#incorrect achilles

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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[sqwirrl]

Agamemnon: *breathes*

Achilles: *hisses and snuggles closer to Patroclus*

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[planteatter]

Achilles: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Patroclus: Twelve, actually.

Achilles: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Patroclus: Yours!

Achilles: That's right: no one's

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[onwingsofwords]

this would be funny if you ignore what happens right after this

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[incorrecthomer]

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

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[nobuuses]

#it’s about time i actually post about tsoa #tsoa #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #ancient greek #greek gods #troy #song of achilles #ancient greek memes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #zen #ancient greek gods #ancient greek mythology #the odyssey #persephades #the iliad #homer #odysseus #lore olympus #userpelion

[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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[skeletal-petals]

star ‘he is half of my soul, as the poets say’ chaser

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[raphael-angele]

POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

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[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

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[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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[sqwirrl]

Literally all the trojans when Patroclus died

fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck

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[thaliasthunder]

odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

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[onwingsofwords]

I'm back with more Iliad memes instead of actually writing my Iliad/Oresteia retelling -- yay procrastination!

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

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