding.

Joffrey: Whoa, Tommen!

Myrcella: Look who's ragging on the old lady!

Tommen: “I’m Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself.”

Tommen: Because I'm an uptight {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep}, Tommen {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} you old horny slut!

Myrcella: {stunned} Nobody's going to top

#incorrect got quotes #incorrect game of thrones #tommen baratheon #myrcella baratheon #joffrey baratheon #source: arrested development #even funnier since Portia Di Rossi is who I see when I think about Cersei #cersei lannister

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itsgameofthronesimagines · 2 years

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Daemon: I'm gonna steal a dragon egg for a child we don't have and invite the king to Dragonstone to a wedding we didn't plan.

Mysaria: What? Why?

Daemon: Rhaenyra is pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

(Also hi I'm back on my incorrect quotes bs again)

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valarmorghulisarya · 9 months

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Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

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teenagecriminalmastermind · 2 years

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Rhaenyra: sorry for being late to the small council I was doing stuff

Daemon: I have a name, Princess

#house of the dragon #hotd #incorrect hotd quotes #incorrect got quotes #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #daemyra #incorrect daemyra quotes #rhaenyra x daemon

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shining-m00nlight · 2 months

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Some time ago in the Vale:

Ned: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Robert: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Ned: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Robert: I DO do it to you.

Ned: ...what?

Robert: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Maester?

Ned: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Robert: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Ned: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Robert: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Ned: That's perverted!

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baybieruth · 2 years

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[ incorrect quotes; the targaryens ]

daenerys: *burns the whole of king's landing* *secures the iron throne*

rhaenyra*in the afterlife*: hmm... i haven't thought about that

daemon *in the afterlife*: i like her. she's a fine targaryen.

p.s let's pretend got finale ended waaay differently 🙃

#daemon targaryen #daenerys deserved better #daenerys stormborn #incorrect hotd quotes #incorrect targaryen quotes #incorrect got quotes #rhaenyra targaryen

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rhaenysofhousetargaryen · 11 months

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Robert: it’s so hot out

Ned: yes, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

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bighound-littlebird · 1 year

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"Life is not a fairy tale, little bird. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk."

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angelofthenight · 4 months

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Alicent: You have to have a talent. Okay? So, obviously-

Aegon: I have a lot of talent.

Alicent: Like what?

Aegon: Well I’m very funny, I can-

Alicent: I have not laughed once. Not once

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 1 year

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Ned Stark: My daughter will marry your son. I can't believe that we've made it so far.

Robert Baratheon: Yeah, and look at them go, so full of love. Like little mini versions of ourselves.

Arya Stark: "We'll go straight to King's Landing" they said. But this, this is gay to King's Landing.

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inncorrect-starklings · 8 months

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Rickon: What does MILF mean anyway?

Lady Stoneheart: …

Lady Stoneheart: Mother is living forever

#incorrect got quotes #incorrect game of thrones #rickon stark #catelyn stark #lady stoneheart

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imdefyingmavity · 2 years

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Pod: My lord, may I ask you something?

Tyrion: Of course, Pod. So long as it isn't the one about where babies come from.

Pod: No, milord, my question is; these days there's a war on, yeah, but a year ago there wasn't a war on. Therefore there must have been a turning point where there not being a war on went away and there being a war on came along. So what I'm curious to know is, how did we get from the one state of affairs to the other state of affairs?

Tyrion:

Tyrion: Do you mean "how did the war start?"

Pod: Yeah.

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got quotes #source: blackadder goes fourth #podrick payne #tyrion lannister #game of thrones #incorrct asoiaf quotes #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire

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matt-murdick · 1 year

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The Old Starks and Kings of Winter watching Ned Stark confront Cersei about her incest babies and then let her go: that is not my baby

The Old Starks watching Catelyn Tully/Stark slit Lady Frey’s throat and return from the dead for vengeance: that one might be mine. just because you call her Stark doesn’t mean she belongs to the Starks

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righteousmen · 2 years

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Sansa: Oh that's Jon, he's my aunt Lyanna's wain, you remember my Aunt Lyanna? Went to England to have an abortion and never came back. Never had the abortion either.

Jon: ...I didn't know that.

#incorrect got quotes #incorrect asoiaf quotes #jon snow #sansa stark #source; derry girls

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