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#incorrect Wordgirl quotes
toonycatuwu · 8 months
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WordGirl and Tobey: "How many likes for y'all to kiss?"
Tobey: A million!
WordGirl: Ok. No, he's joking. But look, listen... why-
Tobey: A million!
WordGirl: I find it kinda weird that you guys
Tobey: A MILLION
WordGirl: think it's cool to see enemies kiss each other.
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Tobey: Are you even a real doctor?
Two-Brains: Of course! I've operated on 100 people.
Tobey: Doesn't make you a doctor.
Two-Brains: Quiet or I'll make it 101.
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pedanticat · 2 years
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Tobey: Look, Becky, you have to treat a robot like you treat a woman. Becky:...Go on. Tobey:...No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.
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weirdkev27 · 2 years
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TJ: Mom, Dad, I really like Johnson.
Sally: Why not, dear? Johnson’s a nice boy.
TJ: No mom, I mean I really like Johnson!
Tim: We heard you the first time, son. You have a homosexual attraction to Johnson.
TJ: What does Homosexual mean?
Becky: Homosexual is when someone is attracted to a person of the same sex or gender. Since you and Johnson are both boys and you’re attracted to him, that makes it a homosexual attraction.
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love me though we’re lonely
hold me closer
i want to jump into your skin
your kisses are a virtue
your gaze makes me sin
this love less demure
i’m colored by your touch
you’ve sought out my iniquity
and brought out the sun
we aren’t good together
but we’re the best we’re gonna have
you hold me at my lonesome
you kiss the lips you’ve damned
loneliness binds us
like an unbreakable vow
i’ll love you forever
as long as you’ll allow
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femboi-rayne · 7 months
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I just realized I never posted the screenshots I collected while messing with incorrect quotes. So here: Incorrect WordGirl Quotes part 1!
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random-bi-writer · 7 months
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Can't believe no one did this before.
*in the middle of an all villain battle.*
*Captain HuggyFace protects Becky from the Butcher's attack.*
Wordgirl: Thanks, Dad!
...
Wordgirl: Why is everyone staring at me?
The Narrator: You just called Captain HuggyFace "Dad". You said, "Thanks, Dad."
Wordgirl: What? No I didn't, I said "Thanks, man."
Captain HuggyFace (only Becky can understand him): Do you see me as...a father figure, Becky?
Wordgirl: NO, if anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.
The Butcher: Hey! Show your father some respect.
Wordgirl: I didn't call him, "Dad"!
Captain HuggyFace: Nonono, Becky. I take it as a compliment.
Tobey: It's not a big deal. I called Dr. Two Brains "Mom" once, and he's a guy.
Wordgirl: Guys! Jump on that, Tobey has daddy issues.
Victoria: Old news, but you calling your monkey "Daddy."-
Wordgirl: Hey, "Daddy", is not on the table here.
Dr. Two Brains: But you did called him "Dad", kid.
Wordgirl: You shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you've become a villain.
Captain HuggyFace: Do you want to talk about it over a game of catch?
Wordgirl: ...I like that.
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snickerzanddoodlez · 7 months
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Mr. Big, sweating: “Leslie, there’s something I need to ask you-“ Leslie: “Finally! You’re proposing!” Mr. Big: “How’d you know?” Leslie: “Sir, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.” Leslie: “I even picked it up once.”
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And then they got married
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shadow-coolness · 20 days
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Becky: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit inducing.
TJ: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Sis!
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"I love you Wordgirl!"
"And I love you random citizen!"
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hoarder-of-dragons · 8 months
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Azirphale: Listen I don't know what you're trying to pull here, so... what are you trying to pull? Crowley, under his breath: Your heartstrings. Azirpahale: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. You were mumbling. Crowley: NOTHING!
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toonycatuwu · 2 years
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Scoops: im fine
Tobey:
I H A T E T H E F L O O R
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At Girls Night Out
Ms Question: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city?
Leslie: Well that was entirely predictable.
Ms Question: One of them punched a gang member?
Leslie: Rhyme?
Ms Question: Lady Redundant Woman, actually?
Leslie: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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ijustgotherebro · 25 days
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Becky: wait how old are you?
Dr. Twobrains: wait guess
Becky: 36
Dr. Twobrains: WHAT!?
Becky: you said guess
Dr. Twobrains: that was so far off, normally when people play that game they guess like a little bit younger, was that the little bit younger guess?
Becky: yeah are you like 39?
Dr. Twobrains: WHAT!!?
Becky: so was i right?
Dr. Twobrains: no im not in my thirties
Becky: oh really?
Dr. Twobrains: im in my forties
Becky: oh i knew it i was just being nice
Dr. Twobrains WHAT!? what do you mean i knew it, im not in my forties im 28 WTF
Toby*watching from the sidelines trying not to die of laughter* oh godamn your old
Dr. Twobrains: WHAT!!?
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weirdkev27 · 2 years
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Miss Power: A talent show?! Oh, this is gonna be the best day of my life!
Becky: What- really? You're into talent shows? Doesn't seem like your type of thing, Miss Power.
Power: Becky, you could not be more wrong if you tried. I love talent shows! You see, on my planet, they're the gold standard for misery.
Becky: Oh, boy...
Miss Power: I mean, look, you got your stage fright, you got backstage meltdowns, your face plants and forgotten lyrics... and then there's always someone whose confidence is so huge, it crushes everybody else!
(Miss Power points to Katy, who is practicing with a yo-yo for the talent show.)
Victoria: Aww, so cute...that you think of that as a talent!
(Katy stops and almost starts to cry.)
Miss Power: See?!
Becky: Katy, I love yo-yo tricks! And I can't wait to see you perform!
Miss Power: Your positivity is exhausting.
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eahsayswhat · 8 months
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Making Raven go cross-eyed at the end was harder than it needed to be. But I managed.
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