Shadow Weaver: I have raised Catra and Adora to be so strong
Glimmer: You fucked up some perfectly good lesbians is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety.
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Catra: Oh. I forgot to say this, but I have no idea how this whole dating thing works.
Adora: No prob. I don't know either.
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Adora: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Catra: *chugs entire bottle*
Catra: It’s perfume.
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Glimmer: What are you two doing?
Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy!
DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff.
Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties!
Adora: And muscles!
Catra: In a bikini!
DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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Catra: What if I was evil and ran towards you at a very fast speed?
Adora: My arms are strong I would catch you and hug you.
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[ Everyone on a scavenger hunt. ]
Adora: Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize.
Catra: I know where the devil lies.
[ Shadow Weaver’s grave. ]
Mermista: Wow. Did Bow put up a balloon arch for the game?
Catra: No, that was me. I like to come every week and install a fresh one.
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Bro is just a jungle gym
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Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*
Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*
Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?
Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*
Catra: What the hell am I doing?
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Redemption Arc Therapy Incorrect Quotes #361 (Catradora meets Bakudeku)
Adora: Sooo.... How long have you and Bakugo been dating?
Midoriya: Oh, three years!
Catra: Who's that? Does he always follow you two around?
Bakugo: That's our third-wheel.
Todoroki: Hello.
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Glimmer: *trying on a new outfit* So? What do you think?
Bow: You look beautiful!
Adora: Yeah, Glimmer, that outfit looks great! But do you know where it would look even better? On Bow's floor!
Glimmer: ...
Bow: ...
Bow: Did you just hit on Glimmer FOR me?
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Baby Hordak: *hits his head on something and starts crying*
Horde Prime: Oh, that’s an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this b***h crying?
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Adora: Catra. Catra!
Catra: What? What's wrong?
Adora: You're snoring.
Catra: Me? I… *Sees Melog next to her and chuckles* Look at them!
Adora: Come on. We said no Melog in the bed.
Catra: Oh, but they're just a little kitty. They probably got scared and snuck in.
Adora: Oh, really? How come when Finn has nightmares you don't let them sneak in the bed?
Catra: Adora, it's 6:00 in the morning. Can we talk about this later?
Finn: *lying on the floor* Answer the question.
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Catra: I set off explosives to feel joy.
Adora: That's adorable.
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Glimmer and Adora: Um.. whatcha got there?
Bow, holding Kyle's hand after breaking him out of the Horde: A smoothie
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Catra: I'm tellin' ya, Adora, they/them pussy is different.
Adora: Aw, pussy is pussy! Just watch me! *goes home with Double Trouble*
Adora, returning disheveled and mind-blown: Goddamn.
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