Duke: Jason, the only person who thinks you're a "bad boy" is you
Jason: I do illegal stuff all the time
Tim: So do we, we're vigilantes, remember?
Jason: I break into buildings- as a civilian!
Duke: Correction; you stay in libraries after hours, with permission, to read.
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jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
steph: >:O language
damian: yeah, watch your fucking language
dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?
cass: 'the fuck word'.
tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time
damian: oh my god, timothy censored it
cass: say fuck, tim.
damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.
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Jason: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”
Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”
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Talia: Jason why are you covered in blood?
Jason: Is not mine...
Talia: Oh. Good.
Bruce: No! Not good!
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Incorrect Quotes #1 (Lottery)
(Y/N) and Jason, at the same time: “aw no, fuck!”
(Y/N): “your ticket didn’t win either?”
Jason: “I didn’t win, my numbers all match.”
(Y/N), facepalming. “Jason give me the fucking paper.”
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Bruce, exhausted, sipping a fifth champagne glass at a very stressful gala and hoping nothing else goes wrong:
Jason, who snuck in dressed like a waiter and is about to ruin his night, doing the gatsby pose at him from across the room:
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Dick: how did you find me?
Jason: i followed the sound of abba music
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Jason: why are u doing that with your mouth
Dick: talking? 🤨
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Jason: I mean, it's not like any of us have committed identity theft-
Tim: Oh...I have
Jason: Wait, what? What the fuck? Whose identity?
Tim: Uhhhmm...yours?
Jason: What.
Tim: My first few jaunts as Robin, some people just assumed I was the old one who'd been resurrected or something, and I just rolled with it?
Jason: *inhale*
Tim: You okay, Jay?
Jason: *bursts into hysterical laughter* BRUCE. BRUCE, WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND HIM??! BRUCE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE HIM!
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Jason and Dick talking
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Jason: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Jason: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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“Look you want to call me a murderer call me a murderer, shit paint it on the fucking billboard, but stay out of my way because I got no problem removing you.” _Jason to Batam
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Hal: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Red Hood.
Kyle: [looking lovingly at Jason across the room] I don’t have feelings for Red Hood.
Hal: Kyle, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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