#incorrect alien quotes

[doobs]

incorrect alien quotes ripley x lambert

Ripley: *sighs* What should we do today?

Parker: Hot women.

Brett: I second that.

Dallas: Shouldn't we cut that thing off Kane's head?

Ash: We should work.

Kane: *muffled noises*

Lambert: World domination.

Ripley: That's ambitious, Lambert.

Lambert: You're my world, Ripley.

Ripley: Aww...

Everyone: *Silence.*

Ripley: OH.

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[b-lightwalker]

Bishop: And the classic...

Hicks, seated at a piano and singing to Hudson: How the f*** did you burn... How the f*** did you bur-urn... Ice cream?

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[superbat-love]

Bruce: [scowling] And why should I help you, Queen?

Oliver: Come on, Bruce! Think of it as a favor for your best friend.

Superman stomps over, eyes glowing red.

Kal-El: How dare you! [grabs the front of Oliver’s shirt and lifts him off the ground]

Oliver: W-What? What are you doing? What did I do?

Bruce: Kal, put him down!

Kal-El: I won’t let you move in on what’s mine! I’m Bruce’s best friend! You’re just a boy friend.

Oliver: Huh? I’m not his boyfriend! I’m dating Dinah!

Superman’s eyes dim, and he puts Oliver down.

Kal-El: You’re Dinah’s best friend?

Oliver: I’m her boyfriend. Her romantic partner. Dinah and I are in love!

Kal-El: [turns to Bruce] Bruce, I want a downgrade from being your best friend to being your boy friend.

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[ladyironsky]

A human with the Magpie gene, reaching for something shiny: Ohhh what's this?

The aliens, seeing the human are about to pick up a poisonous animal: No don't touch that! It's poisonous!

The human, hand still inching toward said animal: You sure?

The alien, swatting their hand away: Very.

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Oikawa: what are you thinking about?

Iwaizumi: *pauses daydream about zombie ninjas fighting cyborgs in the future* You.

#ok but we all know oikawa's imagining some alien revolution too #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #iwaoi

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Horangi confronting Y/N for helping alien!König hides from the government]

Y/N : yeah, so what?

Horangi : So what?!

Y/N : Yeah, so what if he’s an alien that’s escaped from the Area 51, Kim?!

Y/N : At least he’s active in the community! 🙄

Horangi : Active in the community?! It’s been killing people whoever gets too close to you!

Y/N : At least he’s not a gambling addict whose debts keeps piling up by day!

Horangi, gasps : You take that back—

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[karmaspidr]

Alien Commander: Prepare yourselves, soldiers. Soon we will be within range and we will be soon returning home knowing we have brought further glory to our ever-expanding empire.

Alien Trooper: Commander, can I ask you a question?

Commander: Of course, trooper. But keep it brief. I was told to expect heavy resistance from our superiors and that we must be battle ready when it occurs.

Trooper: That's the thing, Commander. What are we being punished for?

Commander: I'm afraid I don't understand, trooper. How can strengthening our Empire by uplifting another primitive species into it be a punishment?

Trooper: Sir, I don't wish to imply anything, but you do realize that we are invading Terra, right? Locals prefer to call it, Earth.

Commander: That's what the report said.

Trooper: So, you read the report, okay? So you know what the dominant species on this planet is.

Commander: Regular homoseapiants. Nothing special outside a few outliers.

Trooper: Nothing, special?! Sir, you do realize that in the past 15 local cycles, the humanoids that inhabit this planet have pushed back invasions against the Kree, the Skrull, Chitari, Galactus, and even the Mad Titan Thanos. In some cases, multiple times even. They even have more Gods living among them than any system in the universe. Some of the mortals, a seemingly ordinary variant of the 'human' category, have reached God levels of power on their own. Clearly, this is a fight we cannot win, so I ask again. What did we do to be punished like this?

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[elemental-alien]

I had to draw this. @eahincorrect prepare to be sick of me

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[fandomnerd9602]

Tali: I love you but if I were to even kiss you id risk an infection

Y/N: I understand Tali

Y/N walks away…

Tali: where are you going?

Y/N: to buy all the Lysol, Clorox wipes and zinc tablets! I want you to stay healthy when I eventually kiss you!!

Tali: (blushes) I wish you could see how hard I’m blushing under my helmet

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: they should add aliens to war thunder so i can run them over

Karkat: THEY SHOULD ADD ALIENS TO WAR THUNDER SO SOMEONE WILL LEAK THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS PROVING THAT THEY EXIST

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[fortunatelyenchantingtaco]

Satoru: no but like imagine how romantic eating another person can be? Like your souls are together forever

Sukuna, flirting: you want to try, Six Eyes?

Satoru, also flirting: I bet I taste so sweet you wont taste anything better!

Suguru and Shoko in the background: what the actual fuck

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[doobs]

MORE RIPLEY X LAMBERT BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE 😍

Lambert: I like your new pants, Ripley.

Ripley: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Lambert: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *smiles shyly*

Ripley: The store can't give me pants for free, Lambert.

Lambert: Th-That's not what I meant...?

Ripley: *serious tone* That's a terrible way to run a business.

#ripley x lambert #ellen ripley x joan lambert #ellen ripley #joan lambert #alien 1979 #incorrect alien quotes #incorrect quotes #sigourney weaver #veronica cartwright #ilysm ripley 😍 #i can't with these two #they may not be meant for each other but at least i can live vivaciously through lambert in something that was nearly canon

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Sausage: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Joel: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

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[superbat-love]

Angry supervillain: Imbeciles! Because of your incompetence, the Justice League has been alerted to our presence!

Assassin 1: My lord, we accept full responsibility for the failure of our mission.

Angry supervillain: I don’t know why I hired you fools! Your orders were to capture the alien and kill the human before sunrise. Why the hell did you throw the kryptonite net at the human and gun down the alien?

Assassin 2: My lord, in our defence, we were not expecting both of them to stumble out of the closet undressed in the middle of the night. The first man saw us, kept apologizing and tried to cover himself up. The second man simply stared at us and remarked “How interesting”. So we had to make a split-second decision regarding their identities. We deeply apologize for the mix-up my lord.

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[harveywritings92]

Symbiote au: Symbiote! König and his host R/n are trying to sleep but their next door neighbor is playing loud dubstep, cut to R/n rapidly knocking on the neighbor's door]

Noisy Neighbor: Yeah?

R/n: Hey, can you turn your music down, please? 'Cause I'm having a really hard time sleeping.

Noisy Neighbor, rolls their eyes: Tsk, Whatever.

[They’re about to close the door when R/n, semi-merges with König, holds the door open and snarls at them]

R/n & König : We said....TuRN iT DoWn!

Noisy Neighbor, freaked out: y-Yeah, sure, Ma’am. Yeah. I’ll j- I'll just turn it right down. Sorry.

R/n, relaxing: Thank you. Thank you. (goes back to her unit.)

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[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Taiyang: I know. I appreciate that. It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Qrow: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: resident alien