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slytherpuff-conversations · 11 months

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*Watching film*

Hufflepuff: I’m sat here watching being like ‘this scene is quite emotional’ and out of the corner of my eye I can just see you playing with playdoh

Slytherin: Leave my playdoh alone… it gives me something to fidget with

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niwthsiri · 3 months

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Slytherin: I feel something tingling in my chest, I think the darkness is trying to claim me.

Hufflepuff: I’m pretty sure those are just feelings.

Slytherin: No, I think this is the end.

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itstheghostofmypast · 5 months

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Related to His Honeybee

*Y/N having lunch and suddenly everyone goes quiet*

Draco *sits next to her*: So.

Y/N: So...

Draco: You wanna tell me something, bee?

Y/N: uhh...the mashed potatoes are a bit salty?

Draco *points at his cap then her* :THIS

Y/N: I...did tell you, you just left and-

Draco: No, where is YOURS?

Y/N *blushing*: O-oh..I'll wear it.

Draco: Good. *sits there at the Hufflepuff table glaring at everyone else*

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bagerfluff · 8 months

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Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

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magnoliachasewrites · 5 months

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hufflepuff: I love you so much baby.

slytherin: Are you... Are you talking to a tray of muffins?

(Huff stuffs another muffin into their already over-flowing mouth.)

hufflepuff, chewing: I sense you're judging me.

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slyterinthings · 5 months

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Slytherin: *about their family* Why is every single person in that household depressed and suicidal?!

Hufflepuff: you forget to add homicidal honey.

Slytherin: I'm not homicidal.

Ravenclaw: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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miss-beetle · 1 year

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Slytherin: Don't worry, I've realised I'm not actually in love with you. I just want to be friends. So you don't need to worry about our friendship ending.

Hufflepuff: Lovely!

(She shows him her latest plant. She gives the sunniest smile Sly's ever seen).

Hufflepuff: I'm naming her Ursula.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Can I take it back?

Hufflepuff: What?

Slytherin: You're cute as fuck. Can I take back what I said about not being in love with you?

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moonjellipihj · 7 months

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Stuff Slytherin and Hufflepuff do in Uni at random #4

Hufflepuff: *absolutely LOSING THEIR SHT and going rage mode in an argument*

Slytherin: hot

Hufflepuff: say what now?

Slytherin: uhh nothing, don't mind me just keep doing what you're doing..

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sunniandhonibee · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: "Sly, bonk me. My brain is being mean to me again."

Slytherin: *bonks their head lightly then kisses it better*

Hufflepuff: *blushes a bit* "thanks-"

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slytherpuff-conversations · 2 months

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Hufflepuff: Just for that you’re not getting your garlic bread

Slytherin: *laughing*

Hufflepuff: Nah actually… I’m gonna decrust all your pizza!

Slytherin: Wow! Now that’s a threat! Shit…

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niwthsiri · 2 months

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Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?

Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.

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itstheghostofmypast · 1 year

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Draco and Y/N star gazing

Y/N: Have you ever thought how if a shooting star fell on you, you and everything around you would cease to exist.

Draco: I- what?

Y/N: I mean we already know most of these stars are dead.

Draco: Yes, but it's-

Y/N: Like are we glorifying staring at the dead? Is this romantic, staring at the potential end that looms above us as a nightly reminder of our mortality-

Draco: MERLIN- Y/N WHAT KIND OF HUFFLEPUFF ARE YOU?

Y/N: Does being a Hufflepuff mean I can not state mere facts and observations?

Draco: If this is because I ate your pastry-

Y/N: It definitely is, you SADIST.

Draco: t'was delicious too, you feisty thing😏

*Watching her march away, mumbling how she'll dump him*

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ravenramble · 1 year

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The Houses Sense of Style

Ravenclaw

-either the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen that somehow looks amazing or vintage/academia inspired. no in between.

-i’m talking gummy worm earrings, a flower bucket hat, and constellation shirts

-everyone tries to put a label of stuffy prep on us but may i remind you all that one of our house values is CREATIVITY

Hufflepuff

-either grunge/comfy clothes or soft aesthetic

-yes they will be the kindest people you have ever met, but my GOD they are hard workers. They don’t have time to always be picking out cute outfits

- if they’re not absolutely hounded with self prescribed work, they will be the vision of boy or girl next door

Gryffindor

-sporty/prep style or literally could care less

-everyone makes them seem like the dumb jocks, but these guys have STYLE sometimes

-they wanna have fun and they are daring, they’re going to experiment with crazy trends but they’ll do so making it WORK (sometimes)

-the trend setters purely for their confidence.

-however will also be the people who wear dinosaur t-shirts because they don’t care about what people think (*cough cough* my gf *cough cough*

Slytherin

-either professional CEO or grunge

- some will want to fit the stereotype of evil , and look the part because they like to look powerful. Grunge is the easy solution

- HOWEVER, the CEO types will dress for the job they want. they are CLASSY

- please remember that slytherins aren’t evil or bad people. they are ambitious and traditional! they just KNOW THEIR WORTH AND SHOW IT OFF

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bagerfluff · 6 months

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Hufflepuff: *Ranting about their day*

Hufflepuff: Sorry, I'll stop. I've been talking too much

Slytherin: *Who loves the sound of Hufflepuffs voice*

Slytherin: No, please continue

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feistyfox47 · 1 month

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Theodore: Nothing in life is free. Draco: Love is free. Mattheo: Knowledge is free. Lorenzo: Friendship is free. y/n: Self-respect is free. Tom: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: … Pansy: Tom, that's illegal- Theodore: No, let him finish!

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slyterinthings · 6 months

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Hufflepuff: *about Slytherin* I'm sorry my gf/bf/so said that, they're not right in the head.

Person:...

Slytherin : I'm right here!

Hufflepuff: your being here doesn't change the truth my love.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: fair enough.

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