#incorrect Jayroy

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

jason: i have a gun

roy: no-

jason: ex boyfriend? more like extinction

roy: JASON-

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[sapphiretanto]

Jason: Do you remember our honeymoon?

Roy: *grinning* That glorious cruise.

Jason: No calls

Roy: No cares

Jason: No survivors

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[jasontoddisrightfuckyou]

Roy Harper: So.

Roy Harper: I'm in love.

Roy Harper: With Jason.

Roy: I'm in love with Jason.

Kyle Rayner:

Kyle Rayner: Jason Todd?

Roy Harper: Yes?

Roy Harper: ... Thoughts?

Kyle Rayner: And prayers.

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[iwannabealice]

part 4

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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.

Roy: Who was I about to kiss?

Dick: *gags*

Dick: Jason.

Roy: ...

Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?

Roy: Well...

Dick: "Well..." is not an option.

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[ktkat99]

Roy- Listen to me. You're new, so you might not know this yet, but what's the worst thing about dating a Wayne?

Bernard- Uhh, Bruce's shovel talk?

Roy- No.

Bernard- The late hours they're always working?

Roy- No.

Roy- You'll never be able to steal their clothes.

Roy- They all steal each other's clothes and no one knows what belongs to who half the time.

Roy- I swiped Bruce's housecoat last Christmas because I thought it was Jason's and I still can't look him in the eye

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[batfamhyperfixation]

*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

#bruce tells ollie #who has the same freakout and interrogation except against Jason #and both men force the two to have a vows renewal so they can all be there #but both men just use it as an excuse to one up each other #roy and jason are just like i mean free stuff #and tim is just sitting in the corner with bernard all angry cause he wanted to be the first wedding within the family #and he coulda been if he just shut his mouth and let Jason be happily married at the courthouse without a wedding involved #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #jason todd and the outlaws #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #batkids #the outlaws #dc outlaws #the only person who knew was alfred #he was their witness and he was the first person Jason told #and lian obviously #and kory was there but she couldnt be a witness cause she is an alien

[cardinalcheerio]

Jason: What is Roy's type?

Dick: anyone toxic *sarcastic*

Jason: Well, lucky for him. I'm goddamn Chernobyl

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[wondersinwaynemanor]

a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

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[foolilazuli]

Roy: Agent Foxy approaching the site, Operation ‘Sleepy Time’ commencing, over

Jason: Roy, stop playing with the baby monitor, over

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[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Bruce: Your relationship with Dick didn't end well. What makes you think I'll approve of your relationship with Jason? Roy: Do you know that, if I marry Jason, Lian automatically becomes your granddaughter right? Bruce: ... Bruce: So when's the wedding? Do you have a ring yet?

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[jasontoddisrightfuckyou]

roy would totally be that person that can handle large amount of pain and severe injuries, but will whine for days over a paper cut.

just.

roy, in the middle of a shoot out: its not fair it stings everytime i draw the bow!

jason: roy you are bleeding out in my lap!

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[strawberry-forest-does-stuff]

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[ronnyraygun]

Why am I the funniest at the buttfuck of dawn??

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[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: You wanna be a public nuisance?

Jason: Sure, how much does the job pay?

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[yeetus-feetus]

incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

-

Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

-

Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

-

Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

-

Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

-

Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

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