#incorrect Hogwarts quotes

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Slytherin: Lmao 420

Hufflepuff: *high fives Slytherin*

Ravenclaw: Seriously

Hufflepuff and Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: *slowly takes out a joint* you want some?

Ravenclaw: oh of course

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[manehead]

Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

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[lara-kaminari]

Sebastian: We're having a baby.

Ominis: Oh, congratu-

MC, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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[maxpotterblack]

Sirius: If I were a chocolate-

Remus: I would eat you.

*gay silence*

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[fitzs-trained-monkey]

MC Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlbossing her way out of Azkaban...

(Also known as Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed A Tongue)

MC: "What do you mean, I thought I could fix him? Nah, plausible deniability, your honor — I didn't know he needed to be fixed."

Judge: *deadpan* "The defendant sites you as his main accomplice."

MC: "Bold of you to take the word of a murderer at face value."

Judge: *sighs* "The prosecution's witness Ominis Gaunt testifies the same."

MC: "What? Bro hasn't witnessed anything, your honor. In fact, I can personally guarantee the witness has never seen the defendant and I in the same room together."

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[hollowwrites]

Parseltongue-tied

Pure brain rot. Not thoughts, only breathy Ominis!

~

MC: So how does Parseltongue work exactly?

Ominis: If I know a word in English I just instinctually know it in Parseltongue…

MC: Could you teach me some?

Ominis: I could. I don’t know why you’d want to learn. Like I’ve said, it associated with dark wizards.

MC: …I just want to say Hello to some snakes…

Ominis: Fine. Hello is Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: …Hash?

Ominis: (rolls his eyes) No, listen, Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: (sighs) Hhaaaaccssshhhaa

Ominis: Almost. (leans closer to her) Just a little softer. Think how snakes sound. Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa. Again.

MC: (moves closer to him) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaaaaaa

Ominis: Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (tilts his head down to her) Again

MC: (becoming increasingly breathy) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (notices his eyes closing slightly)

Ominis: (becoming gruffer) HhaaaaaaaaScshhhaa

MC: (involuntary whimper)

Sebastian: What on EARTH have I walked in on?

Ominis and MC: (pulls back blinking and dazed)

MC: I wanted to see his snake. SPEAK. I wanted to SPEAK snake…I need to leave (hurriedly exits the Undercroft)

Sebastian: …

Ominis: … Not a word Sebastian

Sebastian: I haven’t said anything (smirking)

Ominis: …

Sebastian: Oh that reminds me, I was wondering…Could you teach me how to say “I’ve been madly in love with you since I shouted at you outside the Undercroft in fifth year” in Parseltongue?

Ominis: …(sighs)

Other pieces of trash! Welcome to the Garbage Pile

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[hms-hairy-plopper]

Hufflepuff: *crying*

Slytherin: Okay, what happened *this* time?

Hufflepuff: *sniffles* Someone told me that my brownies were really dry.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: *sniffles*

Slytherin: Well, sounds like someone also doesn’t need teeth anymore…

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[slyterinthings]

Slytherin: *about their family* Why is every single person in that household depressed and suicidal?!

Hufflepuff: you forget to add homicidal honey.

Slytherin: I'm not homicidal.

Ravenclaw: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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[magicingray]

Poppy: Why are Sebastian and MC sitting with their backs to eachother?

Ominis: Oh, they had a fight.

Poppy: Then why are they holding hands?

Ominis: They get sad when they fight.

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[madamefortuna14148]

McGonagall: Did you call one of my students dumb today?

Snape: No. I said "Are you dumb?".

McGonagall: ...

Snape: I was asking him.

McGonagall: *sighs* Do you think that was appropriate?

Snape: Very much so.

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[sunniandhonibee]

Hufflepuff: "Sly, bonk me. My brain is being mean to me again."

Slytherin: *bonks their head lightly then kisses it better*

Hufflepuff: *blushes a bit* "thanks-"

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[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.

Slytherin: Why, what happened?

Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Slytherin: And?

Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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[manehead]

James: *shy* Are you uncomfortable?

Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?

James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.

Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good

Sirius:

Sirius: I am uncomfortable

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[ravenclawh0re18]

Gryffindor: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Slytherin: I'm a knife. Ravenclaw, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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[alun1r]

HL Incorrect Quotes

Mc: Ominis can you pass me the Cinnamon?

Ominis: of course, here.

MC: this is salt.

Ominis: my mistake… here it is.

Mc: this…is pepper.

Ominis: FUCKING GRAB IT YOURSELF.

«💚»

Sebastian: Two cups of sugar definitely isn’t enough.

MC: wait, how much does the recipe call for?

Sebastian: Half a cup. But I KNOW it’s a lie.

«💚»

Garreth: I decorated this cookie to look like a troll!

Ominis: Oh so I’m guessing it looks like you?

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[dracoo-malf0y]

Keeping Up with the Malfoys S2 E7

Harry: *jumps out the window*

Harry: *lands on his ass*

Harry: *runs away*

At Malfoy Manor

Harry: *bursts into Draco's bedroom*

Draco: *kissing a picture of Harry*

Draco: *looks at him and hides the picture* "God, what are you doing here, Pottah?!"

Harry: "I've got to tell you something..."

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