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[velidewrites]

Rhys: And don’t accidentally kill someone

Azriel: I’m not an idiot

Azriel: I know how to do it on purpose

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[emmitaaa4]

look me in the eyes and tell me this isnt cassian with azriel.

thats right you cant.

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys, sitting at his desk pinching the bridge of his nose while Feyre and Cassian stand across the room covered in black soot: I'd like to live through one week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

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[sadiegirl2021]

*Cassian and Nesta talking at the dining room table*

Nesta: I'm telling you, he's got a crush on her.

Cassian: There's no way! He would have told me. *Azriel joins them*

Nesta(whispering): Really! Watch this...

Nesta: Az, I'm going to get Gwyn a chocolate cake for her birthday.

Azriel(seemingly uninterested): Okay...

Cassian(mouthing at Nesta): See!

Azriel(smiling a little): ...But I think pistachio is a better choice. It's her favourite.

Nesta(mouthing at Cassian with a smirk): See!!

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[nebarious]

Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n

Y/n: You're not even looking at me

Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster

Azriel:

Y/n:

Azriel: Fuck you

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[incorrectacotarblog]

Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me

Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

Cassian: biological whorefare

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[aprill-99]

How it started *Under the Mountain*:

Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”

Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”

Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:

Feyre: “So this is my mate.”

Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”

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[lyssasdrafts]

kidnapper on the phone: we have your son

feyre, staring at nyx: he’s with me right now?

kidnapper: then who’s this illyrian demanding we cut the crust off his sandwich and read him bedtime stories?

feyre: …

feyre: i can’t believe they have cassian

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[incorrectacotarwords]

Eris: with all due respect, which there is none

Eris: Please hesitate to contact me

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[acomaflove]

Rhysand: If you had to take an arrow for your mate or your High Lady who would you choose?

Feyre and Nesta: *stare*

Cassian: *begins sweating*

Cassian: The likelihood of that happening is———

Nesta: You’re stalling.

Feyre: Answer the question.

Rhysand: There is a right answer.

Cassian:

Cassian:

Cassian: This is a trap.

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(Decide in the comments who the right answer is)

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[velidewrites]

Azriel: *sneaks in through the window* Rhysand, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night? Azriel: I uh...I was with Cassian Cassian, turning in his own chair: Wanna try that again?

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: Alright Nyx, Azriel. Let's go over this one more time.

Rhys: If something breaks?

Azriel: We try to fix it before Feyre gets home.

Cassian: And if it doesn't work?

Nyx: We blame Uncle Cassian.

Cassian: Okay, what we're not gonna do-

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[sadiegirl2021]

Rhysand showing Feyre the Night Court: This is your home now.

Rowen showing Aelin his bed: This is your home now.

Bryce showing Hunt her penthouse apartment: This is your home now.

Elide showing Lorcan Perranth: This is your home now.

Cassian showing Nesta The House of Wind: This is your home now.

Lucien putting Elain's hand over his heart: This is your home now.

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[nebarious]

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

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[lady-riel]

Eris: *sneers* All pretty face and no brains huh Azriel:  Azriel: So you think I’m pretty? Eris: I meant it as an insult. Azriel: Sure you did.  Eris: Azriel: Eris: I MEANT IT AS AN INSULT Azriel: Sounds like you have a little crush. Eris: How dare you.

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