#incorrect Star Wars quotes

[tattycoram]

*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-

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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Leia Organa: I searched everywhere. Borsk Fey'lya: What? Leia Organa: I looked through hundreds of files. Leia Organa: Looked through all our correspondences. Leia Organa: I even searched my closet. Leia Organa: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion. Borsk Fey'lya:

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[midnightdjarin]

the batch: *playing hide & seek*

omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??

wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*

crosshair: *sighs* she can see you

wrecker: NO SHE CANT

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[clonememesfrikyeah]

*Somewhere in a galaxy far far away*

Alpha-17: *Lights cigarette and downs the whole thing in one drag.*

Fordo: *watching in disbelief waiting for the cloud*

Alpha-17: *coughs a little*

Fordo: “…Do you exhale?”

Alpha-17: “What’dya mean?”

Fordo: “When you smoke? Do you exhale it?”

Alpha-17: “I don’t understand the question mate.”

Fordo: “Your fucking with me. You do know when you smoke you’re supposed to inhale then exhale it.”

Alpha-17: “That’s just silly.”

Fordo: “So you’re telling me when you smoke you smoke the whole lot without breathing?”

Alpha-17: “That’s how you’re supposed to do it.”

Fordo: “No it isn’t that’s how you fucking die!”

Alpha-17:*laughs* So you’re telling me when you open your canteen you take a sip and spit it out? How else do you quench your thirst?”

Fordo: “Your fucked up, how long ya been smoking for?”

Alpha-17: “Ten years.”

Fordo: “And how old are we?”

Alpha-17: “Bought twelve and a half I’d say.”

Fordo: “…Your gonna fucking die of lung cancer mate. Your gonna get punched in the face with the long dick of cancer!”

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[cuminhoid]

the galaxy: wow the jedi are so aloof and mysterious even as kids...all their classes must be about connecting to the Force and swinging Swords

the padawans: forming support groups in the salles because Master Windu's damned calc class should not be a requirement! derive this, motherfucker! *Force-throws a pen at the wall*

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[bisexualvader]

#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

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[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

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[incorrectmandalorian]

keeping up with the mandalorians

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[tattycoram]

*Umbara* Fives, greeting Tup: Good morning Fives, greeting Kix: Good morning Fives, greeting Jesse: Good morning Fives, greeting Dogma: Not you, you can choke

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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

[about Mara] Han Solo: She murdered multiple people. Luke Skywalker: No one is perfect

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[gamelpar]

Crosshair: I hate you.

Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.

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[techfan450]

Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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[bbygirl-obi]

obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.

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