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mamaspidershit · 2 days

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Peter: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Natasha: Uh... What's up with Peter? Maria: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Peter: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Clint, wiping away a tear: It's working.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 hours

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Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: Most people don't like math

Peter: but you like math

Tony: I'm beginning to see a flaw in my previous analogy

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hurtspideyparker · 2 months

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Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':

Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper

Peter: Deal... can I help?

Tony: You have school in 4 hours.

Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!

Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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ironrad · 1 year

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Morgan crying:

Peter: What’s wrong Maguna?

Morgan: Dad said you’re about to turn 20

Peter confused:

Morgan crying harder: Spiders can ONLY live up to 20 years

Peter: Awe, it’ll be fine. I’m not really a spider.

Peter frantically whispering to Tony: it’ll be fine, right?

Tony shrugging: I’m not a biologist.

Peter sweating profusely:

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Tony: makes a joke belittling himself

Peter: “Ah! No self-depreciation. Put another hundred in the jar.”

Tony: grumbles to himself as he shoved a $100 bill into a jar labeled “Mr. Stark’s Self Love Bank <3”

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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months

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peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?

peter: no.... maths problem

nat: oh, nevermind then.....

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acryingspider · 7 months

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Peter Parker: "If I had a nickel, for everytime a billionaire playboy, who is also a superhero specialising in tech, wanted to adopt me, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne: *Discussing custody in the background*

Alfred staring into the camera The Office Style: "When is it gonna end?"

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floilee · 21 days

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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-

Nat: Did you just call me mom?

Yelena: He just called you mom.

Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?

Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.

Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?

Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?

Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!

Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-

Kate:

Nat: MY BABIES!

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mamaspidershit · 1 day

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Natasha: Do you ever think to yourself, “Hey, maybe I shouldn’t do that?” Peter: yes but then it’s quickly followed by Clint’s voice saying “yolo”. Natasha: You put too much trust into that man.

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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underoooos · 2 years

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May : So you're like the therapist for the whole team?

Peter : Mmm kinda

May : Who's your therapist then?

Peter, holding up a small pebble : Well I talk to this rock sometimes

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Peter: You know nobody is actually enforcing the laws of physics, right?

Tony: I’m sorry?

Peter proceeding to walk up the wall:

Tony:

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