Day Hundred Fifty Five of getting people interested in my fanfic with incorrect quotes
Hiva, who got kidnapped: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Tenya: Several traffic violations.
Eijiro: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Momo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks and a tracker.
Shoto: Midoriya and Bakugo’s rage at the villains’ audacity fueled us.
*Izuku and Katsuki vibrating in the background*
Shoto: Also, that’s not our car.
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A Quote From My OCs:
Saber: *crying* My- my phoooone!
Hanayo: *demonic voice* WhAt DiD tHe PhOnE sAy To YoU?!
Saber: It- it.... it diieed!
Hanayo: *anger*
Hanayo: *picks up Saber's phone, lifts it up into the air, and shatters it by slamming it on the ground*
Saber:
Saber: Hanayo....
Hanayo: Yes, my love?
Saber: ....
Hanayo: ...?
Saber: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-
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Used this generator for some incorrect quotes! now you all get to share in my brainrot
Thad: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
Star: *is throwing stones at Ezra's window*
Ezra: You have a phone for a reason, Star!
*THUD*
Ezra: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Daniel, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Ezra: Star's in the kitchen.
Robin: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Thad: Yes.
Robin: I love you.
Thad: It back.
*Later*
Star: Why is Robin crying face-down on the floor?
Ezra: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
Ezra: We both look very handsome tonight.
Daniel: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Ezra: I couldn't take that chance.
Robin: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
Daniel: What goes up but never comes down?
Robin: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Robin, teaching Daniel to drive: Okay, what does a green light mean?
Daniel: Go!
Robin: A red light?
Daniel: Stop!
Robin: And what about a yellow light?
Daniel: If you floor it, you can make it!
Robin: …No—
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David: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Carter: Nat 20 Charisma.
David: That is NOT how that works-
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Blackwatch!Cassidy: Are you even getting enough sleep?
Blackwatch!Wolf: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
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Harkon: You're like twelve are you sure you're old enough to fight vampires?
Vyrthaal: YOUR MOM IS TWELVE!!
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Skadi: Watcha doin?
Loki: Oh, I got sucked into these cute animal videos on TikTok, see?
*presents a video of a massive snake eating a live rabbit*
Skadi:
Loki: Just look at that good boi!!
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Adam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Izzy:
Izzy: Why are you eating dirt?
Adam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Wren: This is a very powerful creature. If you fought it you'd be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Valentine: That sounds like a dare to me.
Demoshrine: Oh my god.
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Loki: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Frigg: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Loki: But what's the first worst thing?
Frigg: Loki, they...they weren't always orphans.
Loki:
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Elenwen: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ancano: Is it me, Lady Elenwen?
Elenwen: No, it’s not you.
Ondolemar: Is it me, First Emissary?
Elenwen: It’s not you either.
Halidur: Is it me, Elenwen?
Elenwen:
Elenwen, mockingly: iS iT mE, eLeNwEn?
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