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#incorrect agatha harkness
satanic-nightjar · 3 months
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Agatha: You’ve been watching tv all day, why don’t you go read something?
Wanda: [puts on subtitles]
Agatha:
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skylarinfinity · 4 months
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agatha : [turn male reader into a frog] now suffer!
[male reader hopping away on the leaf to leaf with a big smile]
wanda : [sighed] you just make his childhood dream into reality...
agatha : wait- no!
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vorpalmuchness · 2 years
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Agatha Harkness: I've never broken any of your dumb rules!
her coven:
Agatha: -in front of you!
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chaosvillainy · 6 months
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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*
Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.
Y/N: Thoughts?
Strange: …
Strange: And prayers, girl.
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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Agatha knocks and a groggy Y/N answers…
Agatha: morning neighbor. Have a great Halloween?
Y/N: yeah you could say that
Agatha: did the kids keep you up all night?
Y/N: well…
Wanda walks up in only Y/N’s shirt…
Wanda: detka are you coming back to- oh uhh…hey Agatha
Agatha:
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cissa-calls · 16 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 757
Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”
Wanda: “A what?”
Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”
Wanda: “I am not!”
Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*
Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*
Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*
Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”
Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”
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lifespectator · 2 years
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Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house
Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.
Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?
Wanda, under her breath: Everything.
Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?
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headcanonthings · 4 months
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Wanda: Are you threatening me?
Agatha: I’m sorry. I must have done it badly, I thought I made myself pretty obvious.
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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Agatha: Well, well, well, look at who can't keep her dick out of my mouth
Wanda: I’LL PUT MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT!
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xmcu-fietro · 1 year
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Wandavision characters as onion articles and textposts (with a bonus Knives Out: Glass Onion meme):
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Bonus:
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satanic-nightjar · 4 months
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Wanda: Are you wearing eyeliner?
Agatha: Just a little. What do you think?
Wanda: It looks ok I guess.
[Later]
Wanda *mumbling, face in her pillow*: She looked so good
Vision: I know
Wanda: I think I’m kinda gay
Vision: I know
Vision: Wait- did you not know?
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skylarinfinity · 3 months
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wanda : [eating hot food and so she blow it off to cool it down]
[agatha and male reader watching from their house]
male reader : girl, she’s performing black magic rituals to try and retrieve your soul from the netherworld again.
agatha : [scoffed in jealousy] how she doing all this so easy!
tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy @loving-wanda-in-every-universe
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its-really-dry · 2 years
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last line courtesy of @wandaspov
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y/n: I'M NOT GAY >:(
tony: alright then. tell me what you think about barns?
y/n: ehhh
tony: steve?
y/n: ehhh
tony: sam?
y/n: i guess.....
tony: thor?
y/n: HAHA more like *in an aussie accent* "nor"
tony: me?
y/n: oh no, honey, defs not
tony: now what about maria?
y/n: :0
tony: wanda?
y/n: MOMMY WANDA
tony: natasha?
y/n: DADDY TASHA
tony: hell, AGNES?
y/n: MISTRESS‼‼‼
tony: my point proven
y/n: i'm not gay, i just have good taste
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chaosvillainy · 7 months
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Scarlet Witch: Y/N, I need motivation to not kill anyone today.
Y/N: We can’t fuck if you’re in prison.
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 days
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Agatha and Natasha pause their band practice with Rockstar!Wanda…
Agatha: you good, Wanda?
Wanda: never better why?
Natasha: your latest song is very upbeat not like our usual songs
Wanda: how can I feel down when I’m dating Y/N? They make me feel so alive!
Y/N walks in with coffees for everyone…
Y/N: hey gals, I got you all coffee
Agatha: Wanda, marry Y/N!
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