#incorrect Tmi quotes

[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[isabellelightwood88]

So iconic PAHAHA

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[deanbane]

Simon: How come paper could beat rock? just throw that bitch into the water, I say!

Clary: You okay?

Simon:

Simon: No, I've ruined another Raphael's jacket and I'm scared

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[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Jace: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Alec: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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[caylenqueen]

Magnus, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Simon: But how-

Magnus, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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[overheardinidris]

Alec: I have a new sweater.

Magnus: Wrong.

Magnus: We have a new sweater.

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[jemsbitch]

What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Izzy: Alec and Magnus sitting in a tree♪

Alec: Izzy get away from me ♪

Jace: first comes love, then comes marriage

Alec: and then a Herondale with spinal damage

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

alec: i just, i hate this so much! i mean, every time i go pick magnus up at the airport, it’s so great. but at the same time, i’m thinking, 'well, i’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping him off.'

izzy: so what are you going to do?

alec: nothing! there’s nothing to do! i mean, he lives there, i live here. i mean, he’d have to move here. he should move here!

jace: what??

alec: i could ask him to live with me!

izzy: are you serious?

alec: i mean why not?!

jace: because you’ve only known him for six weeks! okay, i’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge i've had a longer relationship with!

alec: look guys, when i'm with him it’s like he brings this great side out of me. i love him, y’know?

jace: and I love the milk! but i’m not gonna ask some warlock to move in with me!

izzy:

alec:

jace:

jace: izzy, you say things now.

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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[peupeugunn]

alec: what do you wanna do tonight?

magnus: world domination

alec: ...that's a little ambitious, isn't it?

magnus: you're my world, darling

alec: thank you, mags

alec:

alec: wait—

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[themortaltextposts]

City of Ashes textpost

*Magnus opens the door to his apartment to the gang when he's still babysitting Jace*

Magnus: "I know what all of you are thinking: my jacket is wrinkled. I would have ironed it, but someone here thought it would be a great idea to use the iron to make a grilled cheese sandwich!"

Jace: "I had bread. I had cheese. I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?"

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[deanbane]

Catrina: When in doubt, we...?

Magnus: Start a week full of party

Ragnor: Call the cops on that party

Raphael: Stab everyone that tried to talk to me at the party

Catrina:

Catrina: I expected less and you gave me nothing

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[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Simon: Alec is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shove him!

Izzy: That was him ignoring you.

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[caylenqueen]

Clary: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Jace: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Clary.

Clary: ...

Jace: ...The nightmares.

Clary: *wrapping her arms around Jace* Awwww, sweetie-

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