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live-from-gotham · 17 days
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ipad kid
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bbbbbbbbatman · 24 days
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
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daiwild · 10 months
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Tim: I'm telling you Bruce, my team is very competent.
Kon, rushing in: Tim! Bart tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!
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justsomerandom-nerd · 2 months
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Stephanie, camera in hand: Are you ready?
Duke: Are you two sure this is a good idea?
Tim, standing ontop of his skateboard at the top of the stairs: We’re vigilantes, Duke, we do stuff more dangerous than this every night.
*A Week Later*
Kon: How’d you break your arm again.
Tim: Two Face’s goons, you know how Gotham is.
Bart: Really?
Tim, Solemnly: It took ten of them.
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girly-blogging · 2 years
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its them
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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥
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timdrakeismypatronus · 4 months
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No one:
Conner, Bart, and Cassie trying to describe their Timmy:
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impulseowlll · 4 months
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*Bart comes running in the room* Bart: Hey, Tim! Have you seen my phone? *Tim looks up from his laptop* Tim: Hey, Bart. No I haven't seen your phone. Go ask our mother. Bart: Okay! *Bart runs into the other room* Bart: Hey, Mom, have you seen my phone? Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Connor: That's what I thought. No I haven't seen your phone, but I can call it. Bart: That would be great! Thanks,Mom! Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Tim from the other room: Super Awesome Mom says what? Connor: What?
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two-sibyls-tall · 7 months
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*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*
Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance
*the next morning*
Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean
Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either
Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance
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live-from-gotham · 24 days
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name five songs.
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there’s a thousand of you guys now?! thank you?! <3
also, for those of you who expressed interest, @flyrobinflyy is my new sideblog :)
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arguablysomaya · 8 months
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Tim: Why do I always let you two talk me into things like this?
Kon: This was literally your idea!
Bart: You made charts.
Kon: And diagrams.
Bart: And code names-
Tim: YES ALRIGHT FINE. FUCK.
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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[raiding the batfam's fridge]
Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.
Bart: Taste it.
Kon: *drinks it*
Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.
Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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The only time you should support 'Diana is the shortest one in the League' rights is when she's explicitly presented as the strongest muscle. And for comedic purposes.
Villain: And now that I've finally terminated your pathetic attempts at battling me. Bring forth your strongest warrior, so you can watch them die.
TJL: Bet [Hide behind Diana]
Villain: Is that. Is that a joke?
Diana, 5'3 of pure breathing destruction: :)
Bruce: Sign this, please
Villain: Wh. What's this.
Bruce: it's a contractual agreement stating you're not holding any of us culpable for what she'll do to you since you consented to her destroying you.
Hal: Say hi to God you fucking idiot
Barry: And my hamster too, okay?
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headcanonthings · 1 month
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Kon: Isn't that embezzlement? Bart: No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket. Cassie: I think you mean bedazzling. Tim: Which is also a crime.
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