#incorrect ahs quotes

[incorrect-madison-quotes]

"Well Zoe is in that movie and she did the only sensible thing after discovering her power. She became a nun" - Madison Montgomery

#madison montgomery #incorrect madison quotes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs coven #american horror story

[zombiefied-frat-boy]

the answer to that is yes

#sorry for disappearing for a century here is a grindr meme for the gallangdon besties out there #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant #michael langdon

[crown-ov-horns]

Michael: did you like my gift, my dear?

Mallory: what am I supposed to do with ten skinned raccoons on my doorstep?

#ahs #american horror story #ahs apocalypse #michael langdon #mallory (ahs) #otp #millory #michael langdon x mallory #otp crack #horror crack #ahs fandom #horror fandom #incorrect ahs #incorrect ahs quotes #incorrect ahs apocalypse quotes #come on he'd continue his childhood barn cat behavior #i mean the beast of rev is described as quite feline

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖 #and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰 #anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Wednesday: am I going too far?

Enid: no no, you went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison

#Wednesday: ah so not too far then #Wednesday: tell me when they give me a death sentence #wednesday tim burton #wednesday addams #netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday #wednsday addams #enid wednesday #enid sinclair #wednesday enid #enid x wednesday #wednesday x enid #wednesday and enid #enid and wednesday #wenclair meme #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair #wenclair #wenid #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday quotes #the addams family #addams family #thing addams #netflix #wlw memes #wlw ship #gomez addams #morticia addams

[rayssion]

Jason: Percy, you're in charge while I'm away.

Percy: alright, I'm your man.

Jason: don't do anything stupid.

Percy: I'm kinda your man.

Jason: please, keep Nico and Leo from bullying Frank.

Percy: .... you need another man.

#ah yes #just two gremlins bullying Clifford the big red dog #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #leo valdez #frank zhang #jercy #incorrect jercy quotes #jercy bromance #valzhang #valdangelo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #hoo #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: What are we?

Regulus: I’m literally pining you underneath me with my wand against your neck right now, Potter

#jegulus #ah you never answer the question reggie #james potter #regulus black #incorrect jegulus quotes #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era #hp marauders #harry potter #daddiesdrarry on instagram #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp #hp #regulus x james #sunseeker #starchaser #incorrect james potter quotes #incorrect regulus black #hp imagine #hp incorrect quotes #hp ships #hp rare pair #incorrect hp quotes #jegulus squad

[cod-dump]

Graves: Hey, Soap.

Soap: What.

Graves: What do you call it when your captain and your transport both tried to get to me first when I arrived on site?

Soap: I don't care--

Graves: A race to the bottom.

Soap:

Graves: *grins and walks away*

Soap:

Soap: *drawing his sidearm* I promise I won't hurt 'im that bad--

Gaz: Soap, no--

#submission #hehe #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #nikpricegraves #pricegravesnik #ah my favorite american bastard

[noyzinerd]

Smol Eli: Dada? Can I watch Funny Man again?

Derek: Funny Man?

Stiles: Sure, kiddo. *Puts on a Friday The 13th movie*

Smol Eli: Yay! Funny Man!

Derek: Um???

Stiles: Don't freak out. I haven't turned him into a sociopath, if that's what you're worried about. He's far too innocent to be corrupted that easily.

Derek: Okay, then do you mind telling me what he finds so funny abou-?!

Smol Eli: HAHAHA! Silly lady! Not s'pose ta fall 'sleep on da stairs!

Derek :...Ah. I see.

Smol Eli: Funny Man, you're so bad at hockey! 🤣

#Eli's toddler brain: Ah yes running away kicking and screaming to avoid nap time before going limp from sudden exhaustion. Relatable. #sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #eli hale #eli stilinski hale #vince mattis #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Fucking hell! When you said you were always in some form of pain or discomfort, I didn’t think you meant it literally! How the hell am I meant to sleep like this?!”

Person B: “...Starting to regret the shared senses spell, aren’t you?”

Person A: “I can handle it! ...It’s just a little annoying.”

Person B: “Pfft, Just you wait until I have one of my bad days, then you’ll understand why I was so against this.”

Person A: “...Are you telling me this is a good day?!”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #ah the joys of chronic illness. How useful a shared sense spell would be for dealing with arseholes! #magic #supernatural #fantasy #monster #pain mention #angst #angsty #whump #hurt/comfort #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours

#caroline x klaus #caroline forbes #klaus mikaelson #ah klaus #klaroline #tvd #tvd incorrect quotes #klaroline incorrect quotes

[roadpiracyisnothijacking]

David Tennant: *exists* Neil Gaiman: *clicks lighter ominously*

#ah yes the delicate art of setting david tennant on fire #neil gaiman needs to give this boy a break #david tennant on fire #david tennant #neil gaiman #fire #good omens #incorrect quotes

[zombiefied-frat-boy]

alternate version x2

#according to my gfs input THIS is the funniest version so it better get some likes #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; “I’ll see you first thing tomorrow morning.” 

Y/N; “The best way to guarantee that is to sleep on top of me.”

#incorrect quotes #severus snape #reader insert #severus snape x reader #harry potter universe #Ah that is the dream

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EQUIUS: D -> Your honor. In my defense, Nepeta said she would cry if I didn’t crush that troll’s skull. 

EQUIUS: D -> She also giggled in delight and told me that it was really cool, so I think it was absolutely worth it.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #meowrails #mod terezi #ah #what purer friendship is there than between a homicidal catgirl and her himbo

[thaliasthunder]

annabeth: a woman's place is in battlefield.

percy: so u think women should die? :/

piper: bold of u to even think women would LOSE the battle......misogynist piece of crap :/

percy: oh gods.. u're right... i will reflect on my behavior. im so sorry women

#*sips tea* ah boys #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #hoo #pjo #pjo/hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #pipabeth #percabeth #rrverse #rick riordan #jason grace #hazel lavesque #frank zhang #feminism