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emo-wanda-wife · 1 year

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Pietro: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room

Y/N, seeing Wanda walk in: kiss Wanda, marry Wanda

Pietro: no

Y/N: and kill whoever gets in my way

Pietro: —one will get in your way.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year

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Y/N: Pietro and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Wanda: *Sighing* What did Pietro do?

Y/N: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Pietro: Who wants a steering wheel?

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satanic-nightjar · 7 months

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Wanda: That’s an crazy idea!

Pietro: Insane!

Wanda: It makes no sense whatsoever!

Pietro: None!

Natasha: So… You’ll do it?

Both: Absolutely.

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skylarinfinity · 7 months

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pietro: hey m/n, i need your hel-

m/n: [shoke his head immediately] no!

pietro: [confused] what do mean no? you don't even know what is it's.

m/n: [shrugged] wanda said to always say no to you.

pietro: [groaned] come on! what is she your mummy?

m/n: [avoiding pietro eyes]

pietro: [furrowed his brows] ugh- gosh- you call my sister mummy!

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metalxmind · 1 year

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Erik: It's always "Why Erik?" and never "How is Erik?". Pietro: I'm...not sure that's how the saying goes...

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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Pietro: You speak Sokovian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Pietro: where have you been?

Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...

Wanda: nowhere

Y/N: out...uh...nowhere

Pietro: well which is it?

Wanda: out nowhere.

Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request

Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-

Wanda ribs Y/N...

Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.

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romanoffshouse · 3 months

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Pietro: Name one thing you like about me

Y/N: Easy, your sister

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snow-fire13 · 2 years

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Nat: I'm not doing too well.

Wanda: What's wrong?

Nat: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Y/N enters the room*

Nat: There it is again.

Wanda, empathetic: Yeah, I got one of those too.

*Pietro enters the room after Y/N*

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.

Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a "divorce playlist".

Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes "your mom" jokes to their siblings.

Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.

Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it "Maroon 7.13" adjusted to inflation.

Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says "no homo" but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.

Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.

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louwaffles · 1 year

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*Y/N and Pietro in jail*

Y/N: So, who’re you gonna call?

Pietro: I would call Wanda, but I feel safer here.

Y/N: I also would call Wanda, but I’m not in the mood of being punished.

Pietro: How about Nat?

Y/N: I still wanna live to see tomorrow.

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 4 months

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HASHTAG HEROES | AVENGERS SOCIAL MEDIA AU (PT.3)

Pietro Maximoff x fem!reader

Warnings: blood (fake), swearing... thats it i think

Notes: i've been posting fuck all so here's part 3 of this little thing

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satanic-nightjar · 1 month

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Wanda: I know now what I need.

Vision: Sleep?

Agatha: Therapy?

Pietro: An exorcism?

Wanda: I was going to say love and appreciation.

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skylarinfinity · 8 months

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pietro: [hug wanda and checking if she have any injury] are you okay? [wanda nods while panting]

m/n: [see them together] hmm you two just siblings right? nothing more?

pietro: [turn to see m/n been staring at them] what do you mean by that?

m/n: [shrugs] in another universe you guys actually together-

pietro: wha-

m/n: [continue his ramble] and you know wanda twin son's always suspicious to me because she married to a microwave than she get pregnant by “her own magic” but one of the son have her brother power, and people think her son have pietro because he is her twin sibling but i think pietro actually the father!

wanda: [wanda scrunch her nose in disgusting after heard what m/n said] can you stop?!

author notes i see this conversation about this 'theory' on reddit but i forgot what the username is and i can't find it anymore...

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its-really-dry · 2 years

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y/n to the camera: nat saying shes not a lesbian is SEVERELY ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands*

nat from across the room: all i said was that i wasn't gonna kiss you, because you, kate and pietro just ate MUD!

y/n: *turns back to the camera* ......... see? ........ ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands again*

wanda in the background: PIETRO WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING DIRT FROM THE GARDEN!? *runs after him*

yelena: KATE BISHOP YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH MEASLES! *follows*

clint: those kids are probably the reason covid now exists *sighs*

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