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thesunbettershineonthemagain · 2 years

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guys,,,,,,,,, lighting emits gamma rays,,

in every lighting bolt thor is showing his love for bruce,,,,,,, im so soft you guys skehejsijenwwk

omg this means bruce wouldn’t have to worry about touching thor cuz of the gamma radiation cuz thor might like be immune or already have gamma in him???nebejsbebejsn

#the universe ships it #i put this in my drafts months ago and i just remembered it exists so y’all get this #ur welcome #y’all this ship sails itself honestly #bruce banner #thor odinson #thorbruce #brainstorm #gammahammer #thruce #dr bruce banner #the hulk #thor bruce #incorrect thorbruce #nova banner

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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Ft. Jealous!Stormbteaker

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eatlembasbread · 23 days

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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

#avengers #mcu #marvel #thor odinson #bruce banner #tony stark #steve rogers #hulk #captain america #ironman #thorbruce #stony #not my idea #credits to this random person on pinterest for the dialogue #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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headcanonthings · 9 months

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Thor: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven! Bruce: That’s ... that’s not good

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect revengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #the revengers #thor odinson #the mighty thor #bruce banner #the hulk #thorbruce #gammahammer

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rrcenic · 8 months

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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

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ir0npvrker · 1 year

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[at a carnival]

thor, taking out his wallet: how much for the horse tornado?

bruce: thor, that’s a carousel

thor: i must have it

#source: tumblr #thorbruce #thor odinson #thor of asgard #bruce banner #the hulk #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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textsfromtheavengers · 1 year

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 years

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Bruce: This is breaking and entering!

Thor: No no no! Only if we break something.

Thor: Entering is just entering.

#source: psych #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #thorbruce #Thor #thor odinson #bruce banner #hulk #thor ragnorak

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mothmansloverrr · 2 years

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Bruce: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Thor: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

#thor odinson #bruce banner #thorbruce #incorrect marvel quotes

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incorrect-marvel-characters · 3 years

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Valkyrie: Why does Thor call you babygirl??

Bruce: ...Why dont we stop talking for a while!

#gayass bruce #incorrect thorbruce #incorrect revengers #incorrect marvel quote #revengers #thorbruce #bruce banner #Valkyrie

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thesunbettershineonthemagain · 2 years

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bruce: oh my god.

thor: i go by thor these days actually

#going back to my thorbruce incorrect quotes era as i haven’t posted shit in forever #bruce banner #marvel #thorbruce #thor odinson #mcu memes #gammahammer #marvel mcu #thor love and thunder #gay gay homosexual gay #hulk #the hulk #thor #magnis bullshit

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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More power to representation!

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thors-bruce · 3 years

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bruce: got called gay at walmart yesterday

thor: what happened?

bruce: got called gay

thor: at walmart?

bruce: yeah it was at walmart

#marvel #incorrect quotes #incorrect thorbruce #thorbruce #i love them #bruce banner #thor odinson #thor #gay ppl

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headcanonthings · 2 years

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Bruce: I need some serotonin.

Thor: [hops to his feet]

Thor: [sits back down]

Thor: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and was about to go get you some.

Bruce, fighting a smile: That’s okay, babe. I think you got it.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect revengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #the revengers #bruce banner #The Hulk #Thor Odinson #The Mighty Thor #GammaHammer #thorbruce

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incorrectthorquotes · 4 years

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Thor: Me n the boys are gonna commit crimes and be gay!!

Thor: Whoops wrong person.

Bruce: Thor, we are in a Denny’s together. There is no way this is the wrong person

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect thor #hulk #thor #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect thorbruce #thorbruce #hi im alive #for how long no one knows

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures

bruce: what?

loki: an idea. he’s having an idea

#source: tumblr #revengers #thorbruce #thor and loki #not th*rki #go. away.#thor odinson #thor of asgard #bruce banner #the hulk #loki laufeyson #loki of asgard #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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